Friday, September 26, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

Samuel L Jackson singing karaoke gets the top spot.
Britney Spears smiles like she sings.
And again
And again
And again.
Chris Martin spends another day barefoot on the beach. I almost wrote bareback.
Chloe Moretz has a PUH.
Chris Pratt getting ready to host SNL tomorrow night.
David Arquette matches his belt tot what his girlfriend is wearing.

40 comments:

Vera Christina said...

Poor Britney. If she's that tense her meds aren't titrated right.

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sandybrook said...

Arquette probably bought her that outfit while he was high.
I bet SL Jackson crooned like David Ruffin of The Temptations.
BritBrit gets propped up and she does what daddy tells her to do.

Kno Won Uno said...

That's a nice dress, Britney. I can't even snark on her, she makes me so sad. She looks very pretty.

Meghan said...

I'm thinking David Arquette is maaaayyybe, um, 15-20 years too old to be wearing that getup... And his girlfriend maybe 15-20 years too young for hers...

parissucksliterally said...

Oh for fuck's sake, just let poor Britney retire!!!!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Seven your Bertney story from this morning still giving me the heebie jeebies

jack ducky said...

Why are there so damn many pics of britney? Ugh

Casey Jones said...

Poor Brit. Bless her heart, she looks like she has no idea where she is, what she's doing, or why she's doing it. :(

rosie riveter said...

Poor brit, these pics make me sad for her.

Hanwi said...

Poor Britney-bot, if they only allowed her to retire back to Louisiana.

Yeoman Princess said...

Awwwww, man... Brit's meds are doubled the dose for this event! And she looks so pretty too. Sads :(

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

According to urbandictionary, the third acception of "puh" is "...(word) to describe the female sex organ". http://es.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=puh

I sincerely expected CGM had one.

Sherry said...

That's not a smile on Brit..That's a grimace.

MeanieRhysie said...

Dear god, why can't they just let Britney live in peace??? So sad to see her.

Yeoman Princess said...

@Seven and @Lady H. What Britney story? I missed it!

Tina Mallette said...

someone in an earlier thread said Britney told the press she had just had lip injections, you think?

She looked pretty otherwise.

Topper Madison said...

This reminded me that I haven't watched this in a while: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

Matt & Jess said...

Britney "smiles like she sings" FAKE?

Renoblondee said...

I would imagine the structure of her Vegas gig helps, not hurts her. She'd be way worse off if she was just sitting around with nothing to do.

nora nader said...

I wish the media would leave Britney alone. She's actually doing her job. It's hard to continually smile for hours. Anyone who has had to sit through umpteen photos being taken, the smile starts out sincere and by the 2nd & 3rd hour...it hard to work those smile muscles. No matter how hard you try, it ends up looking insincere. Give the girl a break. She's trying.

crila16 said...

Brit looks like a younger version of Faith Hill.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Remember that Al Pacino movie from 10 years ago where he created a female/singer/celebrity from super hi-tech technology? I think that might be where Britney came from.

Bebedog said...

Crila... I was just going to say the same thing. She looks so much like Faith Hill in these pics. Love her dress and hair. She looks pretty even though she looks really stiff.

Seven of Eleven said...

Poor Brit, she really does have the robot smile going. I second Nora Nader, though. I've had to attend functions where I was required to smile and be perky (not easy for someone with RBF) and after the third or so hour, your mouth just freezes.

@yeoman, it's really disturbing.

"Paint me satin and embroider me with mother of pearl. Paint me feminine with a bow and let me feel like a little girl. This is the art of being a woman and remembering the feelings of a girl."

Inside Britney Spears's Weird, Sad Lingerie Show

I adore Chris Pratt and would scoop him with a spoon, but that outfit, not so much. If he needs help changing, though, I can fill in!

Yeoman Princess said...

@Seven... Good god, that is disturbing. I'm a bit speechless :-/

Lisa said...

Do any of you realize the judge asks her what she wants? If she really wanted to retire then you can bet your sweet ass that would happen!! Her father can NOT make her perform anymore than he can make her do so many of the thing you all seem to accuse him of. He can't hire "boyfriends" for her as again every dine he spends is accounted for and trust me a judge is not going to go for that one!!
I an not positive but when the new guy first showed up he was either a body guard or something. I am wondering if Britney "falls in love" with these men and like her former fiance they see an instant payday and go with it. But this time daddy was not going to let this guy bleed her like before so got rid of him.

Ginger said...

I thought it said Brittney smells like she sings. LOL

Scallywag said...

@sandy I was thinking the same thing about Sam Jackson. I saw that photo and was hoping to hear, "As I walk this land of broken dreams..." Show Me Love is good too, though that karaoke music for it sounds like screeching cats.

Brit looks so pretty; that dress is stunning and grown-up and fitted perfectly. I think someone must have told her in rehearsal to just keep smiling big like that. I give her props for getting out there.

Aoife said...

Poor Britney. She is visibly tense. Her smile is a grimace. Her eyes are...wild.

Paint Chips said...

Britney's dress is very matronly.

The Enquirer said...

Ah Britney. She really doesn't want to be there. I have no idea why she is even releasing this lingerie line. She looks nice but seems completely uninterested in it.

MinPinGirl said...

Britney looks like a zombie baring her teeth. Could she look anymore uncomfortable? She's been onstage her whole life so it seems twice as weird to see her looking so uncomfortable being the center of attention. Britney looks like she's never had her picture taken in her life.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Uh oh with a cherry on top!!
Charlie Sheen seems to be having another meltdown. Looks like I better stay tuned tomorrow! Goodnight!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Good tip @LadyH
I'll have to go elsewhere to check into it since Enty is apparently hung over this morning (and I am not).

parissucksliterally said...

Lisa, I will bet she has discussed retiring, but is guilted into working because she "has a lot of people depending on her for jobs", etc....

I am sure she is easily manipulated. Look at her "perform" now. Look at her pics. the only time you ever see her genuinely smile is when she is with her boys.

So, I disagree, that she wants to keep working.

figgy said...

Britney is smiling the way 4 year olds do when they become aware of what a camera is and they do those fakey big smiles. There's a group family photo of me at that age and it looks exactly like Britney there.

figgy said...

Holy shit, who wrote the voiceover for Britney's show? Britney herself? It sounds like it. And how in the hell do you embroider with mother of pearl?

Alexa Rose said...

Wow, Britney is making me sad.

Unknown said...

Britney...damn it. I love Britney. We all do, don't we? She just looks so TENSE. Like she has some kind of fear of people or perhaps the attention. Her body language is always speaking volumes. Her smile is nothing because her eyes tell what she is feeling...not to mention the clinched fist and obvious distance between herself and others in every...single...photo.

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