Friday, September 26, 2014

Robin Thicke's Butt Grab Woman Says They Had Sex

Shortly after the photo of Robin Thicke grabbing the butt of Lana Scolaro she was tracked down and asked about the party that night and if anything happened between Robin and Lana or if he just normally slides his hands up the thighs of women he just met. At the time, Lana said the only thing that happened was a kiss. For a little cash consideration though she has now changed that story and told Star that the pair actually had sex.

“We started making out up against a wall. His hands were all over me. I thought that’s all we were going to do, but he started going down, and it just happened. It wasn’t romantic, just really steamy and fast, like he knew he was doing something wrong.”

To show what a wonderful guy Robin is he introduced Lana to his wife Paula within five minutes after they finished having sex. Lana insists she had no idea Robin Thicke was married. Umm, I don't believe her. Oh, I believe her about the sex part, but she must have known who the guy was she was having sex with ten minutes after they met, and if you know who Robin Thicke is well enough to want to have sex with him that fast, you know who Paula Patton is, and that they were married.

45 comments:

sandybrook said...

I believe her about the sex part too Enty! A newspaper throws, let's say, $50,000 in front of me to tell my story and I'll tell it even if I have to make one up to cash that check. And they get the story they wanted to get all along. That's the Star and Rupert Murdoch.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Actually, I have also had sex with Robin Thicke! Where's my check?

sandybrook said...

It's in the mail Nutty :)

debsx said...

eeewwwwww....why are people so slutty...him, her, the magazine. She looks like she needs a hose and scrub and he looks like you'd need a penicilian jab.

The poster people for our slut-tastic society

T. E. Cuz said...

enty, not everyone out there cares about gossip and celebs. some people aren't aware of what every singer or actor does with their genitals. :)

crila16 said...

They had sex knowing each other within 5 min? In a club? I'm sure they didn't have time to pull out a condom. She's a whore...and he's a disgusting man whore-pig. They're probably both diseased.

Paula...you have so much more class than these low-lives. I'm so glad you left this loser.

sandybrook said...

I just noticed bitch looks like a racoon. I wonder if she has rabies?

Tricia S said...

I understood this as they had oral sex(then he just went down..) either I'm too literal or naive....but if this is the case, ust Bill Clinton(oral sex) and not sex....right?? Robin you've been vindicated!!!(jokes)

Either way 5 min man is a looooossser

nora nader said...

This is nauseating. Enty, you are on a disgusting roll w/ these gross first blinds of the day. Yesterday was STD-ridden douche bag and today, it's a whole 'nother world of STD's and repulsive men and women.

Maybe Enty gets off of this nasty shit? I don't know....but stop it...for the love God, stop it! It's too early for this vomitous drivel.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

5 minutes is long enough, plus you don't usually look at your watch while boning to keep a timetable or something.

I didn't have sex with him, for several reasons as we have never met or I am a straight dude, I wonder if some tabloid would pay me to publish that. I'm open to whatever money they want to give me.

Dolphy said...

Can someone please pass the brain bleach? Blech, it's too early for this kind of sleaze.

Kat has left the building said...

That wasn't a butt grab. He was looking for his keys in there.

meme deemed said...

@Dolphy - LMAO!!!
I'm borrowing that phrase!

Senor Salty said...

saw him in LV at the airport, just stoned out of his mind on valium. complete incoherent douchebag

meme deemed said...

So the Ho announced to the world that she's a slut. The Madams of this high society exclusive club are in full action mode. Ho-Lohan is mailing her membership as we speak, an "h" clit piecing adornment. Ho-Hilton is sending her personal bdsm wardrobe.

Congrats!! Well Done Lana!!!!
Your family + friends must be incredibly proud to have ever known you.

meme deemed said...

Slut-Tastic Society

Chair: Vivid Ent

Honorary Board Members: HRH's Hos Lohan + Hilton

Socialites Members: Porn stars, Strippers, Fame Whores, Actors + Actresses in Fame or Financial Need, Baby Mamas (Allumni + In Waiting)

Pip said...

No shit.

BitchieMitchie said...

Rabies would be the least of my worries with her! I being wearing an Ebola hazmat suit when approaching either of them

Jill of All Trades said...

^Ha...relevant!

Haywood Jablomee said...
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Haywood Jablomee said...

Mama will be so proud! And her Italian father will just beam when his friends remind him of what a generous and forthcoming daughter he helped raise.

meme deemed said...

Lmao!!!!!! "an Ebola hazmat suit"!!!!

Lana's exclusive new fashion line only at HoVille

Sherry said...

She's a DUMB ho...Had no idea he was married? Riiight..

Shelly Shell said...

Does she have a prono coming out?

Why is she doing this interview now? No 1 cares anymore, unless it's publicity for her DVD.

Hanwi said...

What a scandal, Robin Thicke of all people fucks some random skank. She must really miss her 15 minutes.

Seven of Eleven said...

She had no idea he was married? You mean the wedding ring he was clearly wearing wasn't a clue?

Kat has left the building said...

Good for her she got everything she wanted. She wanted to fuck him, now she's making the most of it with a fat paycheck and a fun 15 minutes. I say good for her!

rosie riveter said...

Robin has a big d*ck

All Lace no Leather said...

@Rosie, as proclaimed by him in his video. Do we have outside confirmation?

Anothergrayhare said...

@Rosie, I think you mean that Robin IS a big dick.

MeanieRhysie said...

I don't care if he has a big dick with real live bells and whistles on it, bleccchhh!

She got what she wanted: 5 minutes of fame. *shrugs* Good for her?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Hey hey hey hey!!!

Erica EastCoaster said...

Did a google image search of this class act (too much time on my hands today), and it was one skankalicious half-nekkid selfie after another of her. Also saw a funny/douchey pic of Robin when he had looong wavy hair. I have no clue what Paula ever saw in him.

Trilby said...

LMAO!!!

Trilby said...

Nah, fuck upward!! Prince Harry - now that's a 100,000 payday (I wish)...

Trilby said...

Is a big dick, has a big dick, or both?

rosie riveter said...

I saw a sign on a video.haha
Hes BOTH.

rosie riveter said...

Oh No. Thats not my style. With that said, I'd sure look if given the chance, why not. I enjoy aesthetics as much as the next. Even if its attached to an egomaniac

texas rose said...

Her quote just implies he went down on her.

Lady Heisenberg said...

@texas: Thicke does not strike me as the kind of man that would pull a woman aside at a club, go down on her and call it a night. If he were, I would actually like him. I think the following words "and it just happened" signify that they followed through on sex.

Ahhhh...that reminds me of the scene in Summer of Sam when Mira Sorvino smelled coochie all over Leguizamos face and flipped the fuck oooot

Dennis Ailor said...

What a trashy fu <k bag! Effing a married man with a child? ??? Both are nasty gutter whores

The Enquirer said...

He's so gross.

MinPinGirl said...

At a glance I thought that was an old pic of Britney.

Lady Heisenberg said...

The full quote starts as:
"“We had sex at the party. We were among the first people to arrive in an elevator together and got to talking. We both got drinks at the bar, and Robin suddenly grabbed my hand and led me to a back room, where all the lights were off. It was really dark, and no one was around...."

clearly4you said...

He is slimier than a snail trail.

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