Friday, October 25, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

April 9, 2010

#3 & 4 & 5 - This former B+/A- list movie actress who now focuses on another entertainment career once cheated on her A list movie star former boyfriend with another A list (at that time) movie actor. Although she says it isn't cheating if the guy can't get it up.

Juliette Lewis/Brad Pitt/Woody Harrelson

24 comments:

LottaColada said...

Well, he needs to change the name Woody then.

The Dude said...

I couldn't get it up for Juliette Lewis either, she's not a particularly attractive person.

FSP said...

Dammit Lotta! Beat me to it.

VIPblonde said...

Woody from the back

Sugar said...

His name is now Softie Harrelson.
I'm sure y'all can think of a better name though.

ladybaus said...

I always thought Juliet Lewis had mild cerebral palsy like Blair's cousin Julie on The Facts of Life...

sandybrook said...

She wasn't attractive back then when she was wasted on drugs but she has a certain appeal now.

VIPblonde said...

A Woody in hand is worth two in the bush

Karen said...

@Sugar, Limpy Harrelson? Shrively Harrelson?

Sugar said...

For you, Derek

Sugar said...

Karen, now you're on the trolley!
I'm off today, can't think of a clever impotence pun. Hanging my head in shame.

ladybaus said...

Haha thanks Sugar! Cousin Geri rocks--much better than Juliet!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

But this would have happened in 1993. Was Brad A list in 1993? I can't remember. I was 11 years old.

mistang said...

For some reason, I read it as Brad being the one who couldn't get it up, so it wasn't cheating if she had to get it somewhere else. I was ready to say Woody has the perfect name. Haha! Oops!

Pip said...

Jason, I would say around '94 Pitt had close to A list status. He was in some well known movies prior to that, but I think Interview with the Vampire helped him a lot. By '95, Se7en came out, and he was a household name. At least in my household.

lazyday603 said...

Rubbery Harrelson sure does have a lot of costars gossiping about his lack of ability. Didn't we have a similar blind about Emma Stone trying & failing on the Zombieland set?

ladybaus said...

they do so too much puff puff can cause impotency---so Juliet ditch the stoners and find yourself a real man like Lance Armstrong or Charlie Sheen

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

I love Juliette Lewis

Unknown said...

Wait, wasn't there a blind about Brad and Juliette's relationship being a fraud? Did he say something like he was dating Juliette Lewis so he wouldn't have to sleep with someone and she was the only Scientologist he could think of?

auntliddy said...

i read it as Brad was the softy. What ever, it should be private.

mesewprettyoneday said...

@Sugar, Balsa-Woody Harrelson

The Real Dragon said...

@Lotta BOOM!

Sherry said...

LOL Karen. You win!

TalksTooMuch said...

Wow, VIP, you have all the goods!

Um, any luck on that Andy Garcia thing?

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