Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Random Photos Part Six

You know I wouldn't ever dream of putting a Kim Kardashian photo at the top unless it was spectacular. I think I have found such a photo. The great thing is she posed for it and presumably approved it.

And a bonus.
Hilaria Baldwin makes sure she has these daily photo ops. Notice the heels and the makeup for the photos.
Yeah, Beyonce has a tough life. probably pondering whether to have Veuve or Moet on the flight.
Hello Bar Refaeli. Thanks for visiting LA. Should you need directions to the basement or run out of donuts while in town, please give me a call.
Damian Lewis and Claire Danes at the Homeland premiere.
This is Courtney Stodden.
This is Courtney Stodden on a pole at 11.
Alice Eve and her dog.

49 comments:

Amartel said...

Really? You think the daily photo ops just before fatso rolls out his new tv show are Hilaria's idea?

DewieTheBear said...

Every time I see Kimmy's photos from the Fashion Book, I just can't contain myself. Nicely done, Kunty Karl!

Amartel said...

That time Karl told Kim Kardashian that the photos would be "artistic." Poor Kim, she keeps falling for that one.

NomNom83 said...

Lagerfeld just pulled off one of the most epic trolls of all time.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Question: What Is an Internet 'Troll'? How Should I Deal With Trolls?
Answer: An internet 'troll' is an abusive or obnoxious user who uses shock value to promote arguments and disharmony in online communities. Named after the wicked troll creatures of children's tales, an internet troll is someone who stirs up drama and abuses their online anonymity by purposely sowing hatred, bigotry, racism, mysogyny, or just simple bickering between others. Trolls like a big audience, so they frequent blog sites, news sites, discussion forums, and game chat. Trolls thrive in any environment where they are allowed to make public comments.

At the lighter end of the troll spectrum, trolls can be personal friends who like to goad and joke with their buddies online. In this case, 'trolling' will mean 'stop hassling me, or I won't invite you to my birthday party'.

At the harsher end of the troll spectrum, trolls are cruel and malicious users who want to set an online community on fire with hate and discord.

Gertie Raus said...

The only thing that I like about the Baldwins are their dogs (esp. the Bichon Frise).

Peter said...

Ha queen B would never drink moet..

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

CASU MARZU

This cheese is so disgusting it is illegal – but that doesn’t stop the blackmarket from selling tons of the stuff to locals. Casu Marzu is a traditional Sardinian sheep milk cheese, notable for being riddled with live insect larvae. Derived from Pecorino, Casu marzu goes beyond typical fermentation to a stage most would consider decomposition, brought about by the digestive action of the larvae of the cheese fly Piophila casei. These larvae are deliberately introduced to the cheese, promoting an advanced level of fermentation and breaking down of the cheese’s fats. The texture of the cheese becomes very soft, with some liquid seeping out. Casu marzu is considered toxic when the maggots in the cheese have died. Because of this, only cheese in which the maggots are still alive is eaten. Because the larvae in the cheese can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimeters (6 in) when disturbed, diners hold their hands above the sandwich to prevent the maggots from leaping into their eyes. If a diner is not careful to chew the maggots until they are dead, dire consequences can arise: the larvae (which are resistant to stomach acids) have powerful mouthhooks which can lacerate stomach linings or intestinal walls as the maggots attempt to bore through internal organs.

Harry Knuckles said...

KPig and PMK now how the game is played. Unflattering pictures are every bit as postworthy to Celeb bloggers as any "good" glamour shots or selfies. In the case of this asshole, probably even more so. As long as the pictures get posted, they win.

OKay said...

Even at age 11, Courtney's smile did not reach her eyes. I honestly feel sorry for that girl.

Harry Knuckles said...

I left the "k" off of know. Sue me.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Where Do You Find Internet Trolls?

Ans: internet trolls are sadly common. They can be found wherever online users interact with each other. Trolls will abuse others in news blogs, political discussion forums, hobbyist communities online, Facebook pages, torrent search engine conversations, and in online game chat. Trolls have become very common in news sites. Many online news sources now avoid using open comment features because so many internet trolls will use this venue to post abusive comments as responses to news articles.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

Kimberly's first pic seems after an A2M.

Casu Marzu cheese is tasteful, if you forget the ingredients and the way it's made. Just like a Big Mac.

babo said...

I tasted casu marzu, it s actually delicious, very creamy and light. It s a bit the same process as honey, so no need to get your panties in a knot, these Kim s pictures make me like Karl a little, little bit actually.

And Hilaria is ready to (very openly) breastfeed in public in 3, 2, 1 ...

__-__=__ said...

I really feel bad for Courtney too. It's like she was sold into slavery. She will never have enough money for the therapy she needs.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Bird Spit

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The nests in question here are produced by a variety of Swifts, specifically Cave Swifts who produce the nest by spitting a chemical compound that hardens in the air. The nests are considered a delicacy in China and are one of the most expensive animal products consumed by humans. It is generally served as a soup but can also be used as a sweet. When combined with water, the hard nests take on a gelatinous texture. This is one that I have eaten myself, on a trip to Hong Kong and I included it on the list of Top 10 Luxury Foods. My experience of the nest was that it tasted slightly musty and had the texture of snot. It is probably the only pudding in my life that I could not finish!

fuzzygalored said...

she takes herself so serious as a fashion icon she can't see that the fashion world doesn't want her. how could she not see that she's being punked?

ethorne said...

Kim looks like she's wearing the wax lips I got from the corner candy store when I was 5.

Pink's a good look for that rude pig Alec.

Hiiiillllllarrrrriiaaaaaaaa!!!!

Sasha said...

Since Karl said a snide remark about Pippa, you know he had a field day with Kim.

Alexa Rose said...

I don't know who I like less, Kim or the Baldwins.

Poor Courtney Stodden, she never had a chance. Her mom probably idolizes Kris Kardashian.

Count Jerkula said...

Bar

Eve

Canes

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Female internet trolls, are far more scary then their male counterparts. Female trolls seem to better able to delude themselves into believing that their behavior is not only accepted online but that the traits that they find so well received (they are not) will transfer well to real life. usually ends badly.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

The object of this page is to bring together a definitive document to cover the utter sadness of the Internet troll. Usually, a troll is nothing more than a passing nuisance, but, as this page will show, they can be a worry (stalkers). However, it is almost invariably an inadequate individual who can be safely ignored.

This page will define the activity, and help with early recognition; once acknowledged, trolls can take up residence, and, like athlete's foot, can be difficult to shift. And when you've finished here, I recommend this fairly comprehensive guide to managing sad thirteen year olds loose on Mom's computer.
What Is A Troll?

The term derives from "trolling", a style of fishing which involves trailing bait through a likely spot hoping for a bite. The troll posts a message, often in response to an honest question, that is intended to upset, disrupt or simply insult the group.

Usually, it will fail, as the troll rarely bothers to match the tone or style of the group, and usually its ignorance shows.
Why do trolls do it?

I believe that most trolls are sad people, living their lonely lives vicariously through those they see as strong and successful.

Disrupting a stable newsgroup gives the illusion of power, just as for a few, stalking a strong person allows them to think they are strong, too.

For trolls, any response is 'recognition'; they are unable to distinguish between irritation and admiration; their ego grows directly in proportion to the response, regardless of the form or content of that response.

Trolls, rather surprisingly, dispute this, claiming that it's a game or joke; this merely confirms the diagnosis; how sad do you have to be to find such mind-numbingly trivial timewasting to be funny?

Remember that trolls are cowards; they'll usually post just enough to get an argument going, then sit back and count the responses (Yes, that's what they do!).

parissucksliterally said...

Kim's pics are so fucking hilarious. She honestly was one of the most hideous pregnant women I have ever seen. Why she'd want to do an "artsy" shoot to remember it, is beyond me.

Then again, I wouldn't film myself having sex, or let anyone pee on me.....

Not A Ninny said...

And when Alec's MSNBC show turns out to be a success I will just laugh and laugh and laugh at how insanely pissed-off that will make all his desperate haters.

If he married a fame whore, eh, he knew what he was getting into.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Where are you likely to find trolls?

Wherever they are tolerated - this means forums and networking sites that have loose or lazy moderation, and places like Usenet (newsgroups) where there may be no moderation at all.

Where trolls are successful is a slightly different issue - some forums allow members to set an 'ignore' function, so they just do not see troll posts, after the first one, and some specialist forums are tightly focussed so that troll posts stick out a mile and are ignored - it's larger, more general forums that have issues, as it only takes a couple of members to be drawn in for the whole forum to suffer. They also thrive on 'opinion' sites, such as politics and religion, where feelings often run high anyway. But, again, only if moderation is weak.

Usenet has a special problem, as moderation is impossible; for trolls to be controlled, requires committed members using their killfiles effectively, and avoiding accidental cross-posting - which is all too easy with many newsreading software setups.

Some career trolls have set up their forums to exchange notes. These rarely thrive, as most trolls are not team players, and they simply fight among themselves. in other cases, they become centers for cyberbullying (see stalking); while that's a sad development, it makes it easier to have the sites closed.

SophiaB said...

Illuminati mk ultra mind control imagery.

msgirl said...

Didn't we think a blind was Claire and Damien hating each other?

Cory said...

Is Kim so stupid that she doesn't realize her whole empire is crashing? While I never liked her style she put herself out there as a fashion expert and at least wore flattering clothes before Kanye started to dress her. Now it seems as if she's asleep and letting everyone else (including Kunty Karl) make her decisions for her. PMK is losing her money-maker and they both think he's doing it for her good.

Count Jerkula said...

I am very glad I googled that Eve chick

NSFW-TITS

Rome said...

Alice looked spectacular on Ferguson last night. Not so much in that airport shot, although really, does anyone ever look good trudging past the brownshirts?

Unknown said...

Wow, that Beyonce picture screams "attention whore" almost as much as a CDAN commenter.

Sherry said...

I don't know Count..Kinda droopy but hey guys like breasts and she is lovely.

Am I the only one who thinks it would be funny if they turned on the turbines and the Beyonce got sucked in?

Thanks for the education..Oops! I fed the troll.

Count Jerkula said...

I don't think "droopy" when I see em Sherry, I just think "natural".

Here is a NSFW pic of them while she is standing, for a different perspective.

according to this site she is a C cup. http://www.bodymeasurements.org/alice-eve/

auntliddy said...

I know its kim and everyone loves to bash her, but i generally hate all these pretentious so called arty ass pictures. They make fools of subject and viewer cos if you dont "get" it, you're unhip. Go to hell.

ureallyannoyme said...

Hey, B. Profane. After your last blow-up at least one regular predicated that you would be back and you would pretend that nothing had happened per your SOP.

I don't remember who that was, but s/he got it right!

So, tell me: What is my real name and what is my social security number? I'll go ahead and give you one answer: my favorite porn site is literotica.com.

Pip said...

@ur, I think we all knew he'd be back. I guess he had a blowup prior to the burrito whore one, and ended up coming back.

KSam said...

Ha! I had the same thought about Bey...glad to know I'm not the only one with a warped mind!

Anonymous said...

mkayyyy Marcie, whatever you say dear....

lutefisk said...

Courtney has a figure hat is older than an 11 year old's figure. At that age a girl doesn't have a small waist and hips. Either she went through early puberty or is older than she claims.

lutefisk said...

that, not hat.

Anonymous said...

Crazy Days and Nights indeed! Meant no harm to you Rach Around, just trying to suss out the troll root. I stand corrected.

Sophia said...

My boobs r better. And Kim is posting fat photos so her skinny new ones will look amazing. Kanye wants her to be editorial...

Count Jerkula said...

@ Sophia: pics or it didn't happen. You don't have to post em here, my email box is open.

Anonymous said...

No one said it, and I'm nearly bursting so I will.....(don't read if easily offended)..,,
It looks like Kim K just got her red wings.....

Anonymous said...

Anna: ?? I'm confused as to who is who. Whatever you said, I've forgotten with a good nught's sleep and lunch on the wharf!

Leo said...

People that buy "designer dogs" suck

Leo said...

Thought the same thing

mizzavrid said...

Alec and Hilaria bug the shit outta me.

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