Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Blind Item #6

This not even old enough to vote B+ list mostly television actor on a pretty hit ensemble network show who is an Emmy winner/nominee posted to social media that he was having severe, potentially dangerous problems with his recent purchase.   Within hours, the company got in touch with him, and made a special deal to get the post deleted.   They will do anything to avoid a repeat of the debacle they experienced a couple weeks ago.

38 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Tesla obviously and ?

Do Tell said...

Either the hoverboards or a galaxy phone.

Because why should a normal, non famous person be safe and protected by a recall.

Geeljire said...

Did you hear about the fire at the Tesla plant?









IT WAS IN TENTS

Do Tell said...

ixnay that. Tesla was the recent one.

nonyabusiness said...

Teslas are garbage.

J said...

My cousin bought a Tesla recently. I hope it doesn't explode while he's inside it.

Geeljire said...

Mr. Hedge account spotted!

Cail Corishev said...

Well sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine, bona-fide,
Electrified, six-car monorail!

Brayson87 said...

I really thought this blind was going in the sex toy direction ;)

Thonker said...

Yup the deleted tweet is on @GabeHoff's Twitter. The actor's name is Mason Cook.

NorCal Norm said...

@Brayson87 I believe the faulty kick start vibrator was a previous blind.

Geeljire said...

Mason Cook?

You could cook a mason in a Tesla. That's for sure.

Brayson87 said...

Eh, can't be any worse than my friend's brand new domestic ride that spontaneously combusted and burned in the street while he was in a restaurant. Don't worry, years ago, they already had the recalls. I love America but goodness gracious they really need to work on their electrical wiring in cars.

Geeljire said...

SCHINDLER'S LIST 2: GREAT EDISON'S GHOST

In the year 202X, Elroy Moose has perfected America's first mass produced electric car and achieved total market hegemony.

Little do the American people know, Mr. Moose has brought the most modern of Holocaust ovens direct to consumer.

GENRE: Horror/Thriller
Summer 2020

T. W. said...

I thought the problem was the lithium batteries.

The lithium element bursts into flames when it makes contact with water, what did they expect.

Fun fact: Lithium is an ingredient in Crystal meth.

Brayson87 said...

Mah gawd, they're turning cars into meth, every hybrid off the road! ;)

Sara, Making It Work said...

Mason Cook is 17 and is on "Speechless". Pretty good show.

HeatherBee said...

Methheads will be stripping batteries before you know it

Geeljire said...

Mason Cook if you want to be a pro-American patriot:
Tell Elon to shove his paper coupons up his gaping popper addicted asshole, because the ride is over.

Geeljire said...

"I learned it from a dubious internet gossip site that has nothing in TMZ's quality staff and reporting."

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Geeljire said...

Thanks Amazing, for getting your posts done early!

nonyabusiness said...

Oh, Geeljire. Lol.

Clara Bow said...

Ugh, Daaaaad.
*slow clap*

Low Key said...

Lithium is in a LOT of things, TW.

gauloise said...

that actress a few weeks filmed her husbands tesla explode and burn

Muckduck said...

one of the boys on modern family?

LondonGirl said...

Chandler Riggs and his flamethrower?!

LondonGirl said...

It was an Elon Musk flamethrower by the way....

Undercover_LBD said...

https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:EJP1fNGR3GAJ:https://twitter.com/masoncook/status/1016412834199056385+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=safari

Geeljire said...

@elonmusk My Model X sounded like it was going to explode upon start up today and my Bluetooth won’t work without an echo and I’ve been on hold trying to reach technical support for 20 minutes. This is ridiculous!! My car is a month old and it’s been problem after problem. #tesla

😎 pro hand with the cache

Poppymann said...

Fleshlight. There are reports of serious penis burns associated with their new lithium powered products.

Sara, Making It Work said...

Mason Cook also has a Daytime Emmy nomination.
This one is more than solved.

Poor Mick said...

Make him ride his coffin submarine into the cave and then cut the hoses.

Geeljire said...

Poor Mick
Is a good commenter
His name is also an unfortunate #TeamGeeljire inside joke

Poor Mick said...

The name's just a song title, but bless up, king.

Geeljire said...

Something something egregious cuckoldry something something

Geeljire said...

But those days are over and that member is now totally reformed!

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