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I might need to lose a few pounds. Futon collapsed during the night.
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Why are you sleeping on a futon and not a proper bed? Futons are for students/guests/first time house buyers.
ReplyDeleteFuckin hell Enty. Take some of that money you save living in your parents basement. Buy yourself a real bed and a gym membership. I could use a new yoga buddy if you're up for it :D
ReplyDeleteThat made me genuinely laugh.
DeleteThis made me lol. Then when I ready Lady Heisenberg's comment I literally laughed my ass off. Like, its still on the floor.
ReplyDeleteEasier to clean up than the infamous waterbed incident.
ReplyDeleteThanks @Stephanie! I'm laughing my ass off too. I love fantasizing about chubbo greasy bacon-stenched lawyers turned bloggers breaking their parents' basement furniture while the Benny Hill theme plays!
ReplyDeleteDaily Bacon = Fat Makin
ReplyDelete....unfortunately.
A good "your turn" would be
"What items do you splurge on?"
Good answer is "A good mattress / bed / bedding and pillow."
That's no excuse.
ReplyDeleteYou are not Enty, your a person writing about a character. The least you could do is write in third person. Fuck, we aren't idiots.
ReplyDeleteMy 10 yr old niece does some local singing completion ---like a little American idol for kids---anyways she is a great little singer and came 2nd place last year. The judges try to encourage the kids to sing different songs---the judges were trying to get her to sing that new Megan Trainor song Its all about the Bass---she took the lyrics home and my sister had a cow! loll "my daughter is not singing about being overweight and men loving it!" lollll and FTR my niece is a healthy weight--just a littlebaby fat on the cheeks--she is sooo cute! There was a post on the Dlisted about this mEGAN yesterday --had no clue who she was and just listened to her single and it is awful!
ReplyDeleteSillygurl said...
ReplyDeleteYou are not Enty, your a person writing about a character. The least you could do is write in third person. Fuck, we aren't idiots.
Just silly.
Sorry, I had to do it.
Try Didrex (benzphetamine). Unlike other amphetamines, it's on Schedule III, not the more restrictive Schedule II.
ReplyDeleteObviously not fat, obviously not an entertainment lawyer, and obviously a woman doing most of this on her phone.
ReplyDeleteIf this is true, I'm sure you're my old boss. And if you're going to destroy a bed, make sure it's due to sexy times.
ReplyDeleteI haven't slept on a futon since college. They're super comfortable though.
ReplyDeleteI need to lose 10 lbs. I'm going to hot yoga tonite.
Get a twin bed at the very least. You want to sleep like a King, get a Queen bed. King for one person makes you feel lonely.
ReplyDeleteAlso, feel free to eat all the steak and salad you want. Just skip the potato.