Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Off Topic

I might need to lose a few pounds. Futon collapsed during the night. 

16 comments:

Violet said...

Why are you sleeping on a futon and not a proper bed? Futons are for students/guests/first time house buyers.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Fuckin hell Enty. Take some of that money you save living in your parents basement. Buy yourself a real bed and a gym membership. I could use a new yoga buddy if you're up for it :D

Stephanie said...

This made me lol. Then when I ready Lady Heisenberg's comment I literally laughed my ass off. Like, its still on the floor.

mooshki said...

Easier to clean up than the infamous waterbed incident.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Thanks @Stephanie! I'm laughing my ass off too. I love fantasizing about chubbo greasy bacon-stenched lawyers turned bloggers breaking their parents' basement furniture while the Benny Hill theme plays!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Daily Bacon = Fat Makin

....unfortunately.

A good "your turn" would be
"What items do you splurge on?"

Good answer is "A good mattress / bed / bedding and pillow."

AndrewBW said...

That's no excuse.

MollyMo said...

That made me genuinely laugh.

Sillygurl said...

You are not Enty, your a person writing about a character. The least you could do is write in third person. Fuck, we aren't idiots.

derek harvey said...

My 10 yr old niece does some local singing completion ---like a little American idol for kids---anyways she is a great little singer and came 2nd place last year. The judges try to encourage the kids to sing different songs---the judges were trying to get her to sing that new Megan Trainor song Its all about the Bass---she took the lyrics home and my sister had a cow! loll "my daughter is not singing about being overweight and men loving it!" lollll and FTR my niece is a healthy weight--just a littlebaby fat on the cheeks--she is sooo cute! There was a post on the Dlisted about this mEGAN yesterday --had no clue who she was and just listened to her single and it is awful!

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

Sillygurl said...
You are not Enty, your a person writing about a character. The least you could do is write in third person. Fuck, we aren't idiots.



Just silly.
Sorry, I had to do it.

Dexamyl said...

Try Didrex (benzphetamine). Unlike other amphetamines, it's on Schedule III, not the more restrictive Schedule II.

Jordan said...

Obviously not fat, obviously not an entertainment lawyer, and obviously a woman doing most of this on her phone.

Bee Haven said...

If this is true, I'm sure you're my old boss. And if you're going to destroy a bed, make sure it's due to sexy times.

crila16 said...

I haven't slept on a futon since college. They're super comfortable though.

I need to lose 10 lbs. I'm going to hot yoga tonite.

PotPourri said...

Get a twin bed at the very least. You want to sleep like a King, get a Queen bed. King for one person makes you feel lonely.

Also, feel free to eat all the steak and salad you want. Just skip the potato.

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