Friday, October 17, 2014

Jude Law Is Having More Children

For the fifth time Jude Law is going to be a father. For at least the second time, and probably the third, Jude won't be involved with the mother while she is pregnant. Jude's people released a statement yesterday that he is having a child with his former girlfriend Catherine Harding and also made it clear he is not in a relationship with her and is probably actively trying to make another woman pregnant as we speak. The last child Jude had five years ago was with a woman after a couple night stand. Then there was the whole pregnancy thing with Sadie Frost and their last child and the sex with the nanny and Sienna Miller and Jude blaming it all on Sienna that he cheated with the nanny. The guy is a little skeevy and will sleep with anyone. Apparently he enjoys doing said sleeping with anyone without a condom.

Jude is only 41 and has managed to make five kids in the past 16 years. So, by 57 he will probably have at least ten and then he will marry some 20 year old, but she won't actually want to have sex with him because of all the STD's he will probably have by that point because of the unprotected sex but will want his baby so they will go the IVF route. She will end up having triplets and to make some kind of life and support all these kids, Jude will turn to TLC and combine Sister Wives with The Duggar concept and bring in all of his baby mothers to live with him under one roof while it is all filmed. 

36 comments:

Annie Wilkes said...

Someone snip this man! No glove, no love Jude....

sandybrook said...

He's trying to catch up with NBA and NFL players Enty leave him alone! Mazel Jude! :))

Tricia S said...

Somewhere across the pond, Hugh Grant exhaled...the kid ain't his!

Tricia S said...

Seriousely..

Violet said...

in the interests of equality, the woman clearly was not that interested in taking precautions either.

Henriette said...

He needs to get snipped. My hubs says it's fast and quick.

Henriette said...

You know British dude can afford all these kids? Colin Furth. I swear he is in every British and American movie I see.

Beetlejuice said...

I know the last chick he knocked up and lets just say..i wouldn't put the blame entirely on Jude.

Gayeld said...

He's falling behind my father. By age 41, Johnny-boy had 6 (that we know of.)

derek harvey said...

I could think of a worse baby daddy to have. At least he has skills to pay da bills! Anyone see the guy on Yolanda fix my life---with 36 kids and 7 baby mamas? Doesn't pay a cent in child support of most of the.

FSP said...

As long as the kids are taken care of who cares?

Pink Cashmere said...

I have and I cannot believe that he refuses to get fixed. What an obnoxious, self-centered ass. And you can't possibly be a father to all those kids. There's not enough time in the day.

Brin said...

Dude. Stop.

Tina Mallette said...

Well I guess part of the disbelief is that fact that some women are more than happy to sleep with a rich or celebrity male they think is rich without protection because they are hoping to get pregnant so they can their baby and the 18 year pension plan even if he "isn't involved" - now unless Jude is kindly helping out single female friends start their family we have to assume it is his own aversion to condoms and clearly he doesn't seem too bothered to ask the females if they are on the pill or something not that some women don't lie about that, or don;t take it properly on purpose etc.

Either that or Jude is just not getting the right size condom, either a lot of slippage or breakage and his semen is magnetic to ovaries or something.

Maybe it is because more women chose to keep the baby than get abortions these days along with the popularity of the 18 year pension plan, blame it Kanye and that song Golddigger, because it sure seems like more famous men today are getting more women knocked up than they were 40 years or even during the era of free love in the 70s though AIDS put a chill on it but now since AIDS is manageable no one cares anymore?

I think they need to do a British version of Daddy Day Care and Jude and Hugh should be the leads.

Tina Mallette said...

The dude with 36 kids could make a lot of money selling his sperm to donor clinics provided he screens clean if you know what I mean. He clearly has stellar swimmers.

kelliknows said...

It just kills me when people say as long as his people send a check, that makes him a good dad..really? Kids can be 'taken care of' by strangers. I wonder if his older kids think he's an embarrassing joke, I feel for them. As if sleeping w/sienna m and the nanny didn't mark him creepy

sugarbread maker said...

Jude is single handedly bringing down the unemployment rate in Britain.

car54 said...

I would imagine its the combination of the women working to get a child support paycheck, and Jude preferring sex without a condom.
He can afford the kids, I assume, and if the doesn't want them, he should get a vasectomy.
I hope he puts away enough money til the kids are of age.

Essie said...

Jude should be embarrassed about this but I don't think he is. Also, some men are such egomaniacs that they think snipping would make them"unmanly."

Frosty said...

Maybe he's building his own football team

Rosso said...

I feel like him & Hugh Grant are competing with each other.

Seven of Eleven said...

His swimmers may be strong, but if there's no pool cover and/or chlorine, well... them's the breaks.

Sherry said...

Tina you are one of my favorite contributors...Applause for your post sweetie.

TBH..My nephew is on this track too..

Cornbread said...

Sometimes it's better to NOT have your father involved in your childhood...or your life at all, for that matter.

Ri said...

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

meme deemed said...

"I'm nothing but a hound dog, cryin' all the time"

Enty - well stated

Off to drink! Happy Hour!

Ms B'have said...

Wasn't it at his and Sadie Frost's house that their toddler came across some MDMA in the carpet and ATE it? Father of the year!!
Get him neutered.

Ms B'have said...

My mistake, ecstasy tablet was on the floor of a nightclub where they brought their two-year-old Iris.

auntliddy said...

Why wldnt he? He prob doesnt take care of them. And as someone said the other day, anyone who gets accidentally pregnant in this day and age is a moron.

Prunella Buggerweeds said...

I would prefer it if Enty would just stick to the facts (this story could have been presented in one short paragraph) and not go off all moralistic and pontificating and then throw in some bizarre future scenario that Enty thinks makes him a witty writer but in fact doesn't.

Prunella Buggerweeds said...

PS That's the first photo of Jude Law that I've seen that made me think "ooh, I'd go for that."

Wrong photo to attach to this particular piece, Enty!

Tina Mallette said...

I guess I just don't understand why rich and famous men even if they could afford it and especially when they already have children would not be doing everything possible not to get a woman pregnant and why Jude doesn't at least get the snip snip.

Jude is not working that much these days not like in his heyday, and his movies are not big hits these days, so he has to be incredibly stupid which he likely is- I wonder how a judge assesses child support when he or she has to take into consideration all the baby mamas and a number of children.

At this point chasing after Jude or Hugh for the 18 year pension is not the best plan, the fortune is too divied up by now, but if you can't snag one of the younger actors with vast future income potential I guess it is better than your average Joe.

Tina Mallette said...

Or you know the next Jay-Z or Jay Z himself.

Tina Mallette said...

Thanks Sherry and congrats on Day 5, you go girl.

califblondy said...

Remember when he was hot? He's just dirty and creepy looking now.

MinPinGirl said...

I blame the women every bit as much as the idiot guys. I'm not saying you can't get pregnant when you take precautions but it's a lot less likely. i do think famous guys should know that they're a walking target for that pregnancy payday scam and should be way more careful. Some guys just don't care.

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