Saturday, September 27, 2014

The Ryan Phillippe Candle Curse

I fully expect to listen to Coast to Coast at some point this week and hear an entire program devoted to the Candle Curse of Ryan Phillippe. If you have slept with Ryan Phillippe you need to rid yourselves of all candles in your apartment or house immediately. Don't waste time. Do it now. If he gave any to you, then you you should probably dunk them in a bucket of water and carefully take them to your nearest dark forest and dig a hole and bury them in there only to be seen again many years later when a young girl digs it up and brings them home and the curse begins again.

It was not that long ago that Ryan Phillippe had a little one night stand with Ashley Greene. Sure, he has a girlfriend, but no one would know and they were going to her place and no paps had seen them so it was all good. Then Ashley lit a candle and her rented condo got torched and some neighboring condos damaged. It was reported that Ryan was there.

Earlier this week and entire building was set ablaze after Alexis Knapp lit a candle in her condo. The fire damage was so extensive that the entire building is considered uninhabitable. Alexis Knapp is the mother of Ryan Phillippe's baby. You remember the story. They dated for one second. She got pregnant and they broke up but he did show up for the birth. The question is, did he give her candles as a gift or is it justhis presence around candles that causes the curse.

26 comments:

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

He obviously has a thing for Pyromaniacs
D
U
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Sincerely,Your Friend said...

This morning is off to a very slow start.

I feel soooo alone.

cubsfan1990 said...

I don't get it?

Tricia S said...

What is up SYF!!!!
I got ure back:)

KMS from down under said...

You are not alone, I'm am here with you (lights candle and holds it up)

snookiemonster said...

This does not a curse make

derek harvey said...

He needs some of those flameless candles Joel McHale is always making fun of on The Soup!

J. B. said...

I see Alexis using this to get money out of her "friend" Seth Macfarlane.

The Real Dragon said...

The sex must have been good.

Vera Christina said...

here's an idea, don't have sex with Ryan Phillippe.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

LOl
and yay uuuuu
Thx @TriciaS @KMS

TT said...

Slow gossip day, I know, let's make up some story about Ryan Phillippe! And be sure to collect the check we get from this bs we create.

Virginia Staley said...

((crickets))

Sherry said...

Don't laugh Derek. My roomie put those in the bathroom and around the house and they're on a timer. They look pretty real.

Seven of Eleven said...

I don't get flameless candles. Isn't it the purpose of a candle to be all scenty?

I don't know who Alexis Knappe is, but she is the mother of her baby. Ryan may be the papa, but his paternity doesn't negate her maternity.

teresa crane said...

I've almost lit my house on fire leaving a candle unattended

I'm terrified to light candles now

Thanks @ KMS (swaying)

Sherry said...

I certainly hope everyone is safe albeit extremely inconvenienced now. Once you've been in a house fire you constantly freak for a while hoping it doesn't happen again. It's happened to me and took me years to get over it. Talk about PTSD! (Is that the right term?)

RJ said...

I love flame less candles. They look very real and don't put off any scent. If you suffer from migraines, you know how awful scented candles can be.

FrenchGirl said...

1/ryan philippe as not there when ashley greene's condo has burnt.She slept with her brother( i guess they live together)
2/ all person who uses or used candle yet had a problem.You forgot,the wind,the candle falls....
Last winter in France,4 kids are died in a home fire because of a forgotten candle

sugarbread maker said...

alexis knapp is dating alexander skarsgards baby bro bill.. quite the hottie!! maybe they were distracted!!

All Lace no Leather said...

Two incidences does not make a curse. Sloooooowwwwww gossip day.

Bee Haven said...

Those are awesome! I still love the real deal. Make sure to extinguish them if you get carried away in the boudoir and you own cats who knock them over and burn a big patch of carpet.
Carpet in the floor. Not genital adornment.

Flora Goforth said...

Was that the fire on Horn? Maybe Ryan is being paid to destroy WEHO buildings to avoid conservationists and clear the way for developers.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

Why do these people use candles? They don't have electricity in their homes or something?

Kat Stewart said...

Is it the candle or holding a torch off Ryan? Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Unknown said...

He's a reverse black widow, willing his sex partners to die a terrible death - or if they don't die to lose millions in ruined property so the other owners may kill them. Pretty clever when you think about it. His hands are clean but death, right around the corner for the unlucky women who opened wide...

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