Friday, October 17, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 16, 2013

This A++ list rap star was asked about being faithful to his wife. The star said that he is faithful when he is actually with his wife. As in the same house or out together. Otherwise everything is fair game. Apparently this is why he has no issues spending time with the celebrity who is going to have a great record. Ten tracks. Ten different guys she has slept with.

Jay-Z/Rita Ora

23 comments:

sugarbread maker said...

That didn't work out so well for her huh..

Lady Heisenberg said...

@VIP will never let you down! Way to go!

Connie Courtney said...

Beyonce knew what she was in for. No sympathy. Don't like either of them.

sandybrook said...

I think its a good idea to be faithful to your wife when she is actually with you unless you invited her to a threesome.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Sorry everybody. Here is a JayZ FFF edition animated gif!

parissucksliterally said...

So where's that great record?

I could not name one song by that whore. I only see her on websites.

Lady Heisenberg said...

@paris: Maybe Enty means needle tracks? I would definitely understand that.

Shelly Shell said...

She's had 1 CD 2 years ago, that was only released in the UK.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I had no idea who this English muffin was until I Will Never Let You Down (Calvin Harris written) started playing everywhere. I love that she couldn't even play her only hit song live after Harris vetoed that shit. Looks like he found out about the other nine dudes buttering up her nooks and crannies :(

Bokonon said...

Record has yet to come because she decided to let Calvin Harris produce the whole thing and when he found out she was cheating, he blocked the release of all the music and that my friends, is a true story.

rolotomassi said...

good on him!
how in hell did she get a movierole in "50 Shades.."?

Tina Mallette said...

Which actually is not the best for him because it has to say says do not do business with Calvin Harris because he lets the personal get in the way of the business, though I realize this whole particular area of the music industry doesn't do boundaries very well. If there was a third party record company involved not sure they would be thrilled with CH behaving like a heartbroken teenager. Suck it up dude you are more than 14 you do know what the score is?

Now if the music sucks no one cares. BUT if the music sucks that doesn't say much for him as a producer either ha ha.

sugarbread maker said...

tina.. not really he wrote the songs and owns the rights. he can just turn around and give the tracks to some one else.. and since he's already out the studio money for the songs he can just have some new girl sing ritas part over the old tracks and erase ritas voice so he doesnt have to re record all new songs.. she publicly cheated on him w/ justin beiber and bragged about it on twitter.. ouch..

parissucksliterally said...

Hahaha Lady H!

If you didn't see my reply last night, thank you so much for the love yesterday!

Lady Heisenberg said...

You're welcome x1000000 @parissucks. Your Kimye gilded turd Caption This victory was epic! Congrats again!!!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

... more like "50 Dudes A Day"..

parissucksliterally said...

Lady H, these are my favorite wins:

http://dlisted.com/2014/06/12/the-caption-this-contest-for-june-11th/

http://dlisted.com/2013/11/21/the-caption-this-contest-for-november-20th/#comments


actually I have one about Kris Humphries.....but I can't find it! haha

Studio54 said...

No sympathy for B putting up with Jay Z and all his women. Just because they stage manage publicity for their sham marriage doesn't mean people shouldn't know the truth of the matter. Thank you Enty.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Wow! We have a repeat offender in @parissucks! I'll have to pay more attention to DListed winners from now on!!

Congrats on the previous Kim K Caption Win, that was hilarious!

Sherry said...

I respect ambition but ruthless ambition no so much.

Anonymous said...

And yet I've never heard any song from her and I hear songs I don't want to all the time

Bee Haven said...

Hilarious Parissucks. High five!

gr8p said...

Rita Ora vaj must be like a fucking Petri dish. Ugh! Who hasn't she fucked?

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