Friday, October 17, 2014

Off Topic

A guy in Florida cleared a courtroom when he said he had Ebola and would like to have his case continued. Yeah, you knew it had to be a guy in Florida.

29 comments:

Pip said...

Good 'Ole Florida. Where people go to flaunt their cray cray.

sandybrook said...

How aboot a governor who refuses to debate because his opponent is using a fan to keep his dick cool?

Pip said...

That was hilarious.

airhead said...

Wtf what a jackass

Pip said...

Rick Scott looks like Reverend Kane, the creepy old dude from Poltergeist.

sandybrook said...

Or how aboot Florida electing that very same governor 4 years ago even though he had embezzled $ 1.5 billion in Medicare funds from the government?? And used part of the $300 million the board of directors paid him to go away to buy the election?

sandybrook said...

Pip I had to google that and that's pretty much on the ball! He does although an older version of Rick Scott.

Rob Horine said...

Hope the bailiffs beat him a new butthole.

rolotomassi said...

@Sandyb,for real w/the dick/fan story?

Sugar said...

That was hilarious! Why couldn't he share it like the last guy did??

sandybrook said...

Well rolo technically the fan was underneath the podium so it would be blowing coolness mostly on his dick.

GatorGirl said...

Why it's always gotta be my people?

rosie riveter said...

Yep, only in florida.
Oh, and Arizona.

Sunshine said...

Florida, the Sunshine State.

Sunshine said...

Vote YES for Amendment 2. Thank you

Kat has left the building said...

What's Ebola?

auntliddy said...

Jackass is right.
Yeah, what is enola? Because i havent seen the slide of this virus everyday on every single newspaper and website for a month.

SusanB said...

and what about a former governor who took money from an attorney who was running a huge Ponzi scheme so he would appoint the judges the Ponzi schemer wanted? They're both assholes - I'm voting for the Libertarian.

Pink Cashmere said...

I resemble that remark.

And I always say it's all of the Sunshine; it drives people to do strange things. You need a healthy balance of sun and clouds.

Pink Cashmere said...

^5!

surfer said...

I thought Crist was better than Scott.

Eros said...

Lmao. Good one

SusanB said...

Crist is absolutely no better than Scott. A flip flopper like you've never seen. If he thought it would get him elected he'd join the communist party. Vote libertarian!!!. Oh yeah, vote for amendment 2!!

IDGARA said...

First time poster long time reader..... has anyone noticed how Gov Rick Scott bares a striking resemblance to Fire Marshall Bill from in Living Color (LEMME SHOW YOU SOMETHING)

Iwinjen said...

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey... That's enough. No haters on Florida. We have to live here with our lovely weather and low taxes.

MinPinGirl said...

On World's Dumbest, the best clips are always from either Florida or one of the Carolinas.

lower_scott_hill said...

I grew up in Florida. It's a cesspool.

lower_scott_hill said...

I grew up in Florida. It's a cesspool.

Bee Haven said...

It's a great way to get a seat on crowded public transport.

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