Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Blind Item #8

"Oh, I had sex with her." Everyone turns to look. "Yeah. There was that time after the hard core sex movie that I turned away from guys and the two of us hooked up."

B-/C+ list mostly movie actress with B+ name recognition who has a very unusual name discussing her one night fling with this former A list mostly movie actress who deserves to be a C lister and can't find her way out of the closet.

34 comments:

Kristin Wigs said...

Chloe Sevigney and KStew?

Barton Fink said...

Chloe is televisual to the core, with a few film jobs. She started out tv-ish, hit her stride with tasteful HBO work, then tv'ed her way to fame in the 21st century. I can't imagine calling her mostly movie.

La Femme Italienne said...

Really? Chloe's breakout role was in Kids, that freak kid sex movie.

parissucksliterally said...

Kids was a GREAT movie. Very disturbing.

Aside from "Brown Bunny" and "Boys Don't Cry", she mainly does tv.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Barton Fink, you don't know what you're talking about:

Chloe Sevigny on IMDB

Kristin Wigs said...

I was thinking Brown Bunny, but okay. Uma and Nymphomaniac.

tulsa70s said...

Of course Chloe is mixed...she started with Kids, right? She was mostly movie before Big Love...

rajahcat said...

she is mostly movie......

sounds like a winner

Barton Fink said...

Okay, she's mostly movie. I just think of her tv after Kids. What hardcore sex movie is it? The one she fellated a scuzzbucket in?

jes7o said...

Chloe was an indie film dreamgirl up until Brown Bunny (the unsimulated blowjob movie). So definitely her....but who is the other one?

tulsa70s said...

Barton: Brown Bunny was the hardcore.

rajahcat said...

the rankings seem to fit KS???

Barton Fink said...

Jesus, between Chloe and Robert, I'm starting to suspect that Kristen dates people whose sour faces make her seem upbeat in comparison.

jes7o said...

In order for it to be KS (who really seems to be the most obvi choice) that "time after the hard core movie" must have been quite a long time, as BB came out in 2003...and KS would have been like, 12......

Pip said...

She wasn't in anything hardcore. Didn't she just give Vincent Gallo a BJ in that one movie? I guess it depends on when is watching it. Not hardcover in my book.

Pip said...

Hardcore*

Pip said...

Who is watching*
I'm done fixing my autocorrect

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Pip, giving a real onscrean blowjob and swallowing the load on camera may not meet your definition of hardcore, but you're the only person I've ever seen who would say that.

sandybrook said...

Pip hardcore sex is unsimulated sex aka porn which Chloe did with her b/f Vincent Gallo in Brown Bunny

Pip said...

It's not like he jizzed on her face. I don't know, you see shit like that on late night cinemax all the time. I wouldn't call it hardcore. Softcover, maybe.

rajahcat said...

he wasn't her b/f

Lou said...

KStew isn't "mostly" movie, she's all movie.

also..this quote is suspect: "Yeah. There was that time after the hard core sex movie that I turned away from guys and the two of us hooked up."

Would anyone refer to their film as "the hard core sex movie", instead of using its name? This is in quotation marks as if the actress actually said it. Hmmm.

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @Pip, hardcover!

Chloe did have a Blow Jo*s scene in Brown Bunny and got a lot of criticism. She's still a ladykiller, though. Bragging about hooking up with KStew doesn't sound like her. Ring the BS bell!

__-__=__ said...

Pip - autocorrect is evil! Just say no!!!!!!!!!!!

Lissa said...

What about Maggie Gyllenhall and the Secretary?

marlolovespaty said...

Chloe also did "American Psycho," with Christian Bale...which was also freaky in the sex department, and Jada Pinkett-Smith.

Unknown said...

Chloe and MRod

Meanie Rhysie said...

I want Blow Jo*s, damn it!

Count Jerkula said...

Gallo kook was her ex boyfriend, and she swallowed, like a good girl should. Totally unladylike to spit.

Learn to love and appreciate the gift of semen, as a good man appreciates the juices flowing from your honeypot.

Unknown said...

OK, this one is way out there, but what about Sook-Yin Lee (Shortbus) and Lindsay Lohan?

KamQ said...

Chloe is just a very sexual person--and seems open minded enough to fit this blind. She sort of oozes sexuality in an odd sort of way.

Anonymous said...

Noomi Rapace for first actress-movie "playingvwith Fire"2008 or2009
And stewart..i guess..but age diff?hmm
maybe mrod

Anonymous said...

KamQ: as illustrated in Portlandia!

Nothanksdarlin said...

She was in Gummo too

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