Blind Items Revealed
April 14, 2008
No means no. Unless of course you are a washed up former has been (film A lister/tweener) who thinks every woman still has the hots for him like they did 20 years ago. Apparently back in the 80's our actor - and I use that term very loosely - had one method of hitting on chicks. Apparently he would just walk up to them and grope them. Must have been successful or all the drugs he took imprinted it on his brain because at a recent event, he tried the grope then say hello move at least four times. Although he got yelled at, and almost got his ass kicked, he kept with it. You know what really sucks? It worked for the little wad. Yep, on the fourth or fifth time some star struck caterer at the party loved it and began groping him back. She gave up all pretense of working and just left the event, but only after Mr. Hot Shot showed her off by groping her in front of everyone while he made conversation with his "peers." In at least one of the conversations - with her there - he said that his moves always work and that any night you don't have to pay for it is a great night.
Corey Feldman
21 comments:
ewwww!! And he even looks like Hugh Hefner now too
Um, gross.
It's better than doing the Truffle Shuffle.
I prefer my men to have ya know a top lip
I'm surprised someone hasn't laid him the fuck out! Gross and even worse is the last comment. *shudder*
Sounds like he's a klass act
"any night you don't have to pay for it is a great night."
I have to agree with this sentiment, and this sentiment only.
Sadly a lot of people who have been sexually abused will in turn abuse others later in life. It's still wrong but it might explain a few things.
How many Corey Feldmans does it take to lube a car?
1 if you hit him right. Coke sweaty douchebag.
I got groped by a stranger once, standing at a bar. I turned and stitched him a loaf and he hit the deck. I don't play that game.
It would have been so much worse if it was Feldman. He's what nightmares are made of.
Wow I can't imagine having the hots for Corey Feldman when he was a tweener.
I gotta find out what parties he attends. Try that shit in my neck of the woods... if the other guys didn't stomp you and throw your ass out into the gutter, the womenfolk would.
Actually, this just proves that the barest modicum of fame bestows upon you a virtual indefinite Get Out of Jail free card in this country. I gots to get busy creating some fame.
It was Corey Haim all the way for me
I also only rode the Haim bus, Orvilla. Chopchop, I'm going to be watching Goonies tonight, and it's your fault
@talkstoomuch SLICK SHOES!!
Sadly TTM, towards the end of his life, he was supposedly doing his female fans in a van for a couple of hundred $$$, so if you were in the right place, you could've ridden the Haim in a bus...
Count, that was funny. Thanks for the laugh....
Corey Haim was my first celeb crush - I was 13. I can't believe he was prostituting himself to his female fans at the end of his life, that's sad. Now Feldman, no way. He's so skeezy...
Charlie Sheen 2.0! Yuuck!
I've got a truffle shuffle tshirt chop! Love it!
Its just U : awesome!
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