Saturday, September 07, 2013

Blind Item #1

This A+ list model went out for a late night dinner with this A-/B+ list celebrity/singer who would be A+ list if he didn't always take breaks. Before they went back to his place, the model said her fee is $350K per month or $50K a night and how did our singer want to pay. The singer declined and had a car take home the model.

31 comments:

MISCH said...

Geez do they all charge ?

erica said...

Maxwell & Jessica white...? No clue, really, just wanted to guess :-)

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

"Honey, from the inside, yours feels exactly the same as any of the chicks who throw their underwear at me every night."

Sarah said...

Naomi and?

Count Jerkula said...

$50k for a night?? I hope that includes every filthy thing you can think of and not missionary only.

Personally, I'd rather find a smoking hot girl next door type and give her $50k for a year of 24/7, all access service.

RangersGirl said...

Naomi Campbell & Maxwell were at the US Open together (Daily Mail)

Cheryl S said...

Naomi and Maxwell

Kristin Wigs said...

Pharrell at the GQ Men of the Year Awards with... Daisy Lowe? Upton?

Anonymous said...

Hey it seems like there are plenty of guys willing to pay her rate. But how can you put a dollar on your self respect? And how can she ever find real love? Thanks that was fun, do you want to go out sometime? How does that work? Whos going to want to marry her in that circle if everyone knows? I guess shes not looking for that but doesnt everyone want unconditional love and to grow old with a partner? At some point her looks will be gone then her bullsh%# wont get a pass anymore. Just my ten cents.

Anonymous said...

I like her moxie but from a business standpoint, her negotiating / overcoming objection skills needs work.

Kels said...

Why would you make Maxwell pay? She knows nothing about his music clearly.

lazyday603 said...

This must be Holly Golightly. She needs the money for the powder room.

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

Naomi and Maxwell...just at the us open together.

mizzavrid said...

Good lord Naomi.... hope she's socked some away for the onslaught of old age.

auntliddy said...

Glad he sent her packing.

timebob said...

I can just see her pull out her credit card swiper and letting him know she takes visa or master card but NOT American Express.

ladybaus said...

if she is an A plus model then how much money does this greedy bitch need?

ladybaus said...

imagine Iman saying that to Bowie---dont think so....

sandybrook said...

Cara D needs money for her drugs. And hospital bills.

Cleodacat said...

I have no idea who Maxwell is and I would assume I would have heard of somebody in the A/B range.

califblondy said...

If it was Maxwell, she should pay him. That man is sex on a stick. Pretty Wings baby.

Angela said...

Naomi Campbell doesn't always date men for money.

A few years ago, she stayed in Cannes after the Film Festival was over and almost everybody else was gone. It was 2am and she went to the hostel bar.
There, there was a very plain looking middle aged guy who offered her a drink from the opposite side of the bar. Witnesses report that he dressed cheap but that he had this kind of magnetic charm that allowed a guy looking like that to make such an offer.

Campbell accepted the drink, they talked and, by all reports, she felt that the British guy was awesome, funny and charming. They drank another drink, then another one, and at 3am, they went to his room.

That's where there's only one account of the whole night. It turns out that the guy was also Campbell's best sex ever. She didn't need coke or anything else to enjoy the whole thing. And after that, she begged for more.
The guy asked her one favor. She had to hold his penis between her hands while he would sleep for five minutes. She accepted. After his sleep, he woke up, totally fresh and made love to her again. She was amazed by how great the sex was, even if he was really plain looking.
Then he had his five minute sleep with her hands on his dick, he was again on fire, and the same thing happened again and again until morning could also come.
A totally exhausted Naomi Campbell then asked the guy what his secret was.
'It's the nap' he replied. 'With a five minute nap I'm able to get fresh again. I have no idea why but it works.'
'But why the two hands on your dick?'
'Oh, yeah, that... Last time I had sex with a black girl, she stole my wallet when I was sleeping.'

bar fly said...

Bravo, knock her down a peg :)

Count Jerkula said...

Well done, Angela. I've heard that joke w/ George Burns & Oprah and w/ Ted Danson and Whoopi. You had me roped in until I read the hands thing.

parissucksliterally said...

50k a NIGHT? who the fuck does she think she is? But hell, if anyone has paid that, then go get it!

Pip said...

Ugh, Anna, not every woman sees love and marriage as the ultimate goal. Self worth had nothing to do with whether or not you have a man in your life. Also, the phrase is two cents, not ten cents.

Unknown said...

Thanks, Angela. It's been almost 2 hours since I saw some disgusting racism on the internet. I was starting to worry something was really wrong.

MISCH said...

Naomi is complicated I for one will never come close to understanding her.

Angela said...

@Iceberg
Hurray for the Internet crowds. Quick to judge and denounce. Slow to examine things.
Calling this joke "disgusting racism" is quite the exaggeration.

To start with, the kicker is that the guy unexpectedly turns out to be racially prejudiced and bigoted. He has sex with a supermodel and his biggest concern is that, just because Campbell is black, she would steal his wallet if given the opportunity. The joke is mostly on the guy.

Of course, there can be concern because the joke might perpetuate indirectly the stereotype that African-Americans are prone to steal.
But context is crucial for a joke. The conversation here, followed just by a few people, was about Naomi Cambell being potentially an escort. It was the perfect setting to introduce one single joke about Campbell spending the night with some guy.
I wouldn't write it, let's say, in a conversation about a random African-American prostitute who clumsily tried to con her john, especially if there are racist innuendos and jokes creeping in the actual conversation.

A joke about racial issues isn't the same thing as a racist joke. Sure, it can fuel some existing racial prejudice but it doesn't create the prejudice by itself.
I've heard and read some racist jokes, as there were plenty of them in compilation books published as late as the 60s or 70s. I don't find them funny and it disgusts me that many people at that time could still find them hilarious. Same thing with child abuse and a few other hot topics.

I understand your concern but you actually overreact. In some very different context, the joke could be read as racist. Labeling it "disgusting racism" won't make actual racism stop and shows some ignorance of what is actual disgusting racism compared to that joke.
Just read the reactions on anything involving Obama on Yahoo! News. And these reactions are supposed to be moderated.
As a Jewish guy, I'm curious about antisemitism and white supremacy theories, which means I've read some horrific stuff on the Internet about Jews, Asians or black people, including some stuff that's supposed to be "funny." Now, this is disgusting racism, but if you label any joke about racism actual "disgusting racism" you need a perspective on what racism and humor are.

tl;dr You can find the joke unfunny or in poor taste, I'd disagree but I would be fine with that. But calling it just "disgusting racism", as you apparently find some every two hours on the Internet, is a gross simplification that ultimately weakens your fight against racism.

Shinobi Jedi said...

I wish this was true. But women have different sized lady parts, though this is not pointed out as much as it is with men, but it definitely does not make them all feel the same.

Good for him for not tricking though. Men tricking and their mentality is the root of many if not most of the world's evils..

Shinobi Jedi said...

Amen..

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