Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Tim Tebow Making Moves On Taken Dianna Agron


This does not really seem like a very moralistic thing to do, but Tim Tebow has been making moves on Dianna Agron. Nothing wrong with that, but as The NY Post reports, Dianna is already in a relationship with Sebastian Stan for about a year. Dianna has made this clear to Tim, but he is Glee addicted and has told Dianna he is very interested in her and would like to pray with her which is code for sex right? Oh, yeah, not with Tebow, I think he actually means pray. Do you know that people have been using Tebow as a pickup angle at bars? People are at nightclubs or bars and slurring drunk but start telling women that Tim has made them a better person and closer to God and go on and on and surprising no one, it rarely works. It is pretty tough to come across as righteous and God fearing when you have to be carried out of a club by two people. Five if you are me. Anyway, Dianna has remained faithful. Oh, you know one of Tebow's friends is the source to this story because they say he is smitten with Dianna. Is that the new canoodling?

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

That girl is so beautiful.

That's all I have to say, I don't care about Tebow.

Snowstorms said...

Who's to say she isn't the one w/the crush, and it could just as easily be her people letting this little "news blurb" slip? Either way, nothing wrong w/a crush...

I just hope Tebow gets signed by/traded to the Jags - now that Denver has Manning. He might not be the best qb, but the fans might actually show up for games and Jacksonville might just get to keep their team! With Tebow the Jags get a Gator, a hometown boy, all of First Baptist aka the Homerdome (church takes up I don't know how many city blocks) and they have a Jaguar that they like...What do you think Syko?

Brenda Love said...

No offense to the religious....but if a guy came up to me wanting to pray with me at a bar, I would run, and run swiftly.

toldyaso85 said...

What about Taylor Swift?

Tebow just...well, I just don't see the attraction. To each his own, I guess. Dianna Agron IS very beautiful, no doubt.

EmEyeKay said...

Agreed, Anita.

She should play Grace Kelly.

Vicki Cupper said...

You mean little Timmy Tebag's mother lets him out of bible study long enough to talk to those evil non-god fearing whores?

Get back in the prayer closet, Timmy!

Grandmonsta said...

Vicki Cupper, I think that's the funniest comment I've read all week.

Beth said...

Just what every Jewish girl needs!

AKM said...

I was thinking the same thing, Beth. Interfaith relationships CAN work, but I'm sure it's a dealbreaker for many people.

Jasmine said...

@Beth- I came on here to write something similiar! I think that is (unintentionally) the funniest part of this post!
Apparently Tim Tim can go all out to pursue a girl whilst simultaneously knowing squat about her! bwahahaha

Also, @Brenda Love
"No offense to the religious....but if a guy came up to me wanting to pray with me at a bar, I would run, and run swiftly."

^^THIS! :))

Jasmine said...

AKM- the part I think Beth is referring to is that Tim Tebow is apparently heavily pursuing her using the line about wanting to do some intensive praying with her.
While interfaith relationships CAN work, the point is rather, why would Jewish Dianna Agron WANT to pray with Tim Tebow?

Anonymous said...

@Snowstorms - I'm hoping. Who knows, they could maybe take the tarps off those 10,000 extra seats if Timmy was here, sitting on the bench. It just makes marketing sense. Every home game there is a threat of blackout because the seats aren't sold out, I think year before last we only saw one home game on TV. Get the hometown boy on the team, and all those Gator fans who would surely drive a couple hours to see him again will be flocking to buy tickets. They can probably get him for under $2 million a year, and they'll make more than that off the extra ticket sales. Of course, being the Jaguars, they will probably pass this up too. They don't have a lick of sense about managing a football team.

SusanB said...

She's the source of the information? She's just looking for publicity.

As for interfaith relationships, my husband is Jewish, I'm Catholic and we've worked out things very well. Never had a problem.

alyssastinks said...

@Jasmine
Anyone should be so lucky to get their prayer on with God's chosen Tebow


Apparently I'm super behind in the live of C-list television stars because I thought Stan was still with that Gossip Girl whose name escapes me now.

Missjenny619 said...

@alyssastinks - I thought Sebastian was with Leighton Meister too? Oh well.

I love Dianna's necklace! It is stunning!

CaliGirlinVA said...

If Tebow goes to the Jags, I will enjoy seeing Evangelical Boy playing for a Pakistani-born Muslim owner.

Beth said...

Yeah, I meant that prayer was an odd way to woo a Jewish girl.

Cornbread said...

OT, but wasn't Dianna the top guess for a Ted C. blind that involved a very rocky relationship and a baby that never was? If that was her, I hope she's happy with this new fella...and if she's not, I think Tebow would be a genuine nice guy.

FWIW, I hope he goes to Tampa. :) We can afford him, if Jax passes!

Anonymous said...

Apparently he's headed for New York. Crap. I think this means the Jags are headed for L.A.

Anonymous said...

Hate to tell y'all, but tebow is not all he proclaims to be.

Beth said...

Jenga, hasn't that already been the subject of a couple blinds?

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

At the end of the day, Tebow is ruled by his cock and balls just like the rest of 'em.

Cindy said...

Time to move out of Jersey -- too close to the Jets for my taste (and I'm a Christian)

AKM said...

@Beth and Jasmine - Um, yeah. I was pretty much saying the same thing...that Dianna is Jewish and wouldn't want to pray with Christian TT. ???

Mutiny said...

Tebow just signed with the Jets. Where does that put Sanchez?

nunaurbiz said...

Don't care about Tebow, Glee or anything else except that DAZZLING necklace!!!!!

crila16 said...

Yeah...when you're young and stupid, you think being a virgin and being sweet and innocent will come easily. Nope. The older you get, the more you experience and experiment. He's also in the limelight and I'm sure hot girls are throwing themselves at him constantly...getting sex letter and pictures. You can only resist for so long. Mr. Tebow probably won't be a virgin for long.

FS said...

Dianna is beautiful, but I'm very curious what her real personality is like. She seems kind of shy, but she posts interesting things on her blog.

Half the Glee fandom wants her to be in a relationship with Lea Michele. Ugh.


Oh by the way, @ugh is one of the best profiles on twitter. Give it a look for a good laugh.

Anonymous said...

can you say publicity stunt?

maybe Ryan Murphy knows something we don't...

Scotch said...

Not a Tebow fan, but I tend to think he'll remain a virgin until marriage (assuming he's one now). He was a Heisman winner in college, and is entering his third season in the league, so I'm thinking he's had lots of opportunities.

Dianna is insanely gorgeous.

Snowstorms said...

Syko, I have been trying to respond since I heard! What morons the Jets are! They try to get Peyton, lose out - and re-sign Sanchez to a multi-million dollar contract - then they go and get Tebow?!? Sanchez must have all of hIs confidence $hot - but @ least he is well compensated!!

When I lived in Jax, we had season tickets and never missed a game. I was hoping the Jags might make ONE smart decision for a change! I am not sold on him as an NFL qb, but for once, the fans would have come!! I know they just drafted a qb, but Jacksonville is such a college town!! A hometown boy would have made them show up, and FBC would always let out early enough for everyone to get to the games in plenty if time - only half way kidding.

I don't see Tebow dating any woman that is not a practicing Christian. I grew up in the same church and yok of the same yok is very important to a number of Christians - especially in that church. Of course there are plenty of hypocrites that go to that church and every other church out there...

Tebow is a celebrity in his own right, but his family have been well-known in Jacksonville, long before Tim had thrown his first football. Their missionary work in the Phillippines is well known, and they truly are an incredible family. Tim may not be a saint, he does practice what he preaches.

Texshan said...

I call BS on this blind. No way would Tebow pursue a non-Jesus-loving girl. Would never happen. Evangelicals are very much into being "equally yoked," meaning that couples need to have the same beliefs and values system in order to succeed in their relationship.

Also, if some guy came up to me in a bar and started talking about Tim Tebow and God and whatnot, I would run. And I say (write) this as a Christian.

Snakeoiler said...

Will read comments after I post this.

The only part of this story that rings true is that Tim Tebow likes Glee, because I figure that he has the same record collection as Pacey's brother in the first season of Dawson's Creek ("the music collection of a deeply closeted gay man," if I remember Pacey's line correctly).

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