Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Random Photos Part Four - US Open

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel.

Sean Connery behind Alec Baldwin behind Leonardo DiCaprio behind King and Queen of Spain but no princess.
Amanda Seyfried gets drunk with Justin Long.
Alexander Skarsgard behind Jessica Alba behind Amanda Seyfried.
David Beckham meeting a fan and
spending some time with Kevin Spacey.
Goldie Hawn.
Anna Wintour behind Martha Stewart and she doesn't seem happy about it.
Kaley Cuoco and her boyfriend.
Jim Parsons and his future husband.

34 comments:

Staple611 said...

So where is everyone?

Seven of Eleven said...

@Staples, US Open tennis.

Who is the guy next to Amanda S in the ASkars picture? He looks familiar.

Anna Wintour is still mad that Becks took Harper away before she could steal the child's soul.

Sheldon!

VIPblonde said...

...and in front of both Anna Wintour and Martha Stewart, Andy Cohen!! :) You can see part of his head at the bottom right of Enty's pic. Go Andy!!

Kels said...

I am not understanding why Tennis is so fuckin popular now. These people just follow trends, its really pathetic.

Anonymous said...

MAN....Those are some VIP boxes!

timebob said...

is it me or does it look like ASkars is eye stalking Amanda.

@seven that is her new boyfriend actor Justin Long.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

Sean Connery and alec baldwin, two known beaters. A satyr as Leonardo dC.
Queen Sofía and health minister Ana Mato (the orange faced woman by her side) should be worried about their companies.

I can't imagine the size of the boner of kevin spacey being with Beckham. I guess he repeated his most famous shower scene in American Beauty when he got home.

Tennis is fucking boring, almost as much as cycling, formula one (and everything involving cars and motorbikes) or hockey. At least curling is ludicrously enough to have a sneak peek at it.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Jellied Moose Nose

The ‘jelly’ part makes it sound sweet, like a clear jelly you spread on a nice thick slice of toasted sourdough. But jellied is how the moose nose is prepared, not jelly as in bread spread. This is, after all the cooking is done, a traditional and time-honored Alaskan dish of real sliced moose snout. White meat or dark?

The list could go on AND even more interestingly be drawn from the perspective of someone well outside the American diet. A non-American list of most disgusting “delicacies” would probably begin with the All-American hotdog and a bag of pork rinds: “A ghastly, but clever disguising of cast off animal parts that do nothing for your health or virility.”

Seven of Eleven said...

@timebob - I meant on the other side, the scruffy guy. Justin Long was so funny in Dodgeball. Am I bleeding? AH! Nose and lips!

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Caterpilla Fungus

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Image from Weirdmeat.com

Caterpilla Fungus is a species of parasitic fungus that grows on insect larvae. The fungus invades the body of the Thitarodes caterpillars, eventually killing and mummifying it. The dark brown to black fruiting body (or mushroom) emerges from the ground in spring or early summer, always growing out of the forehead of the caterpillar. The fungus is commonly used as a Chinese or Tibetan medicine where it is used as an aphrodisiac and as a treatment for a variety of ailments, from fatigue to cancer. It is also served in soup (as you can see in the image above).

Alexa Rose said...

Kaley is so cute.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Hasma

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ethorne said...

Didn't ASkar's peen & Amanda have a thing going on?

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Hell, look at this site. We just had an article that was read by 305,396 unique users in a few days ... but fewer than 100 of them joined the conversation down in the comments. That's .002%, folks. It's not that the Cracked comments are mostly retarded or nasty; it's that for a normal person, the memory of getting called a fucktard in public even one time is striking enough to make them avoid the comments forever, even if it was accompanied by 10 non-fucktard comments. It's human nature to remember the fucktard.

It's the same in gaming. There are reports that most people who give up online gaming aren't frustrated by the games themselves or technical issues. It's the sheer number of fuckwads they have to play with. Even on the most popular online multiplayer game, World of Warcraft, 70% of new players stay in modes where they don't have to interact with anybody else.

So there is a clear barrier to entry for the vast majority who haven't joined the Web 2.0 party, and that barrier is a moat full of dipshits. How can we bridge it? I see five ways:

ForSure said...

Yeah Ryan Sweeting, that is the only way you are going to ever come within sniffing distance of the final day of a slam, to be someone's date. Or maybe if you switch from playing to umpiring/line calling.

Jessie said...

I'm pretty sure Baz Luhrman is in same row as Seyfried, right?

Unknown said...

I thought Amanda dumped or was dumping Long because he was boring in bed.

SophiaB said...

AnnaW looks like the corpse in weekend at uncle bernie's. Kreepy.

msgirl said...

Hey I've been following tennis since Martina. Jimmy and John! I'm so happy Rafa won, we need a pic of him, not the celebs!

I like Justin and Amanda, maybe that blind is BS. I can't see Drew without good sex. He seems decent and Amanda has had rotten men.

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VeeBee said...

Leo is Jack Nicholson 2.0

No Agenda Groupie said...

Spacey looks like he's shopped into that pic. Man, what a big head!

NaughtyNurse said...

Kevin Spacey looks like a giddy schoolgirl sitting there with my boyfriend! Now Anna Wintour, on the other hand, looks like a lizard about to shoot its tongue out at the prey in front of her.

Laninna said...

@Seven of Eleven, Looks like Peter Sarsgaard to me. A bit gray but certainly possible and they were in the Lovelace movie together. Strange to have Alex Skarsgard nearby (I get those names mixed up).

Anonymous said...

Golden goblets...

Pip said...

I bet most of those people don't give a shit about tennis. They are just there to be seen. Assholes. Dicaprio is sporting moods

Pip said...

Moobs, not moods

auntliddy said...

Kels- they are there to be seen, thats all and its soooo obvious.

Anonymous said...

I like Kaley's guy for her, she looks happy, and he looks introverted and pleasant. Not crazy or rapey eyes. Man, Wintour looks PISSED. The guy next to her looks like he's out of a bad eighties class war movie.

Nothanksdarlin said...

I think Kaley one this round. That man looks delish, get it sista girl

Nothanksdarlin said...

Damn it auto correct, I mean won this round

Anonymous said...

Good spot! It does look like Baz w the white hair down the front.

PugsterMom said...

Is that Kaley's real bf or another fake one?

Biggestbluepoodle said...

When I suffer an Anna Wintour sighting, I am shocked and immediately terrified. I am certain this is due to my growing up in the 70s and hearing and seeing the sleestaks on TV during Land of the Lost. I'm not sure how to post a link or I would do it. I think you will agree that Wikia's description of a sleestak certainly fits this particular pic of Wintour at the Open and any other pic of her for that matter:
" Sleestak is a reptilian bipedal humanoid. They have a thin but wide-set mouth and large, round black eyes that are averse to light."

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