Saturday, September 27, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

March 20, 2014

This former A+ list mostly movie actor had to actually get down on his knees and beg his girlfriend to come back to him. He also had to start giving her more money and apparently they might even get married too because she left him for several weeks. The actor has never found anyone who is willing to put up with all of his kinks like this woman and he is desperate to keep her. She knows this and deserves every bit of what the actor is paying her. I don't know how she does it.

Eddie Murphy

31 comments:

Nutty_Flavor said...

So if she's supportive of his kinks, the question is, what made her leave?

Loved me some Eddie in the old days.

Bacon Ranch said...

Sounds like she wanted a raise, Nutty

CoBe said...

Was she making him neigh like the donkey from Shrek? That's what I would do all day long if I were dating him.

Probably why he is not dating me.

kelliknows said...

I thought she was just getting paid in overpriced coffee..well that could add up.

Virginia Staley said...

((slow clap))

...well played future Mrs. Murphy, well played.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Our resident Blind buster @MontanaM FTW

Good morning @Bacon Ranch

rosie riveter said...

This was easy. Fly yo freak flag Eddie

figgy said...

I don't think this was easy, I wouldn't describe him as an actor, he's a comedian first. I would really truly love to know what those kinks are. I'm thinking he dresses as a girl and the girlfriend is wielding a big strap-on. Yep, that's my guess.

Nutty_Flavor said...

I think the girlfriend - Paige Butcher, whose big roles as of IMDB was in 'Big Momma's House 2' - is beginning to age out of the hot-piece demographic and needs to get the ring *now* before a replacement arrives.

rolotomassi said...

I think he's "Awwwwesome" in "Bowfinger" (as everyone in that flick). The dog in high heels,LOL..Christine Baranski"ooooh, Nouveeeaaaauuux cinema"

sandybrook said...

She must really know how to work that strap on

Bacon Ranch said...

You got no ice cream
you got no ice cream
You on the welfare
you on the welfare
And you daddy's an alcoholic

Mornin' Lady and Danke!!
:D

maxxy said...

His girlfriend Paige is truly stunning.

Figgy, Eddie is the 2nd highest grossing actor of all time.
Only Tom Hanks has brought in more, and not by much.

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Rolo, 'Bowfinger' is one of my favorites - an unsung classic. I like it when the meglomaniac movie star version of Eddie counts the number of times the letter 'k' appears in a script, divides by 3, and complains that there are x number of references to the KKK in the movie....and he won't take the part.

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Maxxxy, didn't know that, but I'm impressed. If he got 10 bucks for every time I've run 'Coming to America' at my house, he'd probably have beat Hanks.

maxxy said...

I hear ya Nutty. I deposited my fair share towards his total over the years too. His movies flat out ruled for a time.

Lady Heisenberg said...

LOLZ! That's why I attached the never show it to the Laker Girls clip at Mind head for Montana's victory! I love Bowfinger! I am KIT
Keep It Together!!!

Bee Haven said...

My thoughts exactly sandybrook. That and her willingness to engage in threesomes with transvestites.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Or the gf pretends to be a man dressed as a woman and she has to tuck the strap on for starters.

rolotomassi said...

@Nutty & @Lady H.-makes me laugh Heartily & A lot! so many funny lines & situations & yes @Nutty,Unsung classic,not sure why.

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @Bacon Ranch! I loved Delirious!

I can't help it, I love Donkey.

B. Profane said...

Murphy isn't even in the top ten grossing actors if you subtract out voice work, which is how the studios judge box office pulling power. He couldn't get even a moderately-budgeted comedy greenlit on his own these days.

Vera Christina said...

so, what are his kinks? (or maybe we don't want to know!)

teresa crane said...

@Vera : rumor is Eddie likes to get his freak on

Pegging, etc

I also thought she got paid in iced coffee LOL

rolotomassi said...

@Teresa C., "paid in iced coffee" LOL

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Second highest grosser actor? I thought that would be Harrison Ford.

CanadianMiss said...

But I bet he could get an SNL skit

maxxy said...
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maxxy said...

FYI
1. Tom Hanks
2. Eddie Murphy
3. Harrison Ford
4. Robin Williams
5. Tom Cruise
http://xfinity.comcast.net/slideshow/entertainment-topgrossingactors/25/

cowbulls said...

Paige is a serious hottie but she has figured out that she needs a retirement package. No guy wants her after Eddie has warped her in who knows what ways.

Stud Drayton said...

Lol

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