Monday, November 04, 2013

Your Turn

Trends that you are over like the whole mustache on cars thing or pumpkin spice lattes.

128 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Blind item "almost reveals"

Karen said...

I'm so over class rings.

LL said...

pumpkin spice lattes are disgusting! they are nothing more than canned pumpkin thinned out and added to coffee. GROSS!
(I feel better now, I needed to get that off my chest.)

LL said...

and also, what VIP said.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Almost reveals.

Class rings.

I would also like to say pumpkin lattes make me gag. Barf!!!

Harry Knuckles said...

I would like to see the mullet make a comeback but I'm done with the whole sex with animals thing.

ladybaus said...

when people like Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry dress 90s style and look like they are wearing costumes

PowerhouseMe said...

Over the shitty Enty grammar, but I still stick around.

Threat Level Midnight said...

This might sound shitty, but I'm tired of the "30 Days of Thankfulness" on Facebook. It's great that people are thinking about what makes them thankful, but I have zero fucks to give about what makes other people thankful everyday for 30 days. Get a journal and record it for the only person who cares--yourself.

Beetlejuice said...

I'm over the fact that Enty rags on the E! network for airing the Kardashian show but then does a show for the same network.

SaintsFan said...

I'm over the fact that people are still sagging their pants showing their underwear and it's almost 2014! Come on!!
And what cool, cool, cool said even though I haven't seen any of that yet. But I agree with writing it in a journal 100%. I wouldn't want to read that either.

Meanie Rhysie said...

@cool cool cool...oh yes, the thankful posts! *grits teeth*

Meanie Rhysie said...

As a pale chick, I'm so over the excessive tanning. It's so cheap looking.

Kristin Wigs said...

Wait. Who's putting mustaches on cars? This is a thing? Does nobody care that --? No one is concerned that --? No? We're moving on then? Ok.

Alist said...

I'm so over obviously fake eyelashes.

FourthTurning said...

People posting more than one childhood picture of themselves on FB. One or two is great, but when they start showing up every day, it gets annoying. How many times does someone need to hear that he or she was a cute kid.

I also hate FB sanctimony about politics and food. 1. I have my own mom to lecture me about my diet and 2. a snotty post reeking of moral superiority is not going to alter my political beliefs.

Beetlejuice said...

I'm thankful that I've yet to see that on facebook

Kelly said...

I'm over fancy pants coffees. Cold and or hot.

Alist said...

FB in general it's for old people

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

I tried pumpkin spice kisses once and decided never again after what they did to my digestion (tmi).

FourthTurning said...

Alist - that sounds right...I definitely qualify.

SyDy said...

Tenuous connections. Could mean that both people are carbon-based life forms, or something else equally uninformative.

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DontRainOnMyPrada said...

That's right. Twitter, Instagram and Vine are the hot things now for young people.
-old person trying to sound hip to the trends

Susan said...

Hashtags.

Uggs.

Kale.

Selfies.


JoElla said...

@cool cool cool I totally agree!

I think it is great that people are thankful, but IMO a person should be thankful each and every day! But I don't need to read about it ya know!

Kinda cheapens it.

I am so over the textured nail polishes. I don't like it, and don't get it.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I'm over people calling Breaking Bad the greatest series EVER. It might be to you of course, but I barely made it through the second season. The show puts me to sleep. Guess I was too spoiled on Sopranos and Six Feet Under.

Kathy K said...

Those white stick figure families on the back windows of mini vans.

Pip said...

People who gripe multiple times on FB over an issue they won't share with anyone else who asks. It's like they're screaming for attention, and when it's given, they leave a response that answers nothing.

People on facebook who give a detailed account on what they plan on doing that day. If you want to get up at 6,take a shower, go to work, workout and tan, that's fine. We do t need to see it every damn day.

Finally, people who put their relationship woes on facebook. So it was complicated last week with old dude, but now you're with a new dude, who is the love of your life? Some things don't need to be shared on facebook.

Count Jerkula said...

bangs on chicks.

Hipsters

beer with lime in it. If the beer tastes so shitty you gotta buy something to flavor it with, then buy beer that doesn't suck.

Any TV show that hocks t-shirts at Walmart

Thursday night football games, after the season opener.

Capri pants/clam diggers

MANsogyny on this site

Whining on this site

porn chicks tweeting about pussy and the pic is their stupid cat

rosebud porn

Cougar/Granny porn

black guys complaining about chicks who won't do IR porn

pink uniforms for that Kommen charity

multi running back offenses

the pussification of the NFL

24 hr news networks

the Republican party being taken over by bible thumpers and kooks

reality shows



Count Jerkula said...

@ Susan: NOOOOO NOT SELFIES! Those are the best thing about cell phones.

Pip said...

Duck face selfish are the devil!

Dena said...

Ombré hair coloring.

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Pip said...

Selfies

I should add that I'm over autocorrect correcting words that I meant to write, like selfies.

M-shi said...

I'm over a few trends:

-long, spiral curled hair
-super tall stilettos
-juice fasting
-quinoa
-twerking

VIPblonde said...

@Jason Everybody knows that Fantasy Island is the greatest series EVER. Either that or Twin Peaks :)

Susan said...

There is so much that I hate about FB. This one is really on my mind because I went out this weekend, which is rare being a baby momma and all, and my entire crew was most concerned with what they were posting on FB rather than just enjoying the night out.

Consequently, the trend of 30-somethings/40-somethings posting their drunk asses on FB is SO pathetic.

On a positive note, I hope more restaurants encourage patrons to ditch the cellies at the door.

Susan said...

Quinoa and juicing - A-FUCKING-MEN!!!!

BrittH said...

Agreed!

Susan said...

CJ - Your list is hysterical.

I stand by my selfie stance.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I'm so fucking over gluten-free blah blah and ridiculous claims of gluten allergies. Just stop it.

Della said...

-flip flops
-fake nails
-rhinestones on everything- belts, purses, sandals, etc
-camo on everything
- duck dynasty
-high heels
-pink ribbon-HELLO, every kind of cancer is bad.
-uggs-don't your feet get too hot?

GatorGirl said...

Me too I don't give a shit what my friends are thankful for is that rude of me?

parissucksliterally said...

I am SO fucking over the terms "my bad" , "prolly" and "haters".


UGH. Fucking STUPID as hell.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Yes, V. Twin Peaks!! Top three best series ever. Fuck ABC for cancelling it.

GatorGirl said...

Hang on wait let me write that shit down I'm trying to be hip in my old age

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

PSL YES!! May I add "totes" and "amazeballs" to your list?

Beetlejuice said...

Can I ask why some of you hate high heels, stilettos, flip flops and/or Ugg boots?

GatorGirl said...

Don't shoot me just being honest...reposts of someone that no one knows holding a sign of how many days they've been cancer free or how many likes they need for cancer freeness or whatever..especially kids..it's just depressing.sorry

Kelly said...

@Little Miss
Totally agree about the gluten thing! They say that only about 1% of the population even really has Celiac! People are so dumb.

S.joy said...

People saying "swag" and "turn up." So freakin annoying! Also, hastags like was mentioned above and eyelashes on cars.

Sugar said...

And don't even think about trying to show me your vacation pics cause it ain't happening.

ConfirmationStation said...

Hater!

Susan said...

Ombre anything.

On a fashion note:

Peter pan collars. Unless you're under six months old. Hate!

Flip flops - unless at the beach.

Pink on the ass.

Hoodies

Half shirts. Why is this shit making a comeback?!?!?!?!

Leather pants. Unless you're a rock star.

Also hate the camo and colorblocking, and cutouts, and I'm over all of the bedazzling. But sequins, lace and animal prints will forever own my heart. (I'm from Jersey, what do you want from me?!?!)

In general, I hate that this generation of teens do not get dressed. I am all for school dress codes. Sweats, hoodies, leggings: You do not gain respect in these types of garments.

Beetlejuice said...

YOU DON'T LIKE HOODIES?!?!

ConfirmationStation said...

I bedazzle my vagina. I'm NOT showing Susan though cause she's over it.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Hands off the hoodies, chick!!

High heels are instruments of torture. Thank goodness for balance issues that I can't wear 'em! LOL

Pip said...

Yes! Haters! Ugh!

Meanie Rhysie said...

LOLOLOL Mitzy!!!

S.joy said...

I'm with you on all accounts except for hoodies! I leave the house super early and wear a hoodie while I brood until I get to work. Then I take it off and put on my blazer lol

Pip said...

I love hoodies! Uggs are incredibly comfortable, but are more like slippers to me.

S.joy said...

This the best Your Turn post we've had in forever!

Sophie Helene said...

Mustaches everywhere. Skulls everywhere. Bright color hair. More will come to mind.

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Anna said...

popped collars
boat shoes
plaid shorts
pastel polos
vera bradley
bandage dresses
spray tans
nude pumps
men calling women "psycho"
Cat shirts
chunky Doc Martens
oversized granny glasses
denim jackets
duck face
facebook
"swaggy"
overuse and misuse of the words:
"natural"
"organic"
"sustainable"
ex: our relationship developed organically.
internet oversharing-I don't need to see a shot of you sitting on the toilet ladies. It's desperate.
feigned outrage over "slut shaming"
Miley Cyrus
American Idol
50 Shades of Grey
Brangelina
Celebrity charity selfies in Africa

S.joy said...

@Anna this list is AMAZING

califblondy said...

I love everything.

Or maybe there are just too many to list. I'm easily annoyed.

Count Jerkula said...

I agree with PINK on the ass. We all know it is pink. I like JUICY better, cause some are and some aint.

Mitzy, show me and I'll confirm for everyone.

rhinovodka said...

Turkey on Thanksgiving

Black Friday

Goth & Emo Kids

ConfirmationStation said...

Ok count
just a peek ;-)

Beetlejuice said...

I agree with most of this list, but I love boat shoes. Well I love the pair of boat shoes that I got for 5 dollars.

Anna said...

@S.joy thanks! I'm with you on eyelashes on cars.

Sherry said...

It shouldn't come as any surprise Mitzy that we all looked at your twat. I was expecting a little color there.


Truck Nuts. Should have never been invented. NOT the most attractive part of the man let's dangle them from a truck. Barf.

ConfirmationStation said...

Sorry but I'm also over the @ sign. And #hashtags and the word trending. so dumb.

Kremes said...

Lohan biting her fingernail in every picture even while she's walking. UGH!

Mary said...

Bitstrips. Hate it.

AndrewBW said...

One of the big cliches in business, and in our corporation right now, is "delighting the customer". If I hear someone say that one more time I am seriously going to run amok.

Susan said...
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Susan said...

Damn. Who knew my thoughts on hoodies would cause such outrage. I haven't seen it this heated since I shared my thoughts on Paula Deen.

LMAO re: celebrity charity selfies in Africa.

You can have your hoodies and flippies, but back off from my stiletto and platform shoe collection.

Anna - your list is amazeballs. Yeah, that word totally sucks.

Beetlejuice said...

Hater in deed. ugh, my bad, i prolly shouldn't have commented.

TeacherTeacher said...

Agreed. Ugh.

Caraface said...

90's fashions
Lady Gaga
Salted Caramel anything
People not knowing how to use your/you're, there/their/they're, it's/its, and to/too
Tweeners
Duck Dynasty
WalMart
BitStrips (YOU'RE NOT FUNNY)
anyone who says "totes" and isn't talking about a type of bag
Pearl clutchers

I'm sure there's more, but these are the first things that came to mind.

RoseBlue said...

Agreed! Those are shit. I've had to venture to other sites now to get some actual decent blind items.

ConfirmationStation said...

That's to bad that your bugged by there bad grammar.
WTF is a BitStrip?

RoseBlue said...

My mother has a legit sever gluten allergy. I'm thankful for people are now aware of it. If my mother had know about gluten intolerance earlier she wouldn't be currently on her death bed.

RoseBlue said...

Additionally people need to talk more about it bc gluten allergies tie into PCOS, Diabetes, as well as Thyroid Cancer.

RoseBlue said...

Those are just the people with poor fashion sense.

RoseBlue said...

Crossfire
5k
Having your FB status only talk about running a 5k or going to crossfit
Parents that are too PC and baby their children.
Coach bags covered in Cs
Pandora bracelets
Men that don't shave or man scape
Kale
Wheatgrass
Customers who want to talk about Bourbon with me

TalksTooMuch said...

FANTASY ISLAND!!! I have seasons one and two on DVD! I thought I was the only Ricardo Montalban fan! Also Facts of Life, and Love Boat

RoseBlue said...

Crossfit**

TalksTooMuch said...

I only WISH I was over Halloween candy. Why can't I quit you, Reese's Pieces??? All year, I see you and nothing! But put six in a tiny little baggie and put it in my kids Halloween bag, and it is ON.

PS: Not apologizing for the Brokeback Mountain reference either.

parissucksliterally said...

Oh, MILEY CYRUS and her fucking tongue need to go!

GatorGirl said...

Nooooo! I finally got my Pandora almost filled up! It's a status thing! Yeah I'm a label whore I admit

FourthTurning said...

Namaste

All "honoring" speak, ie, I honor the feminine and the masculine within myself

shoes that supposedly slim your ass

pay it forward (dislike the "what's in it for me" aspect of generosity)

Agree with - gluten, juicing and quinoa (however you spell it)

Lulu G said...

I am a absolute hater of the prolly as I've mentioned previously. My bad for repeating myself.

Lulu G said...

*an* absolute

Lulu G said...

Why can't I wear Uggs if my feet are cold? They are very functional. I got my first pair, probably before you were born. I live in warm climates, there is nothing wrong with flip flops as long as they arent worn to an office or for any sort of dress up.

Meanie Rhysie said...

"shoes that supposedly slim your ass"

Are you effin' serious?! ROFL!!!

Lulu G said...

Great list except I agree withJohnny. I have boat shoes. And I wear them on boats. They don't leave marks like some other shoes do. Good ifyou are on someone's boat who is pretty fussy about keeping it clean. And they are quite comfortable and Sperry has made some fun versions. To each their own. But your list is great!

amused bush said...

You can NEVER quit Reese's Pieces. Don't even try :)

ConfirmationStation said...

Mustache rides are still cool though, right?

kerri said...

Hair Extensions
Skinny jeans
Pink and blonde hair look
People posting 'mysterious' updates on Facebook
BitStrips
Jeffrey Campbell shoes
'Bodycon' dresses
There's so much more...... Everything ticks me off.

Winnigirl said...

I can't believe this is the first mention of BitStrips. Thank you!

My list:
Rand Paul the plagiarist
Politicians in general
Obamacare
Friends pushing their USANA, Thirty One or Lia Sophia crap. And no, I don't want to support your kids fundraiser either
The K family including Kanye
Entitled college grads
Cronut
Lebron James
Vague bookers
Lohans
Nancy Grace
Bitching about Wall Street and corporate America
Vampires, werewolves and zombies. Witches, you are alright for now
Ecigs
Big Bang theory. People really think that shit is funny?
X Factor and Americas got talent only competition shows worth watching are so you think you can dance and top chef
Loom bracelets
The beibs
Katie perry
Guy Fierri

JSierra said...

All of the above. Social media in general, I hate this whole reciprocal poking, liking, commenting thing that is supposed to go on between coworkers. I see you every single day, all day long and you now expect me to follow every post on your FB or instagram and comment on all of it? No thank you. Just because you obsessively like my photos does not mean that I will return the favor.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Reality shows and crappy news coverage.

The other day while getting my car repaired, they had CNN's Headline News on in the waiting room -- they were showing a murder trial. I know way more now about whether the daughter or deceased washed laundry that day, than I know about the latest conflicts in the Middle East!

Sherry said...

Winnigirl amen on the Vampires, werewolves, etc, Guy Ferry and add ALL reality shows. That should have been my first one! Ugh with a passion.

Sherry said...

Count but BANGING chicks you're not over yet. :)

Steampunk Jazz said...

The term baby bump. How demeaning can you be?

Steampunk Jazz said...

The term baby bump. How demeaning can you be?

MadLyb said...

I'm over people hating on hipsters. Seriously, gtf over it. Hipsters are harmless unless you think way too much of yourself and are mentally still in high school. They don't bother me, but the people who incessantly hate on them bore the ever living fuck out of me.

Hegg said...

Bacon in EVERYthing. Bacon Jam? really.

Twitter.

Guys wearing jackets that 9 year olds wore in 1983.

Flat ironed hair.

Anonymous said...

Black women who wear weaves ALL THE TIME!

Susan said...

OMG. I totally had to Google BitStrips, and behold, it is all of those annoying as fuck cartoon strips on Facebook. HATE!!! I totally expected BitStrips to be something dirty, like strips to cover girly bits.

I'm totally over CandyCrush too. Seriously, that game doesn't follow any sort of logic.

This is one of the greatest lists ever compiled on CDAN. We don't even have to all agree. It's just fantastic. We're so united in bitching.

Winnigirl - Your list is great.

I also hate high schoolers and parents trick or treating.

Susan said...

Photo bombing.

The phrase Keep Calm and Carry On in all of its variations.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Leave my Bitstrips alone! ;(

Count Jerkula said...

@Madlyb: hipsters are like yuppie eggs incubating in thriftshop garb. And they are ruining Brooklyn.

Count Jerkula said...

@sherry: I am over trying to meet a chick to bang, but I'll never be over bangin em.

Only thing I like more than banging them is eating them. I'm like a slightly leaner Rosie O'Donnell with a dick and without a child old enough to recognize a drinking problem.

Alexa Rose said...

I am totally over the Kardashians. They make me sick at this point.

Fake tans with blinding white teeth.

Obamacare.

amused bush said...
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amused bush said...

Website fails.

White girls who wear weaves all the time.

As told by the cow, "the moon".

louisyj said...

Obamacare
Twerking
Facebook
People bashing the K Klan but make comments on the post
Selfies
The way this site has become
Cat Lovers
Bacon
Crazy people with these "nerd" glasses...stfd
Tattooing a lover's name on the neck
Lacefronts
These ugly ass nails and the weird colors...(long island medium)
Broken English/bad grammar

More to the list but I will be all night

Anonymous said...

@v....

I'm black and live in Philly. IF your comment was for me, perhaps I shouldn't have used black. That is how I feel, though. It kinda sad to go through an entire day seeing tired ass weave jobs. Sorry u can't handle that.

fouxdafafa said...

MOVEMBER

LL said...

I keep seeing the Affordable Care Act ("obamacare"). Can someone who put this on their list explain why?

amused bush said...

Sorry fancyscreenname. That was directed at you :)

I don't like ratchet weave jobs period, regardless of color. Tis all.

Anonymous said...

Your opinion is yours and mine is mine, m'kay? I'm still pretty firm on my stance. Thanks though.

@V

amused bush said...

In essence, I think we're coming from the same place. Neither of us like crap weaves ;)

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