Thursday, March 22, 2012

Taylor Armstrong Splits With Married Boyfriend


Realizing that most of the entire world already dislikes her. Is dislike too weak of a word? Do you think most people hate her? That seems a little strong. Despise? That seems like a happy medium. Realizing that most of the entire world despises her, Taylor Armstrong decided to not turn it into hate and has supposedly broken up with her married boyfriend who is also her lawyer. He was working with Taylor pro bono. I bet he was. Taylor found a new way to pay. I could go on for hours with the sexual innuendo here. I think Taylor will now go back to searching for some rich 85 year old guy who has never heard of Real Housewives and slink into his life, marry him and then hopes he dies soon. Oh you don't think that has crossed her mind?

15 comments:

selectivesoul said...

That poor little girl. She is going to be hell on wheels and a total F@#% up when she gets older. :(

Lauren said...

I think the classy thing for her to do would be to just sort of disappear quietly. She should have left RH when Russell committed suicide, if only for her daughter. I don't think there is a nice bone in her body.

B626 said...

So hard to look at

Princess said...

I swear Enty gets 99% of his posts from the DailyMail. Every day I read there, a bunch of it shows up here the next or same day, including this story. There's nothing wrong with that, I'm just surprised he's never linked to it.
Anyway... despise is a good word. She needs to find a good psychiatrist and marry him, but of course she'll only marry someone that beats her, so she'd have to find a psychiatrist that also beat her, and probably is married, which narrows the field down a lot. In the mean time, I think she'll just go from rich old man to rich old man.

nolachickee said...

Dear Lord

Please make this scary lady go away. If not for me, then for the sake of her child. Just look at the pain on the wee one's face. Her face speaks for us all. Thank you, Lord. Amen.

EmEyeKay said...

What's the word for someone being incredibly annoying and hard to look at due to freakish features and hard to listen to because her voice is so displeasing? That's the word I'd use.

My only other vote for worst voice on TV is that of Kim K. My GOD she's like nails on a chalkboard. When I hear her speak I want to punch something.

Sherry said...

Em is that Simon Pegg? LOVE HIM!

I have never herd this woman talk and I only know about these people because I don't watch a lot of RHOBH (where the REAK applies to that I will never know!)but this woman smells of desperation even through the interwebs. How sad that some women would rather marry a beating sleeze ball or let some old pruny man hump them so they can live lavishly. But ya know what, those old fuckers deserve it, I guess, if they find it better to hook up with a "young" woman rather than someone their own age.

EmEyeKay said...

@Sherry - it's Idris Elba. Simon Pegg is white, isn't he? Maybe I've got the wrong guy.

Mango said...

In 20-something years that little girl is going to write a really juicy tell-all book about her skanky mother.

Sherry said...

Em: Just looked like him in a shadow..Yes, Idris Elba isn't white. Damn I gotta get new glasses.

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Mooshki said...

I wish that Taylor would go to jail for her part in the multiple crimes she and Russell committed, so this poor little girl would have a chance to be raised by a non-psychopath.

Mod7 said...

Lord forgive me but that little girl is so harsh on the eye.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Everything Lauren said.

I don't despise or hate her but I do NOT think she is a good person. Not by a long shot.

Bubbles said...

Enty do you think most of Asia and Africa are concentrating on RHBH? Because that's the only way most of the world would know her, let alone give a shit who she is. I doubt most Americans know who she is being a reality star and not a real celebrity!

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