Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Danielle Staub Launches Her Stripping Career


With no more Real Housewives - New Jersey in Danielle Staub's future she needed a new way to generate income. Being on that new restaurant show with Heidi Montag and Jake Pavelka is just not going to cut it. So, the 48 year old signed a deal with Scores whereby she agrees to strip once a year live for them and do some online stripping from time to time. Yeah, that is something the whole family can enjoy. "Look kids, mom is online giving lap dances to guys. Aren't you proud?"

TMZ has all the photos. After a couple of them I just had to turn away. I could not do it. I wanted to do it for all of you. I wanted to make it through all of them, but I could not do it. It was kind of like watching the Verne Troyer sex tape. In the closeups she looks wasted out of her mind, which is probably how she got through it. Either that or she thinks the stoned look is sexy.

18 comments:

Colleen said...

Just goes to show you can take the cougar out of the trash but you can't take the trash out of this nasty cougar.

HannahPalindrome said...

EWWWWWWWWWWW

Seachica said...

So sad. For how many years is this presumably multi-year deal (since it's that she will strip once a year)? I can't imagine that her name will have any marquee value in a year or two. Nor will her body (judged on a stripper standard, not on a regular person standard)

Tempestuous Grape said...

But..but..she's 958 years old.

nancer said...

oh, i have no doubt she thinks she looks sexy. danielle has a very high opinion of herself.

someone tell me how this woman has those girls in her custody? how big a jerk is her ex to let his children grow up with this whore?

Kristin said...

What did this woman do for money before RH-NJ? Can she go back to do whatever it was. I can't think of one person who would find that neurotic nutjob sexy or hot.

parissucksliterally said...

who the fuck would pay to see this woman naked? Or at all?

Anonymous said...

my exact sentiments parissucksliterally

looserdude said...

mmmm-milfy.

Terri said...

There is a commercial on WealthTV about her having a summer TV show about the Hamptons. I had no idea who she is, but she looked like a Jersey hooker from the commercial. So she was a Real Housewife?

Maja With a J said...

Putting the ass back in class.

feraltart said...

Why can't any of these reality people just get a job????

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

What Parissucks said, basically verbatim.

Alicia said...

WOW..her poor kids :(

Mango said...

@parissucksliterally: I'm thinking Jesse James and his ilk will be paying for front row seats.

shehlaS said...

I need a Klonopin after this post.

__-__=__ said...

OMG! Legs spread with wings hanging off your thighs is never a good look!

Meg said...

My eyes! My eyes!! If this is anything like her sex tape performance I guarantee they won't ask her back after the first night.

In the flip side, she is going to need a huge pile of cash for her kids therapy bills so stripping is probably a good start.

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