Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

March 4, 2014

Two weeks ago this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner got a breast enlargement. This is her second in four months. She is now about three sizes larger than she has ever been. Does her new guy want them larger? Her husband? Does she think it will help her get roles?

Gwyneth Paltrow

45 comments:

FSP said...

Goop boob

sugarbread maker said...

She should have removed the stick out of her ass and eaten a cheeseburger instead

FearN said...

Boltons Paltrow here we come.

Tricia S said...

^ effin just made snort laugh

Tricia S said...

@sm

sugarbread maker said...

Derek ftw

FearN said...

Bolt-ons

Lady Heisenberg said...

Yep @Derek Harvey nailed this one!

Tricia S said...

Derek...you outed Goop and her fake bubbles!

Tricia S said...

* bubbies

Kno Won Uno said...

*boobies? ;-)

Brian said...

Smart move for any recently single woman of her age for her own self-image and for the additional attention.

derek harvey said...

thank you thank you

But what A DUMB HYPOCRITE

always going on about what she does and does not put in her body and now silicone in on the list of must haves?!?!?!?!

sandybrook said...

And she still has almost no puppies.

sugarbread maker said...

But we're her implants ethically sourced and mined from monks??
Did the Dr use 100% organic silicone? ?

Diane B said...

Funny, I thought she was preggo for a while there cuz she was looking "fuller"

Seven of Eleven said...
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Kno Won Uno said...

Derek, she IS the World's Most Pretentious Hypocrite, so what she yammers about is completely unrelated to what she actually does.

Seven of Eleven said...

Hmm...

Goop, January 2014

Goop, March 28, 2014

That does not look like three cups up.

Susan M said...

Three sizes larger than she has ever been? That's BS.

Pip said...

+1

Kno Won Uno said...

She went from a nipples-only negative A to a B. That's 3 levels, yo.

Susan M said...

I mean, sure, in Seven's second link, she does look a little larger but not that drastically larger.

Tricia S said...

@kno....second pig snort laugh of the day...
Ahh.. It's a good day:)

meme deemed said...

Is that why the fishstick's bruising around the face? Boobers face-slapping her happy?

sugarbread maker said...

7. in the 2nd photo that was a stock photo not a recent one and if she was tiny a in the beginning she probably went to full b
then had them redone to small c because the 1st ones were probably done "for chris"
maybe she wanted new boobs "for brad f"
girls are like that

Kno Won Uno said...

I believe she underwent augmentation. I don't believe Enty's bullshit details.

Susan M said...

me too kno

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Oh Shite. No one told me we need to get new bubbles for every new man in our lives.
And I don't know if I could hold up 67 addl cup sizes.

Sunshine said...

I'm not impressed with her plastic surgeon's work. Fish sticks needs to find a better doctor.

~Z~ said...

The most hilarious part is that pretty much NOBODY has noticed and she's been waiting for all the "Did Goop have a boob job?" stories! Seems strange for her to do it.

Seven of Eleven said...
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Seven of Eleven said...

Ah, good point @sugarbread. Here's a better look:

Goop in a bikini does the ice bucket challenge, boobs still haven't inflated - August 2014

Eros said...

They look like b cups. Not believing this bi.

FrenchGirl said...

BS

Kno Won Uno said...

If I read these items as pure fiction, I don't get palpitations.

crila16 said...

I thought Gwynnie was all into health.

sugarbread maker said...

Crila they were organic silicone implants hand sewn by monks.. duh..

john b. said...

She's a fucking idiot and this has nothing to do with her fake tits.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

As a self appointed boob expert I will say ladies with flat as a pancake, nipple only boobs can have deceiving looks in clothes. Bras, contouring make-up, etc. can all give a fuller look to nonexistent tatas. So maybe Goop DID make some boobjustments but doubtful her cup overfloweth by three.
PS- A very late 'hiya!' to Seven. I did see your hello a few weeks back but missed my opportunity to respond. So..hi! :^)

skippy said...

But she is so about everything natural & organic.
Maybe her girls are filled with lentils ;)

auntliddy said...

Who knows with this chick. Im starting to wonder if she mental issues for reals. So strange.

Annie Wilkes said...

Now that's an oogie mess.

Krissie said...

Two boob jobs in four months? Would the first one even be healed yet when she had the second one? Also what a waste not to just get them bigger the first time.

Count Jerkula said...

I tell ya what the worst goddam thing is. When some ana/mia broad gets the bolt on titties, and they so far apart that you can see the ribs in between em.

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