Monday, March 19, 2012

Random Photos Part Two

Demi Moore in some heavily photoshopped advertisements.
Now that Lindsay Lohan has gone red, Emma Stone goes back to blonde. She is the Lindsay who knows how not to get caught.
George Clooney and his dad get out of jail.
Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez look thrilled in Paris.
Cash Warren is turning grey really quickly.
Jessica Biel goes shopping, shows off her ring.
January Jones takes Xander to the airport.
Julia Roberts and Lily Collins out promoting one of 38 fairy tale movies and television shows.
Olivia Wilde pretends she does not know her boyfriend Jason Sudeikis.
Katherine Jenkins shows off her outfit for tonight's DWTS.

56 comments:

Texshan said...
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Texshan said...

That looks absolutely nothing like Demi. I call shenanigans.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Xander Jones looks just like Bobby Flay to my eyes.

EmEyeKay said...

Heavily photoshopped? HEAVILY PHOTOSHOPPED? More like a painting! That won't fly, we know better, Demi. Nice try though.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

ENTy - Nicolette Sheridan trial ended in a mistrial 8-4 in her favor. Since it's civil, doesn't that mean she only needed 9 jurors to agree? I hope you see this and give us your legal opinion.

Frufra said...

Agreed, Tex. Really and truly would never guessed that was Demi.

MISCH said...

Xander Jones is one funny looking baby...

Does anyone else think Oliver Martinez is looking towards the exit....I think it's almost over.

Caroline said...

Oh no, what are you trying to say about Emma?! I love her...

Also, Lily Collins looks petrified to be standing with Julia. Saw an interview with the two of them and she also looked scared out of her mind- I would be two if I was playing Snow White to Julia's Evil Queen (not a big stretch for her I hear).

MISCH said...

P.s. Halle's not wearing her cast in Paris...it's a miracle .

Aimée said...

Um, wow, what was that about Emma?!

hunter said...

Emma Stone? That's not blonde Enty.

Well if she's getting her party on privately I think that would be very reasonable. Can't expect everyone to be a HOMEBODY like Lindsay.

Rowan said...

Wow, what an evil smile on Julia Roberts. Do you think she isn't happy about working with younger co-stars?

Del Riser said...

The absolute perfect role for Julia!

Lily's eyes are saying "Help me!"

I know you told me that was Demi, I still don't believe it.

luckylass said...

WTF is that! That is not photoshopped pic that is 50% erased pic! I swear they should just employ animation artists for ads. They would look more realistic.

Aly said...

Has Julia had some work done recently. She looks a bit different to me.

Beth said...

Julia Roberts and Lily Collins are dressed for two entirely different events. Yes, Julia is looking rather refreshed... and Lily is looking a bit scared. I wonder if Julia's digging her nails into Lily's waist.

Emma Stone is still red. I like her so much better with the red, even though she apparently is actually a blonde.

@Aimee, Emma is the guess in a few blinds, including one about an actress hooking up with a much older co-star (believed to be Sean Penn).

skeeball said...

Enty, I know, what is up with all the Fairy Tale things?? Can someone inHollywood break a sweat and have an original idea, please?

New Life and Attitude said...

Wow! So glad you pointed out that it was Demi because I would have never guessed. The person who photoshopped it should be paid well.

califblondy said...

Cray cray Halle doesn't need her owie boot when she's in Paris?? I hope Gabriel is taking notes.

Little Miss, I thought the same thing about January's baby. Glad you wrote it.

Liz said...
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Liz said...

Did anyone hear A British regulatory agency banning a Loreal anti- aging cresm ad, because it was leading? They felt Rachel Weisz' image was altered too much. Attached is a link. http://shine.yahoo.com/beauty/rachel-weisz-cosmetics-ad-banned-u-k-misleading-184000552.html

While it's misleading to the public, I also think it's not fair to the model, because often times, such as in Rachel's case, they really are that beautiful. The pictures don't need all that heavy photoshopping.

pusssykatt said...

I'd say that January Jones' baby looks exactly like Jason Sudekis.

Samiq said...

that baby is a mini Jason Sudeikis!

LynGBH said...

Why the hell do these cosmetic companies pay big money for celebrity endorsements and then proceed to make them unrecognizable in photos? The same thing happened with Zooey Deschanel and Rimmel.

I'm loving the look on George's face!

Jenn719 said...

@pusssykatt, I think you're right. He does look like Jason, who also has a pic in the photos. I never understood why it was that Jason was ruled out as the father right away? They were still said to be dating when she would have gotten pregnant. Did she use him to get pregnant and they just agreed that she would be the only parent and never name the father?

msgirl said...

Emma is a crack head? And steals things? Say it ain't so!

That Demi photo is one huge joke. And c ontinues to perpetuate Demi's problem with beauty and youth.

FrenchGirl said...

Xander Jones is a min Jason Sudeikis

Dishtlk said...

I totally think that January's baby totally looks like Jason Sudeikis. I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees it. My feeling is she told him he wasn't the father (for what reason i don't know, he seems like an awesome guy but I guess you never know...) cuz i seem to remember him being the one ho came out and said he wasn't and he seemed dissapointed by it, if i remember correctly...

Gabi said...

Charlize and Halle are wearing the same cooooool boots.

Nooo...Really? said...

Gabi: For some reason Halle doesn't seem to be 'pulling them off' as well as Charlize. I like them much better in Charlize's picture.

yawnathon said...

I am seeing Matthew Vaughn in the Jan Jones babe.

Principessa said...

You know who Xander Jones actually looks like? No one. He looks like a baby. You could tell me that he looks like Bobby Flay, Jason Sudeikis, Matthew Vaughn, Jom Hamm, anyone, and I would accept any of those observations as equally plausible. The reason that Jason Sudeikis was not considered a paternity candidate is because as soon as JJ announced her pregnancy and her decision to not reveal the father's name, he released a statement that he is not only not the father, but no longer involved with her at all. That to me doesn't sound like someone who was disappointed that he's not the father. And I can't blame him, would any of you want to co-parent with January Jones? She is by all accounts...not so nice. I have no idea if Sudeikis is supposed to be nice or not, but I think we tend to want all funny people to be nice and affable in person, although that is unfortunately often not the case. I know that he bags some seriously hot chicks but that's about all I know about him.
As for the little guy, I feel for him. Especially if he does end up resembling Bobby Flay. He's gonna have a tough enough life, he doesn't need that...

WUWT? said...

Photoshopping usually involves taking off weight. I think they filled her face in. I but the photoshopper thought, Add weight? I don't know how to do THAT!

califblondy said...

Demi or the PS version of Demi reminds me of a young Jo from Facts of Life.

Anotheramy said...

I love how they show stars coming out of Whole foods all the time. I wonder if those same stars make sure their coke is only cut with the finest grass fed drain cleaners and baking sodas.

Wasn't there a blind about someone denying paternity but that Jr was beginning to look more and more like Papa and it wasnt going to be deniable forever?

Liz said...

A month or two ago I thought Xander resembled Matthew Vaughn, but in today's picture, he DOES look like Jason.

lzahart said...

Agreed Julia looks very well rested as we say... mini-face lift? She looks better here than in the ads for the new movie (unflattering hairstyle... but she looks Joker-esque). And yes her costar looks terrified as she probably should be!

Thank you @MISCH that was the first thing I noticed in that pic- the broken foot which has required an on and off again cast for over six months is now going walking in Paris-- I don't care why she didn't go to the Oscars but it is further evidence she is b*tshit if she thinks that is a halfway believable excuse.

I don't want to believe Emma Stone is the subject of that blind, I want to believe that is Taylor Swift or someone equally fake-marketed as being so sweet and cute and young, etc. But I do believe if I were Emma Stone I would be having a reasonable amount of fun (quietly) and I hope she is too-- safely but still girl is allowed to have some fun!

MforMayhem said...

You know what would be awesome? If Demi Moore posed IRL next to that pic, and released a statement regarding how damaging the unrealistic and unattainable "beauty" of adverts can be to young girls' self esteem.

THAT would be a kick ass comeback.

weezy said...

I'm so glad Halle's foot is better -- seriously.

Anonymous said...

Damn, Halle and Olivier make a great looking couple. And maybe her foot healed, time has passed.

And yeah, January Jones' baby looks like a baby. And she's carrying it. But I do look forward to later this week when she's villified for not taking part in her child's life.

I'm sure of the 8 zillion pictures taken of Julia Roberts and Lily Collins, there may have been one or two where they both were smiling and looking in the same direction.

theyareangry said...

Do Oliver and Halle ever compare scabs? George Clooney, being arrested is just too funny...back to the chateau!

vega said...

Many years ago my best friend and I were watching Colleen Dewhurst in the Anne of Green Gables TV series and she remarked what a beautiful face she had. I looked at my friend as if she was nuts, but then I took a closer look and even though Dewhurst's character's look was very plain and she certainly had wrinkles, she really did have a beautiful face. Ever since then I'd much rather see a natural face with all its history and character than one that's had work done to it (or been Photoshopped).

bekH said...

What princepessa says! Totally agree

tracynator said...

Don't think January Jones is much of an actress. She's not playing against type in Mad Men. Babies start to look a whole lot like their parents within a few months. Some favor one or the other parent. In my son's case, he was a good mix of both of us. It was crazy when we dug out our baby pictures...there you could really see the resemblence.

DueDiligence said...

Xander=Vern Troyer. You can't deny it.

ooopsitsme said...

MforMayhem said...

You know what would be awesome? If Demi Moore posed IRL next to that pic, and released a statement regarding how damaging the unrealistic and unattainable "beauty" of adverts can be to young girls' self esteem.

THAT would be a kick ass comeback.

I would go much further with that statement....
Not just young girls, but any girl, any woman, any age.... and most off all , Demi herself.
How much she feel when she looks in the mirror.

Life is so much better to be free to be comfortable in your own skin.

The image is ridiculous, and they all ought to be sued for lying, Is that even possible?

Susan said...

I need an explanation for the Emma Stone caption. Dish it, Enty!!

Smile, January Jones. And I'm saying that as one of the 10 fans of yours who are out there. How is the baby daddy still not known? Don't her friends and family ask? How do you get around this information?? I don't get this.

Demi Moore. Just OMG. I cringe whenever I see you - no matter how photoshopped. LMAO at the painting comment.

kj said...

Re Demi: arent you supposed to be paid for your likeness? beyond creepy....
and as far as baby daddy, funny that Enty has the pictures top to bottom so to speak, but in my mind neck and neck with jason, matthew and kevin. bobby is nowhere in the running. although his wife is jj's twin. or is everyone a skinny blonde until they're not?
and i totally agree--look at baby pictures (which we dont have) and other putative siblings pictures (which we do).

Sherry said...

Thank you Principessa. I can never tell who tha baby looks like until they're about 3 yrs old either. Now Sue has it right..Babe looks more like Vern at this point. And why I too am curious I can't blame her for wanting some privacy when it comes to paternity. At some point it seems a bit overly nosey to me. Just sayin'
And I love Emma Stone so I'm surprised that she may be the one in that blind. She seems so put together for someone of her age.
Amen M and Oops..they ARE only perpetuating her insecurities at this point.Tragic.

Christiane said...

That little tyke looks nothing like Matthew Vaughn. If anything, he looks like Jerry Seinfeld in that picture (ok, just kidding...sort of).

He really does have an uncanny resemblance to Sudeikis... or maybe it's just the pointy ears.

MforMayhem said...

Exactly! Internet stranger, I heart you for finishing my train of thought.

vlas said...

am i in yet

Tatyana said...

If y'all think Lilly Collins looks even a tiny bit scered in that photo, you got vivid (and nasty) imagination. But then, it would need it to believe Himmmmmm's tales.

Peaceful warrior said...

I am so excited I finally did it. I have been reading this page every day and more recently EVERY morning before I go to the gym. I tell myself 'do it later',as reading always delays the start of my day. I live in Australia.
So hi and I Emily Stone comment was an obvious clue to her life, although I'm not familiar with her.

lzahart said...

@vega WORD so true I couldn't agree more with your point and specific example.

Danielle said...

Yea after seeing pictures of Xander I thought maybe we ruled Jason out too soon. If we're going by her pregnancy anouncement being at 3 months along then she got pregnant right around the time they broke up.. not sure that means anything and who knows how far along she really was when she made the anouncement. It is also entirely possible that the father is not famous, although not nearly as interesing lol.
Julia Roberts does look like maybe she's had a face lift or 2 because her nose has been looking wider lately. Regardless, she does look amazing.

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