Thursday, August 20, 2009

Michael Musto Blind Items - Part Three

11. Which married nonfiction book writer who everyone thinks is gay actually isn’t? (In fact, he’s quite the hetero horndog. What’s the world coming to, people?)

12. What married rocker with big hair spurned that superstar’s attempts to bed him years ago because “I can’t fuck anyone who sweats a lot and smells even worse than I do”?

13. Which designer gets plowed raw by his boyfriend?

14. Which actress was just caught doing drugs with a friend in the bathroom of an East Village bar, an act that makes perfect sense if you consider her TV show?

15. What one-named star used to eat pussy at the Playboy mansion to feed her then-insatiable meth habit?

47 comments:

Production Girl said...

15. Fergie???

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

#12 - How about Bon Jovi and, I dunno, Madonna? Courtney Love?

blog hopper said...

The wording for #13 just sounds so wrong

.robert said...

#12 - Gene Simmons and Stevie Nicks?

kregger said...

#13) Marc Jacobs

#15) Fergie (her meth habit was legendary!)

mooshki said...

#13 Ew, that sounds painful!

#14 All of them.

West End Girl said...

11 - that's confused me.

12 - Bon Jovi & Tina Turner? Madonna would be too obvious, surely?

13 - Marc Jacobs?

14 - One of the Gossip Girl lot?

15 - Fergie's often mentioned being a native Californian and meth so I'll go with her.

AndrewBW said...

For #15, I was going to say - ALL OF THEM!

God bless Michael Musto!

lmnop123 said...
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hotchacha said...

Wow, these Musto blinds just seem extra mean.

lmnop123 said...
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Persephone said...

14) mary louise parker

lmnop123 said...

13. OOPS! Now I get it. So I'm changing my response to the one who can't walk the next day.

blog hopper said...

Call me naive, but what does the eating p*ssy thing have to do with feeding a meth habit?

Lady J said...

13. Any of them

14. Mischa Barton - on that new CW show she plays a model who is a druggie

15. Fergie sounds like a good guess

mialou said...

Musto has the most vile way of writing. He can't tone it down a bit? I find him obnoxious. Good blinds though.

Pookie said...

hotchacha...ita! this batch in particular is meoowwwww. eek.

11-dunno, but wow. there's a change!
12-gwen stefani & matthew mcconoughwhatever.
13-ewwwwwwwwww.
14-mischa b.
15-cher

CDAN Mod said...

blog hopper,

i guess the person was trading sex for drugs. or being paid money in exchange for sex.

ItsJustMe said...

12 - the female = julia roberts, nototrious for not wearing deoderant.

cdanluva said...

#11 Malcolm Gladwell
#12 ? and Gwen Stefani
#15 Definitely Fergie

David D. said...

11. James Frey or Dave Eggers (depending on your definition of nonfiction, I guess)

12. I like the Bon Jovi/Madonna guess.

13. Marc Jacobs.

14. Mischa Barton

15. Fergie sounds very likely.

blog hopper said...

Thanks Quintessential Southerner :) Should've known that I suppose!

karen said...

Musto has the most vile way of writing. He can't tone it down a bit? I find him obnoxious.

My thoughts exactly.

figgy said...

I'm not even sure what "plowed raw" means...?

Dotty said...

14. Edie Falco?

AvaMore said...

Speaking of Playboy Mansion~ check this out~ WOW!

http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/people/bunny-with-brains-dishes-dirt-on-life-at-hefs-mansion-20090806-eb2y.html

whole lotto luv said...

figgy, I think it means they have very rough sex.

sunnyside1213 said...

Yes Figgy, it's very rough sex.

Chrissy Buns said...

what about David Sedaris for 11.?

Production Girl said...

David Sedaris is a very good guess....

Barton Fink said...

#13 is just grotestque. For those blessed not to spend a lot of time with meth-addicted urban gay men, "raw" refers to the whole bareback sex thing. If it's Marc Jacobs, he was spending afternoons on Craigslist trolling for bareback anonymous sex a while back, after announcing his "engagement." I don't want to be harsh, but I can't stand the whore.

Barton Fink said...

Since when did Playboy bunnies have to stoop to paying people in meth in order to get oral sex? Seriously, folks. The apocalype must be right around the corner. I'm a gay man, but I'd do most of 'em for nothing.

mooshki said...

"what about David Sedaris for 11.?"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Sorry, I was just picturing the stampede of women (including everyone I know) who would be stampeding in his direction if this were him. :)

mooshki said...

Okay, I think I've just decided to make it my mission in life to find out if it's him. Watch out, David, here I come!

Production Girl said...

LMFAO @ Mooshki...please keep me posted on how that turns out...

shibajonz said...

Guys - David Sedaris is out (of the closet) - lives w/ his partner in France.

lmnop123 said...

@Barton, that was my original interpretation of "raw".

trixie hobbitses said...

I adore David Sedaris and the sweet way he writes about his boyfriend, so I hope it's not him.

The only other gay nonfiction author I can think of right now is Dan Savage.

Unknown said...

11. Andrew Morton

12. IDK

13. Marc Jacobs

14. Edie Falco is a great guess

15. Madonna

Christyn said...

12. I like the Bon Jovi/Madonna guess
13. Marc Jacobs
14. Mary-Louise Parker
15. Fergie

Production Girl said...

shibajonz said...
Guys - David Sedaris is out (of the closet) - lives w/ his partner in France.



LOL..that is correct...I read somewhere he was married with children but then I searched some more and read a mention of his partner Hugh....

Chacha Latte said...

I just do not see David Sedaris OR Dan Savage. Not possible. Nu-uh.

I like Malcolm Gladwell but he is not married, is he?

Oh wait, it's gotta be Henry David Thoreau!!!!

Anonymous said...

I have no idea about any of these. But I know Dan Savage is gay (he and his hub are parents) and unless she's been lying for 40 years, Cher has always been extremely anti-drug so she can't be no. 15.

Chacha Latte said...

Andrew Zimmern!?

Oh hell, I dunno, y'all.....I guess I don't read enough NON fiction....

shakey said...

Just for outrageousness:

12. Slash and Mariah.
14. First person I thought of was Edie Falco.
15. I too wondered why someone would be paid with meth to do that. I dunno - Charo?

pusssykatt said...

I'm thinking that the "superstar" for 12 might be Goldie Hawn. She has a reputation for being really smelly in the past.
http://tinyurl.com/lh3d8l

lutefisk said...

wow, Fergie gets more & more attractive by the day. if it is her, poor Josh.

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