Tuesday, October 07, 2014

Today's Blind Items - It's Getting Messy

Her booze and drug problem used to be kind of cute. It was all part of the act. Her sleeping with everyone to get ahead was just glossed over because no one wanted to pick a fight with the people she did sleep with or get on their bad side. Things have gone from cute to worrisome to out of control. If our A- list celebrity who has literally done everything but sing wants to stay on top she is going to have to change. Over the past few months if she has been awake she has either been drunk or wasted. Drugs are everywhere with her now. She has to fly private because she needs drugs that much. She is having sex with random strangers or fans and waking up every morning after a blackout. She is ticking off her friends because she always hits on their significant others during a night out and rarely apologizes and blames it all on the drinking. They tell her to stop and she says she is fine and that it is under control. It isn't. She has millions of dollars of promotion and investment riding on her over the next few months and unless she somehow manages to get control of herself, it is going to be a crash and burn of epic proportions. 

58 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Chelsea h?

SugarTitz said...

Pamela Anderson

Tricia13 said...
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SugarTitz said...

Yeah cosign handler..
There are just too many hot mess crazies to choose from. .lol..

snookiemonster said...

Emma R.

sandybrook said...

Chelsea Handler sounds right. And there are pics of her today on sites of her flashing a tit with 3 nobody wimmen standing with her. Not recommended to look for but d-listed has a link if you must.

Fluffyisgone said...


Jennifer Lawrence.

trainrides said...

I think Chelsea Handler, too. Wasn't there a BI about her and Justin Theroux? I like her. Hope she gets help.

Seven of Eleven said...

I think LadyH got it, Chelsea Handler. Her boozing was so merry in her books (at least the 1.5 that I read) and she practically bragged about being a nympho. I dislike her intensely.

MontanaMarriott said...

This is too damn vague I need more clues cus at this point it can be anybody.

ladybaus said...

kiki?

Kelly said...

I think Chelsea too.

The Real Dragon said...

Jlaw

Unknown said...

Wasn't Chelsea sleeping with the head of E too?

Kno Won said...

Agree with the Handler guesses. Part of her act, not wanting to piss off people she slept with...tough to make that fit anyone else.

sandybrook said...

Chelsea fucked to get on Tv.

Lady Heisenberg said...

That is correct @train rides! The powerful ex being Ted H the head of E! Chelsea was rumored to have hit on Theroux and is apparently in the midst of a terrible coke binge. I met her briefly in La Jolla a few years ago. The whole raging party girl act has always been her calling card, I don't see this being anyone else. Try to keep it classy now, Chesty!

Seven of Eleven said...

As Handler's marketing people put it, the book 'chronicles Chelsea's journeys through the bedrooms of a whole host of potential suitors, uncovering what can happen in one night of passion between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated woman'. And so we learn about Handler's past conquests: the stripper with romantic pretensions; the midget who proves more useful as a pillow; the under-endowed teetotaller; the closet gynaecologist. Handler works her way through the lot with gleeful abandon. Yet as I say, close scrutiny of her oeuvre reveals that Chelsea Handler has slept with a grand total of 30 men - and she's 30 years old. The allegedly greatest trollope de nos jours, the woman who won a (probably) sumptuous book deal off the back of her rampant exploits, the gorgeous blonde who has single-handedly out-raunched Raunch Culture, hasn't slept with a lot more people than I have.

SugarTitz said...

Ted Harbert formerly ran E now runs nbc.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Seven: was that the review for My Horizontal Life?

Seven of Eleven said...

The Observer: Beds, knobs and statistics opinion piece

Unknown said...

Handler is a mess sounds like her.

Cathy said...

Didn't Enty make a comment recently (like in the past few weeks) about Chelsea being off the coke? Other than that, this sounds like her.

Unknown said...

I thought it was the CEO of Comcast Handler screwed for her show on E!.

trainrides said...
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trainrides said...

@Lady H How did you even find that gif? Whenever I try to search for one with Filipina on the keywords, I get an array of images worthy of the Count's time and attention.

Brin said...

yeah, Chelsea makes sense, the millions of investment $ being her new Netflix show.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Google search pinoy gif!

Eros said...

Jlaw

New Life and Attitude said...

It sounds like Chelsea except for the "has done everything but sing." She is a comedian and host, hasn't acted so does this really fit? Not sure who else fits though.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Chelsea has been in a couple movies, written books, and produced... I just pray she doesn't start singing...

Unknown said...

LOL I can't even imagine what Chelsea would sound like if she sang :/

B626 said...

Fun Size & This Means War

Mary Ann said...

I think it's Chelsea Handler, too. I checked her IMDb listing, and she has 20 acting credits as well as producing, hosting, and writing.

trainrides said...

@Lady H But she actually did a few lines on the final episode of Chelsea Lately (:

D Brown said...

I'm going with Miley. Yes, Chelsea fits but would anyone be surprised at her crash and burn!

Lady Heisenberg said...

LOLOLOLOL I think it's pretty clear that Handler's singing is devastating. Dear god.

AKM said...

She's done comedy and written books, sure, but danced? Acted, like, dramatically/seriously? Directed? Broadway? The "done everything" doesn't seem to fit for her.

I also don't think "cute" when I think of her, or her drug/alcohol problems, or anything ELSE about her for that matter. I think "cute," I think, like, the Zooey or Jennifer Lawrence, maybe. (And even if people say it's an act, it's still part of their schtick, you know?) So, for Chelsea...you can't be "cute" or "cutesy" when you're that hard-looking and acting.

No other guesses, though. We really think it's meant to be her?

Unknown said...

How is a booze and drug problem ever cute?

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Dexamyl said...

My understanding is that she started screwing the boss well after she was on the air.

However, the affair did get her a stunning new contract.

All Lace no Leather said...

I agree Chelsea. I liked her when she was on that hidden camera show with the hot mess/alcoholic girl from Real World. She has gotten more outrageous and rude ever since. Sometimes I enjoy her and others I have to tune her out.

carly27 said...

rihanna

aliciabutterfly said...

Totally Chelsea. She had the relationship with Ted, President of E! and she has a new Netflix series out so "She has millions of dollars of promotion and investment riding on her over the next few months" fits.

M. Brown said...

I would bet money that something happened between her and Reese's husband. Why else would her buddy not appear in the farewell episode?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Rihanna and Miley both sing, so it can't be either of them. This fits Handler to the core, I'll be flabbergasted if this is someone else

Basil said...

I was actually thinking Jlaw for this, but Handler fits as well.

Rosie riveter said...

Id bet one and a half kidneys she's slept with more than 30. Im a devout lesbian and have managed to drunkenly fumble thru half that. Nope. Not proud. Just case in point.

Alexa Rose said...

Still can't understand why she left E!. Think her career is going to tank soon. I liked her show a lot, the comedians she had on always made me laugh.

Its just U said...

I know it's not her but, take out the 'cutesy' stuff and this could be LiLo. You know, coz she's a serious West End 'Ack-Tore' now and a lot of people are relying on her. And of course she's 'sober'.

Gypsytrill said...

Julia. Oh wait. It says that she has "friends". Maybe not.

Hanwi said...

100 % Chelsea. For some reason a part of me feels some sympathy towards her tailspin ways.

Fins to the Left! said...

on the Chelsea H. train

MsReilly said...

CARA DELEVINGNE.

Lady Heisenberg said...

@rosie: Isnt there some stupid rule where you are supposed to multiply that number times 4 or 5 though? ;)

MinPinGirl said...

Julia Roberts!

MinPinGirl said...

Oooooo MsReily I do believe you're possibly onto something. Although last I heard Cara was trying to get (or already did get) a record contract.

I don't think anyone has EVER thought Chelsea Handler was "cute". Hot, ballsy, crazy, wild, sexy, annoying sure - a lot of things but never never "cute".

Aoife said...

Handler.

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