Monday, August 27, 2012

Today's Blind Items - They Keep Taking Her Money

This celebrity has A list name recognition although she is probably just a B- or even a C+ list celebrity. Back in the day she was all over the world and A list through and through. She has gone through a fortune or two because of some bad decisions with the men in her life. Our celebrity grew up thinking the man should be in charge of all the finances in a family. Despite the fact that our celebrity has earned millions of dollars a year for almost the past 20 years she barely has anything to show for it because of her poor decisions. The first man she was with got the celebrity involved in a bunch of bad businesses which cost her half her fortune. The now ex also managed to pocket several million dollars of her money and also got a nice settlement when they split because she had no idea he had taken the money. Somehow she managed to bounce back on her feet and lost most of what she had regained because one of her boyfriends wanted to make a movie. That cost her almost everything again and nothing ever happened to the movie except that her boyfriend personally auditioned all the female leads for the movie and ended up sleeping with lots of them. So, the celebrity was paying for her boyfriend to have sex with strangers. She bounced back with nice settlement agreement of her own after a very short relationship. Combined with a nice boost in income over the past several years you would think she would be on her feet and solid. She thinks she is but her current significant other has her in an investment she thinks is going great because he spends most of his day preparing paperwork that says it is, when in reality he is borrowing more money from other people to try and fix it and using our celebrity as collateral. She has no idea that he has her on the line for most of her remaining money should this go bad and that if it does she will have to go back out and figure out a new way to make back her millions all over again.

127 comments:

RJ said...

I want to say Liza Minnelli.

MontanaMarriott said...

If JLo had been in the business 20+ years this would scream her.

DJane said...

Pam Anderson?

Kelly Simmons said...

I'm gonna go with Geena Davis. Her "boyfriend wanted to make a movie" reminded me of that blond dude who looked like Gregg Allman who directed that bomb. (How's that for reference? It's like in Broadcast News where he says: "Meet me by the thing near the place where we went that time.")

Grey said...

Meg Ryan? Dennis Quaid for the first ex...Mellencamp for the current bf?

Sadie said...

First thought that came to mind was Britt Spears

Jeneral said...

She was the first person to come to my mind.

*Miss_P* said...

Britney?

Sunny said...

@Kelly
You mean Renny Harlin and Cutthroat Island? BAM! :)

Yyisla said...

Cher? First husband Sonny allegedly left her penniless. Boyfriend Greg Allman for 2nd and the new guy who is/was a Hell's Angel.

Amber said...

I like the Liza guess. Currentish work being Arrested Development? I think David Gest was blowing a lot of her money on BS stuff. Can't research right now tho.

tm0004 said...

kim basinger

Twerp said...




Janet Jackson

Melissa said...

Suzanne Somers?

Sandbox720 said...

Britney is obvious but it isnt her. She was only 11 years old 20 years ago....she hasnt been making millions for 20 years...more like 12-15 years...

I was thinking Mariah Carey.

RenoBlondee said...

Roseanne Barr?

Amber said...

Britney is only 30 - she would've been ten 20 years ago.

Grey said...

List of A-list actresses from the 90s

http://www.imdb.com/list/UIdmAfMGLek/

SKOR said...

"our celebrity has earned millions of dollars a year for almost the past 20 years" sounds like she is in the music industry.
Toni Braxton?

KaySea said...

Geena was my first thought too ...

Maya Sambora said...

Whomever this is needs to smarten up, and grow some self confidence! Never give a man controll of your money! so many examples out there of this going wrong!

Mia Moore said...

Can't be Liza as she's been making money in the business for way longer than 20 years. Can't be Geena Davis as Renny Harlin actually makes money on those awful movies he makes. Don't see this as Britney either as her mom and dad have been controlling her money since she started. Don't have a good guess, either.

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libby said...

How about a model (it says 'celebrity') with bad taste in men? Like Christie Brinkley or Claudia Schiffer or something. I was thinking Brooke Shields for this , but she supposedly lost all her money in a ponzi scheme, but who knows?

Genna Davis is a good guess because Of Reni or whatever his name is.

rhinovodka said...

I'll go with Sharon Stone.

Glitter said...

Don't think it is Liza. She's been in show biz and famous for about 40 years. She won her Oscar in 1972 and her first Tony in 1965!!!!

Sarah said...

Geena Davis is a certified genius. I can't imagine her not being involved in her own financial decisions.

Megan said...

Britney was my first thought. She started on The Mickey Mouse Club 20 years ago at age 10. Would Justin Timberlake be one of the guys though??

SKOR said...

Don't think it is Janet Jackson - she has been making millions for MORE than 20 years (Control was 1986).

rhinovodka said...

@Montana Jennifer Lopez was in In Living Color, so this could still be her.

BobNYC said...

I like RenoBlondee's guess - this does sound like Roseanne Barr. That Hawaiian macademia farm of hers isn't doing so good.

spacecowboy78 said...

@ Twerp - That's a good guess, and would explain why she was part of the Jacksons who were trying to get their hands on MJ's estate, but she's been around for almost 30 years on some level.

J-Lo does fit some of this, but I highly doubt that her current beau, Casper Smart, has any investment ideas going on.

Britney wasn't making millions of dollars until about 13 or 14 years ago, and the conservatorship controls her money now and has done well. If anything she'd be the opposite of this person because she doesn't control any of her money.

Beth said...

Sharon Stone was the first person I thought of, but I don't think her current crop of gentlemen friends are so ambitious to be "making movies."

As for the JLo guess, she has been around for 20 years. She was a Fly Girl on In Living Color in the early 90s, so she potentially fits.

Maya Sambora said...

I think Janet Jackson might be a good guess...I've heard rumors like this about her before and her recent actions regarding Michaels estate seem to suggest she needs money.

Unknown said...

What about tori spelling? She seems to fit.

JJ said...

JLo is 43 and the Selena movie came out nearly 20 years ago. It could certainly be her. All the exes fit, and the nice boost in income recently is AI. Her current SO is a total scamp and I can see him doing this to her.

libby said...

Oh wait! Didn't Mark Anthony make a movie? Some shitty thing? But did it have actresses, or was it just a tour movie?

Borg Queen said...

Mena Suvari has a couple of exes she pays alimony too

djphob said...

Casper doesn't seem smart enough to steal $20 off of the ground.

I like the Janet guess. 20 years, 25, eh. I don't think Enty is being THAT exact. Someone late 80s, early 90s. Wouldn't Geena just be an actress? And has she really made consistent money? I really don't know. Don't think we're going to have a consensus on this one.

surfer said...

I don't think this is Geena Davis - for the last 11 years she has been married (to a doctor - Dr. Reza Jarrahy).

Also not sure about J.Lo for this. The last part of the blind says "he spends most of his day preparing paperwork." Does anyone seriously think Casper does this? Really?

MontanaMarriott said...

We will soon find out if this is a singer when you hear "so-so is coming out of retirement to tour"

Unknown said...

Paula Abdul?

Kelly Simmons said...

Renny Harlin!! What a name.

I'm liking the JLo guess -- maybe Ben Affleck roped her into investing in a movie that went nowhere? I'm gonna investigate that.

Laughing because two of us have randomly mentioned Greg Allman in comments.

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MontanaMarriott said...

Well Janet did have to pay her ex husband a mint to stay quiet and not release a book, she even gave up her Malibu beach house but she makes tons on publishing since she does write her own lyrics and isn't her new BF some Arab billionaire? or is it all on paper?

BitterBlondin said...

Toni Braxton. She was bankrupt a few years ago.

weezy said...

Viveca Fox?

katsm0711 said...

Roseanne would NEVER let a man control her money!!!!

MISCH said...

Janet sounds like a good guess, as for Liza she has very little money...
Gena married a doctor didn't she ?

carolinec said...

this person, whoever it is, is an idiot.

Redheat said...

If I didn't think this was someone more recent, my guess would be Doris Day who had to go back to work a few times just to make up the millions her husbands managed to lose.

JLO would hit me as someone who would have the theory that the "man" should take care of finances, explains why Mark Anthony was willing to marry her, he seems like the controlling type. However, can't see her current boyfriend being able to get away with it.

So no clue.

katsm0711 said...

No way. Roseanne has always been a very vocal, proud feminist and she hates her father

Cecilia00 said...

Janet is a great guess, but which guy wanted to make a movie? I can see Joe Jackson instilling a "Men control the money" value in her

Yndy said...

I wanted to go with Brit until re-reading that "millions of dollars a year for almost the past 20 years" part makes that a no. She was working, but not making millions at first.

Most of the "female singer makes $1m+/yr" category has either been around too long (Madonna, Cher, et al) or not long enough (Brit, Xtina, and those.)

Something about this blind screams "model" to me.

Anonymous said...

JLo puffy nad investments? ben, her ex husband who she had to pay millions in his back taxes right

NernersHuman said...

When I read this Jennifer Lopez is the one who immediately came to mind.

surfer said...

I think Janet Jackson is a great guess, but something redheat touched on.

Thinking outside the box, maybe this is Debbie Reynolds (Jamie Lee Curtis' mother) - she lost her money/went bankrupt a few times. She sold a lot of her possessions because she was in a bad way financially, and had to go back to work. Just a thought.

ldylkng said...

Jessica Simpson! Done

Popcorn Sutton said...

JLo came to mind when I was reading this. I can't see Casper preparing paperwork either, but he did manage to convince someone to sleep with him so stranger things have happened.

Agent**It said...

Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Sunny said...

@agent
Good one!!!

canadachick said...

so someone was big 20 years ago, has an ex she paid off, an ex boyfriend who wanted to make a movie, then SHE got $$ from a short term relationship, current boyfriend scamming her too.

doesn'[t sound like an actress - maybe a model or singer?

crila16 said...

Tony Braxton?

canadachick said...

i am changing my thinking...maybe Kim Basinger? She was married to a make up artist (first husband), she bought that town, and was heavily invested in Boxing Helena whiuch she was supposed to star in .BUT she doesn't fit for makinbg bank recently or having a boyfriend currently ........

damn it

Cake said...

What a fool

Heard this happened to Debbie Reynolds too- She really had bad taste in men.

This sounds like JLO

It doesn't say that Casper is actually some financial mastermind, just that he is shuffling papers.

Sunny said...
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DewieTheBear said...

@Amber, something about the magnitude of the person makes to lean to Liza (or someone along those lines) but the men don't fit her history. For instance, Liza's first husband was Peter Allen, who died of AIDS, so I can't imagine calling him her "now-ex."

fatsal1812 said...

im going with Drew Barrymore maybe??

Viking Girl said...

How about the person who is privy to this information - the person writing this blind - informing the celebrity in question about her 'significant other'shafting her instead of telling everyone else? Jeez.

ms_goddess said...

Surfer - Debbie Reynolds is a good guess. She's been married several times - none of them turned out well, especially the one who took her for pretty much everything she had. But one gentle correction - she is Carrie Fisher's mother. Jamie Lee Curtis's parents were Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh.

My first thought as I was reading was Demi Moore, but I don't think it fits.

I also don't think Casper's smart enough to keep up this sort of charade - then I think about John Heard in My Fellow Americans.

The Jessica Simpson suggestion actually intrigues me...

Meg Silver said...

I'm with Redheat on this one. It sounds very much like Doris Day

Agent**It said...

Whoever it is they are an ass and obviously did not spend a dime on an education or even a couple of finance courses. Millions a year, boo hoo hoo.

OT:Duff McKagan was one semester short of graduating last time I heard. Anybody know if he finished? Always admired him for stepping out and getting himself an education.

Glitter said...
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Honeykatt said...

im going with JLO. I know it says twenty years, but give or take here and there, she has been in the business 20 years.

canadachick said...

except J-lo don't do boyfriends.....she marries the losers lol

Princess ButterKwup said...

@surfer-

Debbie Reynolds is Carrie Fisher's mom. Janet Leigh is Jamie Lee Curtis's mom.

Magness said...

I doubt it's Geena Davis (w/ Renny Harlin)

But seeing references to Cutthroat Island - I just finished Frank Langella's book 'Dropped Names' and, in the Oliver Reed chapter, he writes about working w/ the actor & Harlin on that boondoggle of a movie. Even though it was waaaay over budget, they were paying script doctors $200k *per week* to salvage the dialogue. Harlin had a personal chef on the payroll as well as other extravagances. Langella was astounded at the display of hubris.

surfer said...

ms_goddess and ButterKwup - you're absolutely right. Thanks for correcting me.

g.strathmore said...

Didn't Kim Basinger buy a town in Georgia and it turned out to be a disaster?

Also, regarding Demi Moore, I remember reading an article about a fight she had with Bruce Willis right before they got divorced. The fight included her yelling something like, "I'm tired of all your investment schemes!"

yourfaceisamess said...

The only husband of Doris Day that died, all the others ended in divorce.

Shortly after his death, Day discovered Melcher had committed her to a CBS situation comedy, The Doris Day Show, without consulting her, and that not only had he lost the millions she had earned throughout their marriage because of poor investments, but he had left her seriously in debt as well. She sued his business partner Jerome B. Rosenthal and was awarded nearly $23 million for fraud and malpractice following a 99-day trial. Rosenthal declared bankruptcy, and in August 1977 Day settled with his insurers for $6 million that was paid in twenty-three annual installments.[2]

yourfaceisamess said...

i think it is someone a little more current tho.

Clark St. said...

@Surfer & a few others:
I like the Debbie Reynolds guess more because she lost at least two fortunes to husbands that blew her money away. One of them was to shoe store owner harry Karl, who lost it gambling, the other was to Richard Hamlett. He got her to buy a Vegas hotel/casino which went bankrupt as did she.

Doris Day lost all her money due to just one man, her husband Martin Melcher, who invested it with his crooked business partner that was also her lawyer. So I doubt it's her.

Clark St. said...

@g.strathmore:
Basinger bought the town on her own.
She went bankrupt due to decision to pull out of the movie "Boxing Helena" because of all the nudity required. She was sued & had to pay the producers a fortune.
When she married Alec Baldwin, he paid off her debts.

lolaluvs2snack said...

I was thinking Jenny McCarthy she did get the so called settlement from Jim Carey.

Cassiopeia said...

Maybe it is Janet.
pErhaps this is why she got involved in the battle against Michael's kids, cuz she is broke.

Unknown said...

Jaclyn Smith

Silly Girl said...

I totally read JLO in this. I would think Marc was way controlling, but I don't think he would have left her with nothing, and the friendly ghost isn't smart enough to not be photographed coming out of a peepshow, so I don't think he'd be smart enough to shuffle papers either!

crila16 said...

I think this is Toni Braxton. That's the first person that came to my head.

yodelay said...

I'm on board w. JLo. First, the reference to "celebrity", since Enty NEVER refers to her as singer or actress (MV reference).

She pays Casper so he can pull out the wallet when they are out together, something the person in this blind would do.

The cheating ex Ben Affleck, duh.
Short relationship- American Idol, not a different ex.
And if she takes Casper to business meeting, she obviously thinks he has brains.

Not that he actually does, but maybe just more than her.

FrenchGirl said...

Olivia Newton Jones?

g.strathmore said...

@Clark St, it was a good thing Basinger pulled out of Boxing Helena even if she did lose a fortune. That was one crazy cheesy soft focus slo-mo mess of a movie.

trudi said...

Can't be JLo because she's A list in name recognition and celebrity.

Maybe the woman she replaced on Idol, Paula Abdul?

ILuvBC said...

Ellen Barkin

good 'ol me said...

Pam Anderson?

jetfuelgenius said...

I'm on the J-Lo train...all the details fit and I think the recent years' nice boost was Idol...and you know that boy toy is maneuvering any which way he can...although JLO was the popular guess for a previous blind about some woman who kept making money off her relationships with cash and gifts...I think this is her, not the previous one...her last 2 albums also tanked so that would be some type of loss for her if she had an old-school record deal. Under those deals the artist ends up paying for everything, and on a platinum album could actually end up owing the label money. MV is broke!!!!!

whocaresnow12 said...

Except Renny Harlingen made more than that one film and is pretty successfully as a director in the states and oversees.....and they were married.

whocaresnow12 said...

In what world do Dennis Quaid or John Melloncamp need any of Meg Ryan's money for anything?

whocaresnow12 said...

Isn't she supposedly marrying the new boyfriend?

delete account said...

I like this guess. She had a secret marriage w Rene Elizondo that didn't come out till their divorce--a very bitter divorce at that. then there was Jermaine Dupri, a shifty eyed character if I've ever seen one. this would explain all the drama that went on last month over Katherine Jackson, too, why Janet's after MJ's money.

lostathome said...

Almost sounds like Mariah Carrey to me.

Hazeldazel said...

Probably JLo but this Blind reminds me of when Mr. Dazel and I where at the movies many years ago and a preview for Cutthroat Island comes on and after the (shitty) preview comes to end my DH leans over and says in a pseudo movie announcer voice, "Geena Davis IS Yellowbeard". I crack up and the guy in the row in front of us spews his soda. EPIC funnies!

Now I always thinks of Geena Davis as the Yellowbeard chick.

yodelay said...

Plus JLo was a reveal that had to borrow the $ for her post divorce home from Puffy.

Mango said...

I love JLo for this but the closest to paper work that Casper gets is texting with two thumbs.

Olivia Newton John - does anyone know what's been going on with her since Grease? LOL

HalleGoLightly said...

I thought Jessica Simpson.

-man should handle the money (learned this from pimpdaddy Joe)
-A list recognition, but as a singer and actor she's lucky if she's C
-Nick's a douche, so I could see him doing that...current guy is definitely a mooch

Timeline doesn't really fit though.

Nooo...Really? said...

WooHoo, I'm going to pipe in with a guess: I like the Debbie Reynolds line of thinking.

feraltart said...

Don't think it fits for this, but Shirley MacLaine's husband stole her money. Funneled it to an account in Japan where his mistress lived. Shirley found out, confronted him, he shrugged his shoulders and left her. I could never do that to someone.

Andy said...

How about Halle Berry?

ac said...

@libby- J Lo and Marc made El Cantante a few years ago but there were no lead females because JLo wanted that Oscar...bad..really bad.

J Lo seems to fit, but Casper doesn't seem that smart.

OneGirlRevolution said...

I believe that Jessica Simpson makes more than a couple of million a year. She makes TONS of money from what I have read.

Princess ButterKwup said...

Yodelay- good call on the short term relationship being Idol! I'm totally on the Jello train now!

ksus said...

what about loni anderson for this one?

Shit You Can't Buy said...

After watching the Roast of Roseanne, I am saying Roseanne Barr.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

To clarify; from what I saw, she dated/married at least 2 men who took half of her fortune. one of the guys even showed up and admitted taking half her money. She didn't look happy to see him.
As for the feminist part; she was high constantly during the peak of her fame, she didn't think of prenups etc.

Cassidy said...

First, Liza is not broke.

J.Lo fits. She always has to have men, she always has a bf/husband. I'd say they failed movie is "Jersey Girl" she took a back seat in that movie. That or "Gigli" plus the second husband wanted extra money after the divorce and kept coming after her via books, talk shows, etc. if you look up blind items exposed on google, and then search "Caesar Anchovy Arse" or "Strippa Rip-Ya" you can see the kind of controlling monster Marc Anthony is/was. I'd say this is 100%. People, never be with someone if you don't know how to be alone. You're setting yourself up for failure.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Tom Arnold got half of Roseanne's money, her current man bought a nut-farm together with her. She is the spokesperson of it.

No idea about the guy who wanted to make a movie though.

Del Riser said...

I thought of Renee Zellweger.(sp)

She was huge and now not so much. She was married for a very short period of time.

Krab said...

Marie Osmond?

caralw said...

JLo kinda fits, but I'm not sure she's ever been broke. I know she may have bailed out some of Marc's finances, but she's always had endorsements. And that Casper dude isn't smart enough.

An Angry Black Man on the Road to Redemption said...

This has to be Vanessa Williams.

An Angry Black Man on the Road to Redemption said...

This has to be Vanessa Williams.

car54 said...

Rosanne definitely paid off some husbands but I don't think Johnny is taking her for anything other than living off her --he seems very low key and unambitious. I think she's learned to control her own projects.

I think it's JLo or Janet.

The Original CDAN Reader said...

Lauren Hutton.

Steph @ Flip Flop Chic said...

Shannen Doherty?

Sippin Sukka said...

My vote is Janet Jackson with her first husband, Jermaine Dupri, and her new billionaire boyfriend using her money instead of his own.

Anna said...

This may be another case where "all of them" fits. But since James Brolin is still alive rather than clawed to a bloody death by razor-sharp fingernails, I assume this blind is not about Barbra Streisand.

Unknown said...

Totally agree with the Olivia Newton John guess.. remember that weird story where her fiance just up and dissapeared off a boat?

expat70 said...

Naomi Campbell

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