Friday, September 06, 2013

Holly Madison Rushing To Get Married Before Husband's Trial - Hmmmm

Radar has a great post today about Holly Madison and her rush to get married. If you remember, the couple were supposed to get married several months ago, but then the two kept fighting and fighting as Holly realized that her guy was blowing all his money on legal fees and was probably making sure he conserved the rest of his cash so made Holly keep showing up places in bikinis to make them a few bucks. Well, now the marriage is back on and everything is being rushed because her soon to be husband's trial is set for September 19th. He wants the couple to get married so Holly can't testify against him and I bet she knows lots. Now she will be sitting in the courtroom everyday as his wife and not out in the hall like a witness. Her soon to be husband faces 13 years in jail if convicted.

I guess we know how Holly managed to convince him to be Shrek for their wedding. If he wanted to get married, he was going to have to do it her way.

39 comments:

LottaColada said...

Which Princess bride will she be? I vote Cinderella.

Lindsay2367 said...

Spousal privilege doesn't apply to communications between two individuals before they are married, so she can't claim privilege for any conversations they had before they are legally married.

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh yeah, I'm totally sure that's it! Holly KNOWS too much! That's what I've always said about her: too knowledgeable. It probably wouldn't have anything to do with wanting to have the wedding done before the trial and possible incarceration.

Sasha said...

I cant see her sitting in the courtroom. No way.

skimpymist said...

She used to have the best most pampered life with hef but then she got greedy and turned into the biggest fame whore and thought guys with deep pockets were going to be lining up to have a chance with her but the best she was able to get was kris angel and it all went down hill after that. Crystal harris almost made the same mistake but went back as soon as she saw her future with dr phils son was going nowhere.

Unknown said...

Too lazy to google...what did he do? The Enties keep talking about him going to jail & his upcoming trial...

chopchop said...

Too Lazy to Google?

Unknown said...

Thanks for being a C*NT

Unknown said...

Ur such a bitch wtf I've seen other people ask that & kindly get a response. The fact that u took the time to post a clicky link to google...oooh lemme guess u just figured out how to do that & just couldn't wait to bust it out. Go complain about the Enties, the ads and add blockers & everything else but what the posts are about

Redd said...

well I for one, actually thought it was a nice gesture.............

M52799 said...

God chill out. The link takes you to google, then on to information about what he did. You asked the damn question and was provided a link to get an answer. I guess I'm a cunt and bitch to though.

Unknown said...

No it didn't...again ur just learned clicky link skills are showing...it brings up just google. I could do that, I was mistakenly under the impression that this was a gossip site & that's what we discussed HERE...

Unknown said...

I suppose if someone pissed in U and called it rain u would say thank u.. It was snarky & rude. There's something called manners...it's not like I'm the first person to ask that same question. They could have answered the question not posted a clicky link to google. That's just rude. Don't reply at all then, that would be the classy thing to do. U act like a cunt expect to be called out on it

Unknown said...

Oh God *on you before the menial details police call me out for an autocorrect

TalksTooMuch said...

@chopchop: bwahaha that's awesome

M52799 said...

Click on the link again. When you do, it takes you to google. Then it types for you "why is Holly Madison's fiancé going to jail" and then clicks search. Then it takes you to all kinds of articles that you can read to find out why he is in trouble. It's sad that you are this pissed off about something so trivial but a cunts gotta do what a cunts gotta do.

chopchop said...

Oooh yay! I got called a cunt for helping a lazy bitch out. You're new here, right? Calm the fuck down. It was supposed to be funny. You can call me names all you want but all I did was provide you with the answer to your question. You didn't even need to type anything LOL. A thank you would have been sufficient.

Little Broken Bird said...

Valerie, M52799 is right, the link works fine for me, you just have to wait a few seconds for the search to complete.

@chopchop you have to share how you do that!

NomNom83 said...

Well that escalated quickly...

chopchop said...

I'm glad everyone else got my little joke. I thought for a second I really was a cunt. Well, I am a cunt, but I didn't really deserve it this time.

It's a site called "Let Me Google That For You". It's brilliant. As you can see. ;)

M52799 said...

I don't think your a cunt. I thought it was really cute. And don't worry, I'm a cunt to and apparently I like it when someone pisses on me and calls it rain.

Little Broken Bird said...

Ha ha. She's all over this site today. Maybe her boss told her he's not leaving his wife for her. She's pissed at someone!

Caraface said...

"Let Me Google That For You" is one of my very favorite websites. It's slightly snarky, but completely helpful to the person who asked who/what/where/etc. If you can't be bothered to open a new tab in your browser and type "Why is Holly Madison's fiance on trial", then you should probably take the (very) gentle ribbing with good grace and thank someone for doing the legwork you didn't feel like doing.

Or you could be a complete cunt bitch asshole about it. That's always an option, too.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

I would be mega ticked if someone tried to piss in me. I'm not a toilet!

timebob said...

thank you @chopchop you wonderful cunt you!

And @Val if you are going to be a cunt by calling someone a cunt. Have the confidence to use the word and not an *

Just a friendly timebob reminder

mistang said...

Oh my! What were we talking about again? Thanks for the links, chopchop, but there's just too many to choose from. Can you also pick an article and summarize it for me, then put it into a document that will appear on my page? Oh and could you have the computer read it to me, too?
@Valerie - But, seriously no one should get so upset for a little playful teasing. I'm sure chopchop was not trying to insult you in such a manner that you feel the need to react with such anger. Sometimes people give each other shit. Don't take it personal. Just laugh and move on.

auntliddy said...

Oopsy- hilarious!!!!!! And I vote she cant use yhe word clicky for at least 24 hours.

OKay said...

@chopchop - bitchy, but funny!

0_0 said...

Well, I tried it just to see what VT was bitching about- and I had to tell NoScript to temporarily allow it. So she might've had that happen- although if you use NoScript, etc. (and if you aren't, why not?) you should suspect that might be happening.

Goodnight said...

Wow. LMAO. Didn't expect a thread about Holly Madison to be entertaining but I'm pleasantly surprised.

Alexa Rose said...

I bet Holly will dress up as Cinderella for the wedding too. I wonder if they will have a pre-nup.

Alabama said...

I thought it was pretty awesome! So I thank you for the entertainment. :)

Sherry said...

Honestly I thought it was just a joke with the Google thing. But not everyone gets the joke. All in the timing.

Jacq said...

Aurora

Topper Madison said...

@chopchop That was the coolest thing I've seen today! Thank you.

ethorne said...

LOL @chopchop, you lovely cunt! :)

TheTruthIsOutThere said...

You're not a cunt. A little humor is always fun. I guess I'd be called a supreme cunt because this is what I would have posted.
Please let me offer my assistance....

Raquel89108 said...

@chopchop awesome link! It literally types in the question for you super cool. @val sorry gal you totally overreacted.

Raquel89108 said...

@chopchop awesome link! It literally types in the question for you super cool. @val sorry gal you totally overreacted.

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