Sunday, June 02, 2013

Farrah Abraham Hits The Stripper Pole This Weekend In MIlwaukee

It is probably not the place she thought she would get her first stripper offer, but Farrah Abraham will be working the stripper pole this Friday night in Milwaukee. As Farrah starts her new career traveling from town to town stripping for guys who told their moms they would be home late, I just want to wish her well and to also remind her to wipe down the pole before each use. Oh, and go easy on the glitter because that stuff is bad for the environment. Don't forget that Friday night is couples night at Silk so couples get a free glass of champagne or more likely sparkling wine made with the champagne process(Thanks Ricky)

30 comments:

auntliddy said...

Ahhh, she's on the spiral if descent. Twirl, mindless demon, twirl!!!

auntliddy said...

*of*

timebob said...

That "champagne" prolly has the herp in it. What a place to bring a girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

Mama's got to be so proud... or is she still singing this song - “She was not brought up that way,” Debra adds. “We have religious beliefs.”

Marieeee said...

Yikes. Kind of wish she would go back to that music career she tried first.

Remember that garbage?

Bit dams said...

And they say romance is dead, see.

Emily said...

If I'm not terribly mistaken I believe that featured dancing appearances are a pretty standard way to promote an "up and coming" *juvenile snicker* adult video "star..."

timebob said...

As I understand headliner stripping is where the real money is made for porn stars.

Dorothy said...

Nothing says romance like a strip club.

chopchop said...

Shit I'm really tempted to go.

MadLyb said...

It is actually a good place for a guy to take his date since straight men and women (<--both gay and straight) are turned on by the nude female form.

timebob said...

chop hop please go and report back to us :-)

Anonymous said...

loling at your comment AuntLiddy.... twirl mindless demon twirl! I really hope there's video of her falling off the stage. Not to be injured you understand, just a spectacular lucite heel malfunction would satisfy me. All we'd see is extensions and glitter going flying on top of a table spilling cheap martini's everywhere....

__-__=__ said...

Yes chop chop, please take the hit for us all. Did she take lessons after those pole pics. Those were horrible!

HannahBanana said...

Man, if my dude ever says, "hey babe, it's couples night at the strip club featuring 'back door teen mom' !"....oh lawd help him...what a shit show this will be.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't want to go to a strip club, ever. Not because I'm a prude, they're sexy don't get me wrong, but just because it would be depressing for me, I'd feel sorry for them. Let the outrage for the strippers begin!

Tam said...

HELLLOOOO, WISCONSIN!

auntliddy said...

Anna, and they always work overtime to tell u how educatated and happy they are.
My hubby and I always kids around we're going to 'legs and Eggs', a business(!) breakfast at a strip club in nearby city, lol

miss Z said...

Has any one seen Kim Catrall in that movie Meet Vonica Valor?..She was a porn star then eventually toured doing strip joints .She had no money and missed her glory days..this will be The Ferret after the money runs out and people stop giving a crap about her..unless of course shes smart and marries into money

nikki815 said...

If this is her debut, it's prob also her finale. I am from Milwaukee. That place is trashy.

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jadetoo said...

Right near my neck of the woods! I could use a $5 martini, lol.

But not that much. :|

Kelly said...

C'mon chopchop and jadetoo! Take one for the team!

Redd said...

If Farrah could take one from the Deen,tben chopchop could surely take one for the team, lol.

Unknown said...

Anna: I have been to a few strip clubs. I recall vividly once watching a pretty girl at an all nude club, and my mind (upon seeing her) immediately started writing a whole back story about how she had a nefarious bf who was making her do it to support his gangster lifestyle. She looked UTTERLY miserable. I did feel badly for her.

That being said, the next dancer came on and proceeded to chat us all up while writhing nude over a lit cigar torch.

Alicia said...

Hahhahahahhahahhahaha

Amen sister

Freya said...

The only person I feel sorry for is her child.

spritely said...

I sent this in!

When I heard the ad on the radio on my way home from work, CDAN & Enty were my first thought!

KittensRUs said...

Never forget this is how Anna Nicole met her billionaire. I will laugh if Farrah hits it big. I can see it happening. She is a tough little shit and determined to keep the money flowing.

BrittH said...

Oh heey Milwaukee!

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