Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Porn Star Says Lindsay Lohan Paid Him For Sex - Michael Lohan Was Upstairs


The porn star known as Voodoo was on a Toronto radio station and said that he had sex with Lindsay Lohan. That is not news in itself. You could throw a dart in a club in Hollywood and half the time you would hit someone who could claim the same. This time is a little different. The porn star says that Lindsay paid him to have sex with her. So much for the saying that you could never pay me to have sex with Lindsay. Obviously someone was willing. I hope he got paid cash. Maybe it was Dina and it was dark? Without light, I am sure they are both leathery and rough and have that years of chain smoking voice.


So, this whole thing gets even better. Apparently while the guy was downstairs servicing Lindsay, Michael Lohan was upstairs. Was he listening? Was he on a conference call with Thora Birch's dad and Pimpa Joe Simpson talking about it? Voodoo is the guy who made a sex tape while skydiving. Yeah, he jumped out of the plane, umm, already together with the female.

32 comments:

Merlin D. Bear said...

And if that brag doesn't kill his porn career, I'm sure Goodyear will be after him to endorse their new line of condoms.

crila16 said...

I understand why this porn guy is saying this. He doesn't want to admit that he slept with Lindsey willingly and for free. I'd be embarassed too.

EmEyeKay said...

My only interest here is the Thora Birch bit.

EmEyeKay said...

@Crila, ha ha ha!

Vicki Cupper said...

I thought for sure it would be the other way around. Maybe Michael would offer a "Fuck Lindsey and get a handy from Dina" 2-for-1 kinda deal.

seaward said...

Oh my god gross. This whole thing, every word, just GROSS.

spacecowboy78 said...

@Em - Thora's parents were both porn actors, hence how they met and conceived Thora. There was a post by Himmmm somewhere within recents months about her being an Oscar caliber actress who might be a a dominatrix on the side and that it was "in her blood."

crila16 said...

spacecowboy...wasn't that about Leelee Sobieski? I know people have outed her as a dominatrix.

nolachickee said...

Maybe Voodoo can repeat both acts by taking Lindsay up with him for some sex skydiving...

hunter said...

As Michael K pointed out, La Lohan doesn't pay for ANYTHING so there is something fishy about this story.

Anonymous said...

Is Thora Birch's dad a creepster too? Is that what happened to her after American Beauty? She was in every other movie when I was in HS in the mid-1990's and then boom, gone.

EmEyeKay said...

@SpaceCowboy, I had no idea!

Daveb said...

Crila 16 - Leelee played a dom in a movie and there are a number of photos of her in a don outfit. That doesn't preclude her being a dom in private life but I honestly suspect gossipers are confusing her real life and her reel life.

Del Riser said...

I have a hard time believing Lindsey paid for anything either!
Maybe she caught him taking a nap, and he woke up with a woody and she
jumped on it. Theft is more her style.
These people are all gross.

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

I hate guys that kiss and tell..what a jerk.

Amanda M. said...

I think Enty is alluding to how Thora's dad would watch her sex scenes and give creepy advice.

Something along those lines, and maybe a little more...

Either way- dads, daughters and sex do NOT ever belong in the same room. Gross.

Katie said...

Leelee is a Dom in real life and Tom cruise was a client

Green Wave Gal said...

I've actually seen him in a movie...he's, um, impressive. lol

Robert said...

Skydiving sex...THERE'S something you don't see every day!

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Anonymous said...

What woman has to pay a guy for sex? If anything, his dealer was on his way, the guy had no cash so LL offered to pay and they had sex.

Ingrid Superstar said...

BTW This guy is UGLY AS FUCK, but he has a fat cock and therein lies his porn glory. Seriously, I think he's a quarter Kobold.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Lindsay did get a couple of million back around 96'97' - it's all gone now so she would have had to pay for some stuff. Just not normal stuff. And I can totally see her doing this. I'm sure she's freaking out over this today. Like THIS is going to hurt her career. *Snicker*

Lelaina Pierce said...

I am the most amazed by the fact that she paid someone vs. someone paying her. And the skydiving porn. That I might actually watch.

Steppy said...

Oh, maybe now voodoo will be a big star! Everyone will want a piece of him - movies, tv shows, etc...

Seriously? This is so dumb, I'm mad I wasted time reading it.

nettalovesrobin said...

Now i have to see his "work"!

Snakeoiler said...

Interesting and all, but I watched that skydiving video, and it could not have been easy to film. Also, the woman in it was just, like, the receptionist at the skydiving place. Is everyone so craven for celebrity that they would do something like that?

LynGBH said...

This icky fellow sounds FOS. I'd believe many things about Lilo, but this isn't one of them. She is so effed up, though. I don't think there's any possible way she'll ever have a film career again, but I do hope she pulls it together and gets on with some sort of reasonably happy life...but, like most, I suspect she's not long for this world. It's so sad to see someone with that much potential so hell bent on self destruction.

Liz said...

This guy is a walking petri dish of STDs.

Don't believe for a second that she paid him.

Mrs George Glass said...

@seaward - my thoughts exactly.

The reason I don't buy this is, when Lindsay actually had money, she looked good and I really doubt she would have had to pay for it. Once her troubles hit and she ruined her looks, maybe she'd have been this desperate - but where was the money for it?

ooopsitsme said...

I would guess that this blind is in reverse and Lindsay is now making sex films to keep in the life to which she wants to be accustomed to, unless of course she made her baby sister to it. I already hate her without even knowing :(

Lori said...

does anyone know what project monarch is, and what 'in the bloodline' really means? please do your research...its very sad. please research beta programmed slaves, someone mentioned leelee sobieski? if you ever watched, eyes wide shut' you will see that she portrayed a prostitute as one of her beta programmed alters, (that whole movie is about the elites and their double lives)....you think this is all just gossip!? wow....

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