Thursday, October 16, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

March 5, 2014

Never one for hard drugs this A+ list pop singer/celebrity has been pill popping and boozing and binge eating for the past week and it has taken a team of makeup and stylists to get her presentable each day. At this point she is like a robot because she has taken so many pills and she had to buy new clothes off the rack for a quick tour because she gained 10 pounds in a week.

Mariah Carey

24 comments:

All Lace no Leather said...

I thought she had a long history of booze and drugs? I also thought she had closets full of clothes in various sizes because she fluctuates weight a lot?

sugarbread maker said...

Off the rack?? Not for our Butterfly. .

FSP said...

Nailed it!

derek harvey said...

These are just normal lady problems enty---stop being a sexist pig. And everyone knows Mimi does not care if her clothes are a few sizes too small--its her thang!

DeeNance said...

Wow no one got it??

Lady Heisenberg said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL FSP
everyone thought it was Katy! Way to sneak that answer in

sandybrook said...

Hinging for most of the past week? Most of the past 2 decades is closer to the truth.

parissucksliterally said...

Oh Mimi.....get it together. For those kids of yours!

Seven of Eleven said...

@FSP

derek harvey said...

Im just sayin those clothes musta been DAMN small for Mimi not to wear them. Maybe she was a little out of it and trying to squeeze into dem babies clothes. When she sees how flawlessly Bethany Frankel did it---she will finally get help managing her weight..

Kno Won Uno said...

What's "pill popping" to Church Lady Enty? Tylenol? Decongestants? Anti-depressants? Tic-tacs?
Enty is either an 80 year old virgin female or a 13 year old boy.

All Lace no Leather said...

@FSP, congrats. And over 2 hours of guessing before you piped in with the win. Way to go against the tide and snag one.

derek harvey said...

Mimi doesn't pop pills she pops bottles....all day every day!

crila16 said...

10 lbs in a week??? Even I can't do that. Another exaggeration Enty.

SNJ said...

She strikes me as the type who would jump to celebrate a temporary weight loss by pitching all of her "fat" clothes.

QueenAnne Guido said...

She's a notorious pillhead. How lucky for the kids. Having drug addicted parents works out so well for the kids. BobbiKristina. Liza with a Z. Redmond ONeill. Carrie Fischer......

She's got two great reasons to quit but is too selfish to care.

hunter said...

I've gained ten pounds in a week by drinking & binging - it can TOTALLY be done and I'm under 5'7" - around a size 4/6. I believe Mariah is taller and larger than me so her gain potential on a heavy binge week (let's assume she was dieting which is WHY obvs) is easily ten lbs.

Dieting being her 1) way of life and 2) reason she'd be binging and 3) reason her body would put weight on so quickly.

teresa crane said...

Me too @hunter

Drinking on the regular is the fastest way for me to gain weight

Gina Sz said...

Exercise

JoElla said...

Dayum what did that rat weasel Nick do to our Mimi?

nurysp said...

i think she self medicates her crazy

Bunni said...

Her weight has gone up & down like crazy. From week to week, she looks like a different person.

auntliddy said...

Mysrp-bingo!

Missyrocks53 said...

Didn't Whitney teach her how this story ends? Sad

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