Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Amber Rose out shopping for lingerie yesterday and not wearing her wedding ring.
Reese Witherspoon yesterday before her flight to New York.
Rumer Willis in a fashion shoot that looks like a Fifth Element Halloween costume.
Sarah Jessica Parker with a very interesting look at the NYC Ballet opening night.
Mikhail Baryshnikov was there with
Ivanka Trump and
Lydia Hearst.
Andy Cohen dressed up for the event.
Not there, and probably not invited were Stacy Keibler and her husband.

30 comments:

Seven of Eleven said...

No, Reese, not the booties! Nooooo!

Give it rest, Rumer. What is with these girls and their constant need to be nude or semi-nude?

Andy Cohen looks like George Clooney's brother.

T. E. Cuz said...

Unflattering costume on the Willis girl, even though she is very much in shape.
Lydia and ivanka look nice.

sandybrook said...

Good grief Rumer but your photoshopped chin looks good there.

Count Jerkula said...

I wonder how often Rumer has to tell cleaning ladies that the pillow cases w/ eye holes are for sex and not Klan rallies?

discoflux said...

That is some freaking HORRIFIC photochopping on Rumer.

Ahhh.. Mikhail Baryshnikov.. I have loved you since I was 10 and you're still a total babe.

Lady Heisenberg said...

This just in: Mike Sorrentino's got himself in a real situation: just charged in a $9M tax fraud case

Jessica Larson said...

they photoshopped the hell out of Rumor

Wen said...

Rumer looks like she is wearing a, back in the day, menstrual pad belt.

Lady Heisenberg said...

LOLOLOLOLOL
The state ordered her to put her hooha in a straitjacket!!!

Shelly Shell said...

Yep, they photoshopped out Rumor's fug face & her hips, the girl is thin, but not that tone, she flabby.

Bee Haven said...

I thought perhaps Rumer had just grown into her chin. However all these naysayers have me wondering..

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Honestly, that Rumor Willis "photo" (drawing) made feel sick. It truly did.
It's gross.

Bee Haven said...

Also SJP looks like a contestant fir Eurovision circa 1979

BitchieMitchie said...

That's it! That's what it reminds me of!

Renoblondee said...

Mikhail has still got it. Yum.

luvgossip said...

I like SJPs dress! It's lovely. Not boring like Ivanka

Gina Sz said...

It doesn't matter how much photoshop, "work", nip-tucks Rumer Willis has on her face she will never be anything more then mediocre

Yeoman Princess said...

Whoever photoshopped that pic of Rumer should be fired and never allowed to pick up a photoshop pen ever!

MinPinGirl said...

Rumer's body looks seriously creepy in that picture/outfit. Maybe it's because she has no hips but YUCK! Girl COVER UP!!! You're not your mom and the sooner you accept that, the better off we'll all be.

Seven of Eleven said...

I don't think the Willis girls would get as much flack about their looks if they stopped trying to be something they're not: sex symbols. Look at Tilda Swinton - people always make jokes about her and David Bowie never being in the same room, but she's a well-respected actor who doesn't take her shirt off and stroll down NY sidewalks to "make a point about Instagram". Jane Adams looks like a frazzled high school math teacher, but she gets consistent work and doesn't pose in Hannibal Lecter's castoffs. Hillary Swank didn't win an Oscar and a Golden Globe by giving everyone a Halloween crotch shot.

They're coasting on name alone. If you can't act and you don't have looks going for you, try music. Or writing (wait, no, please don't try writing unless it's a tell-all about Bruce, Demi, and Ashton...). Just please stop trying to make potato head sexy happen.

Prunella Buggerweeds said...

Either that Rumer Willis photo is the worst example of photo-shopping ever, or the poor girl is deformed.

Prunella Buggerweeds said...

Tilda Swinton oozes style even when she's not wearing anything. Not that I've ever seen her naked but there's just something about her that is mysterious, classy ... so I don't like to see her name used in the same sentence as XYZ Willis.

Penelope said...

That's actually the best picture of Andy I've ever seen--he looks handsome! And that doesn't look like Rumer's face at all. Taterhead does have a nice body but even that looks shopped to be thinner than it is.

Sydney Gingell said...

Rumor looks good! Ivanka missed the mark.

teresa crane said...

I agree @Seven

Everyone knows that Rumor has a unique look

I think she should own that instead of trying to be something she's not : sexy

That picture shaved off half of her face and nose

astra worthington said...

Hahaha Count! I do enjoy your comments, you magnificent bastard! The only way to make Tater Head attractive (besides a hood) is photoshop. It's gotta be hard to be the ugly daughters of Demi Moore.

I really like SJP's dress. It reminds me of the costumes Tsar Nicholas and Alixandra wore to one of their balls, when they dressed as boyars from Alexis I's era.

Ms B'have said...

Tilda Swinton is an icon, a diva, a living legend.

I agree with Prunella!!

Rumer looks best with that blond hair, but is tore up from the floor up.

Danielle Williams said...

WTF is up with photoshopping Rumor face?!?!? If not for the tag I wouldn't have known who s he is. Why have her model if you don't like how she looks. They know that girl face does not look like that!

Virginia Staley said...

Reese looking toned.
Rumer looks nasty. women with no definitive hip to waist ratio scare me.
Amber shouldn't wear a wedding ring whilst trying on lingerie. wouldn't it snag the delicate fabric? NOTE TO SELF: wash all lingerie i buy before i wear it

Kat has left the building said...

Holy shit HUGE reveal here!!!! Carrie left Big bc he wasn't spending enough time with her and went back to Aleksandr which fits the "ironic" clue bc he spent even less time with her than Big!! NAILED IT!

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