Thursday, September 25, 2014

Tiny Detectives Starring Kate Mara And Ellen Page

16 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Jack ducky get the fuck in here, stat!

sandybrook said...

Maybe ill watch since its possible lesbians

Kno Won Uno said...

Looks messy.

sandybrook said...

Created by funny or die--it wasn't funny. Kate and Ellen play height challenged dectectives who find their height impedes their abilities to do their job effectively. They cant solve cases and their black superior fires their short asses.

Seven of Eleven said...

It's a riff on True Detective (I don't watch it, so I'm not sure how accurate it is) only with "tiny" (short) people.

"Can we get a stepladder in here, STAT?!"
"I can lift you up."
"I can't see the screen, can you?"
"You two are terrible detectives."
"No, we're TINY detectives."
"I'm gonna need your badges and guns." (ginormous plate and gun thrown on table, which actually doesn't make sense)

Because they're short. Get it? zzzzz, I expected more from FoD.

Kno Won Uno said...

TLC will totally pick it up & run with it. As soon as they find a pair of tiny detectives.
Tiny Cops, Big Crimes!

Kno Won Uno said...

I was just thinking...I'd watch one of their Tiny People shows if it was tiny people transported to a tinier world. (yes, it's been done, Gulliver, etc)
Now with insight from a formerly contextually tiny person. No? Nah. I wouldn't watch it. I think I'll register the TM just the same. TLC is so predatory.

jack ducky said...

@Lady! I'm here now! watching it as I type!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Back in the day there was a hilarious parody clip of Cops called Short Cops. I think it was on Leno? I've been trying to dig that up.

@sandy: that is amazing! First the go pro dog beach and now lesbians <3

jack ducky said...

I loved it!! I don't care if it was dumb it was adorable and kate and ellen just need to do everything tougher.

jack ducky said...

*together

Wen said...

Does anyone remember Ellen when she was Trina on Trailer Park Boys?

plokzy said...

Yes! Lahey's daughter. Her first appearance I think

Lydia Bennett said...

I despise Mara.

GeorgieBuns said...

Don't get the negativity on here, i loved it.

Tricia S said...

That was clever....and supercute
Are they the suspected couple from BI?

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