Saturday, September 27, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

June 10, 2014

This former B list mostly television actor from two very hit shows and who also moonlighted as a singer doesn't have sex with his much younger girlfriend any longer. She tells friends that she always has to orally service the actor and that is it. He also tells her during the act how lucky she is and that he could fins anyone to replace her at any time.

The Hoff

30 comments:

Jacq said...

Where is Talks Too Much??

Bacon Ranch said...

I hear he's big in Germany

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@Bacon Ranch
By "Germany" do you mean "lap"? ;-p

rolotomassi said...

cuz he's busy eating Hamburger crumbs off the rug-

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Well, why does she stick around?????
Cough .....fame ho....cough.....
Dumb fame Ho.... Cough cough

Bacon Ranch said...

I'm sure according to him he is, Sincerely ;)
Zero idea why or where he is still a 'thing'.
As far as I know the last hit he had was the video recording his daughter made of his drunk ass.

Lil P said...

Well he does have a point. For the cost of a few bjs she doesn't have to work as a shop girl in Wales ( which she admitted she didn't want to do) gets to travel the world and visit places like nekker island. My dream!

Seven of Eleven said...

There was one commenter who said the whole "Hoff is big in Germany" is a huge joke. It's so bizarre, like how the French love Jerry Lewis.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

And I bet she's not even getting paid for it.
As long as people are willing to be taken advantage of, there's always drunken Has Beens who will have them suck their dork for free.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I'm HUGE in Yemen.

Bacon Ranch said...

I always suspected as much, 7. Kind of like the "I have a girlfriend. Seriously. You don't know her, she lives in Canada" thing.

auntliddy said...

I too cannot imagine why she stays with him. Hes so pathetically uncool.

sifichick said...

Like he's some prize. Give me a break. As much as he drinks I'm surprised he can even get it up for a bj. This girl must be desperate to stay with him.

rosie riveter said...

Old man balls. Yes, what a fucking prize.

Virginia Staley said...

i love it when couples come to a comfortable compromise. warms the heart.

Wahoowifey said...

I would rather have a root canal with no anesthesia than get anywhere near that man or his genitals!

figgy said...

And they say romance is dead.

It's probably a limp dick she's sucking.

All Lace no Leather said...

@SYF, I'm crushed. I thought I was huge in Yemen! Love your posts.

sandybrook said...

I'm huge on my street (but its a small town)

Bee Haven said...

Is that code rolotomassi?

Bee Haven said...

Ha ha Sincerely!!

Bee Haven said...

Alright ladies. Who'd prefer bouncing old man balls on your chin (I bet there's still sand enveloped in those saggy maracas) or closing your eyes and taking one for the team between your two big toes?

Bee Haven said...

I'm a legend in my own lunchbox.

Frufra said...

@Bee - the foot thing, anytime!

Sillygurl said...

Please someone answer this. I missed what happened. IF something happened. I miss her, where is she? AND SHELLY?*

*never forget*

Raspy said...

Talk Too Much had some severe issues and she is hopefully getting help for them.
She'd probably be thrilled you asked about her, stuff like that meant a lot to her.

Vera Christina said...

I was also wondering about TTM and wish her well.

Oh Hoff, you can break, you can shatter the vase, but the scent of your girlfriend earning her "fame" still remains.

MinPinGirl said...

His girlfriend needs to get him an apple pie to fuck. Give him a better flavor for next time.

CanadianMiss said...

Yuck.

Jacq said...

#neverforget

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