Monday, August 26, 2013

Blind Item #4

This almost A list mostly television actor who was an A+ list mostly movie actor back in the day was sweaty and drunk this weekend at a party when he kept hitting on women barely in their 20's with the line, "I'm on a television show. I used to have sex with ______________ (former A+ list mostly movie actress)." He probably would have got lucky but, even the women who could have looked past the sweaty and the drunk and that he is married, just couldn't get past the whole combination and his sense of desperation.

43 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:18 AM

    Kiefer Sutherland?

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  2. Ewww, really? He thought that would work?

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  3. Hmm, Keifer not married and I would have thought Dennis quaid would be mostly movie actor...

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  4. Rob Lowe has been sober for years

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  5. Do we know for sure Rob Lowe has been sober?

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  6. yes, Rob Lowe was still professing sobriety a few weeks back. and he is still in good shape physically. I picture someone bloated and sweaty looking. maybe Alec Baldwin?

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  7. Alec Baldwin - perhaps.

    I think Dennis Quad, boasting about Meg Ryan.

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  8. Alec Baldwin is a good guess. I can definitely picture him like this.

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  9. I feel like Alec, Rob, and Kiefer wouldn't need to explain who they are, even to youngsters they are recognizable. Could Timothy Hutton fit? With Angelina Jolie as the person he used to have sex with? But she's not former...For some reason I want to make them fit though

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  10. Randy Quaid. Meg Ryan was certainly an A-list actress. Kim Basinger, not so much.
    Alec Baldwin's wife delivered a baby girl.

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  11. That would be Dennis, not Randy. Randy is the one who went to Canada to escape persecution by the Starwhackers, who I personally totally believe exist.

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  12. I've got it!
    (I think)

    A-List TV star: Johnny Lee Miller
    TV Show: Elementary
    Old A-List Movies: Hackers, Trainspotting.
    A-List Ex Wife: Angelina Jolie

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  13. If he can get barely 20's, then more power to him. Obviously wifey aint takin care of biddness.

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  14. Anonymous9:00 AM

    Jonny LM never A+.Not even in the UK.

    However-Jason Patric(other half of the Keifer/Julia triagle....was.
    Guess he fell off wagon.

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  15. Kim Basinger was never A list?

    Do you not remember the late 80s through late 90s? Kim was DEFINTELY A list.


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  16. Wasn't Alec having a baby this weekend? ..or Hilaria.

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  17. Matt Dillon? Just throwing stuff out there...

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  18. If he wasn't dead, I'd guess Richard Burton talking about Liz.

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  19. Christian Slater? Val Kilmer?

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  20. OMG! How about Peter O'Toole! He likes to drink and ever since I saw "How to Steal a Million" I have a dream that he and Audrey Hepburn had a fling--most likely because they're just two really, really good-looking people.

    OK. He's not married. I don't care. I'm sticking with my visual because it makes me happy.

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  21. Sounds like something Charlie Sheen would do. I almost said Robin Williams

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  22. Kim Basinger also won an Oscar, let's not forget. I STILL say that anyone who's won an Oscar HAS to be at least B+-list. Even Marisa Tomei.

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  23. I doubt any 20something even know who Meg Ryan is at this point. Let alone Kim Basinger.

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  24. Sorry, 20somethingS...

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  25. "30 Rock" isn't on the air anymore, anyway.

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  26. Not huge alec fan, but is not bloated and sweaty. Hes in pretty good shape and busy this weekend bringing home his baby girl. Tommy lee?

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  29. Would any of you be impressed with a guy mentioning who he used to have set with to hit on you?

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  30. "Hey there Oopsy. I have a definite lack of depth perception and used to have sex with my right hand all the time. Care to bump uglies?"

    Yeah. When you say it out loud, it's not as cool as when it's in your head. Time to rethink my tactics.

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  31. Bragging about who you used to have sex with is like saying, "I test drove a Porsche once, couldn't afford to buy it though."

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  32. I'm sorry, I can't picture a woman turning down Johnny Lee Miller... I like the Timothy Hutton guess with the A+ lister being Debra Winger.

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  33. thinking Spader ?

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