Thursday, September 12, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Is Willing To Do Way More For $500K In 15 Minutes Than Kristen Stewart

The big news the past few days was that Kristen Stewart was paid $500K for a 15 minute visit with a Middle Eastern prince. Yeah, I', sure all he wanted was to talk about Twilight and what inspired Kristen when she was playing the part of Bella. If the guy had spent more wisely he could have had Lindsay Lohan for way less than $500K and would have done way more than Kristen Stewart and for sure would have put on a wig and let the guy call her Bella while she called him Edward.

Lindsay was seen out yesterday with Mohammed Al Turki who last I heard had a plane full of women and Zac Efron at their feet like a panting lap dog. Lindsay and Mohammed have a history together. When she needs money she does her best impression to show him that she really does care and the other rich guys are not who she wants and then Mohammed gives in because Lindsay is really good at what she does and they hang out for a few days until everyone is happy and Lindsay goes back to the rich guy who deals drugs.

When Kim Kardashian met with her Middle Eastern money guy she had to be with the guy a whole lot longer than 15 minutes. Everyone does so I'm shocked that Kristen Stewart was in and out so fast. Talk about a drive by.

26 comments:

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Nice, the way you skip right over the fact that it was for Hurricane Sandy relief.

Henriette said...

I feel sorry that the guy talked to KStew for 15 minutes.

ethorne said...

Lohag looks like the Fly in that pic.

angie said...

What the heck is with you today? As Jonathan noted, Kristin collected that $500k from him for Hurricane Sandy relief efforts.

Kelly said...

I can't imagine the stuff they have to do. Ick.

Pip said...

I don't buy KStew being a prostitute. A half a mil for 15 minutes is an awesome deal.

Kelly said...

Ah. Just saw about hurricane.

Megley said...

How much money have you raised, whichever Enty wrote this? For anything? I don't understand the KStew hate, but ripping her for raising money for HSandy relief is low, even for a guy who lives in a basement.
Your parents must be so proud.

hazeleyes said...

you do know that the money Kristen raised was for Hurricane Sandy victims,don't you???How much money did you raise for them??

sanwij said...

you're always so hard on celebs for not giving to charity and the time kstew does you don't even mention it and accuse her of being some sort of prostitute? you are an angry, angry person. maybe you should start meditating.

sanwij said...

you're always so hard on celebs for not giving to charity and the time kstew does you don't even mention it and accuse her of being some sort of prostitute? you are an angry, angry person. maybe you should start meditating.

Harry Knuckles said...

I don't know why, but I'm pretty sure that the Enties actually try to piss off the readers and commenters. Strange.

Notorious W.i.g. said...

Harry, because pissing people off gives Jax a tingle in her panties!!

Kelly Bassin said...
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Kelly Bassin said...

I'm disgusted with this story along with all of the previous commentors and feel about to ready to flounce off right outta this bitch!!

Erin B said...

Kristen was surrounded by body guards during it, & it was for charity as others noted. It wasn't for prostitution. Don't make it seem that way by omitting the details.

Topper Madison said...

I just find it strange that the news article was about Kristen Stewart, yet Enty psychotically turned it into a story about Lindsay.

Still really not getting the unprovoked Lindsay hate here.

Brenda L said...

Uh oh, watch out Enty, people are gonna start being on KStew's side and you can't have that now can you?

Katie said...

The enties do it bc it drives traffic, page clicks, and comments.
We all love to point out every idiotic inaccuracy but they don't care at all. They keep going bc it drives us nuts.

Anonymous said...

Wow,just wow. He obviously didnt get the memo about it being for charity. Why the enty hate people? Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. Jeezus, rude.

ethorne said...

Anna, Enty read this somewhere. And I'm sure wherever she read it (who knows where because she never links) it said that it was for charity. That piece of info was deliberately left out to create an inflammatory post.

Publicus said...

Who cares? Sand niggers contracting penis herpes and HIV is a good thing.

Tyler said...

@Anna, Enty twists things all the time to falsify gossip, and anyone who tries painting a charitable act as an act of prostitution is a scum bag. He gets our page clicks for free but respect still has to be earned.

discoflux said...

How does the kool-aid taste, Anna?

Harry Knuckles said...

Anna, sweetheart, are you really this dense?

Jacq said...

Right? Nasty.

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