Thursday, July 26, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

What Bravo “Housewife” was nibbling on a salad in a dark booth at Dan Tana’s in Hollywood with a mystery man when she was caught with the gentleman’s hand up her dress? The leggy single mom played dumb and just ignored the other patrons when they complained about her inappropriate table manners!

18 comments:

Amber said...

Brandi - she's tall to quite tall.

me said...

Taylor for sure!!!

discoflux said...

I'll go along with the Brandi guess since Taylor doesn't eat solid food.

Kim's World said...

Louann is my guess

Amber said...

LOL discoflux. Taylor is on a strict diet of wine and more wine.

Anonymous said...

Brandi per her one week hook up and subsequent denial of said hook up from Gerard Butler, she seems extremely comfortable with casual flings and therefore also with something like table petting.

Barton Fink said...

I hope he washed his hand afterward. Hygiene, y'all!

NomNom83 said...

Brandi.


And, to be honest, good for her.

noseygal48 said...

Brandi...she's leggy for sure....

Brenda L said...

Warning to all restauranteers....be forewarned if Leann Rimes shows up at your place of business....

lolaluvs2snack said...

@Brenda L what happens if Leann Rimes shows up?

Cake said...

What? I thought they were all ladies!

katsm0711 said...

HAS THE CEAUXNTESS BEEN IN CALI BC I WOULD LOOOOOE FOR IT TO BE HER!!!!

Oh no, it's totally Brandi. Only she would ignore complaints (and I love her for it)

smash said...

Brandi Brandi. Have some table side manners and get a remote control vibrator for your partner. It's more discreet.

mooshki said...

Definitely sounds like Brandi. I wonder if this is evidence that she's the big drinker from Enty's blind?

AuntJess said...

Are we sure he wasn't trying to eat the chicken cutlets off her face?

discoflux said...

Amber - Wine, more wine, and restalyne.

Anna said...

Does anyone really care? The only reason for the existence of reality shows is that the casts are an easy filler for celebrity shows, magazines and websites on slow news days. Reality show casts don't care why you pay attention to them, bad or good reasons, as long as they get attention. This housewife probably phoned in this one herself.

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