Sandy: While laughing at your reply, I recalled an incident in 1999 when there was a deli fire across the street from my apt. in Inwood (NYC). People from my bldg. ran across the street to see if we could do anything. The Police Officer asked a Dominican teen who had seen it what happened. His reply: (Thick accent) "Someone threw a mazeltov cocktail through the window!"
I had to quickly remove myself from the scene because I was near hysterics from his reply.
Thanks for reminding me! Hope you're well and happy.
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Molotov😎
Jameson neat
Vodka martini, very dry (aka Grey Goose on the rocks) with 3 olives.
Some advice, ladies. Learn sign language. It comes in handy.
Martini, stirred, not shaken. And xanax lol.
Bourbon, neat from a freezer in a nice highball glass. Rinse, repeat.
Silver Train Margarita - Herradura Silver, Cointreau, FRESH lime juice. Rocks.
Oh Tuesdi, you have made me so so thirsty.
White Russian/mudslide, anything like that. i like the candy drinks.
Manhattan.
Bloody Mary
Rum and tonic, tall with a squeeze (lime).
Boulevardier with rye.
Vodka tonic if I wanna be classy
Margaritas if I wanna be slutty
Grasshopper for something minty
Mudslide for something chocolaty
I need to get back into mixology. It's fun.
Espresso martini
Long Island Iced Tea.
Just to piss people off: appletini
Mojito
Long island Iced tea
The Negroni cocktail ♡
Vodka Gimlet
Chardonnay (yes, I'm basic)
A frozen piña colada.
Long Island
Dark and Stormy
Tito's/ cranberry/splash of pineapple
Bombay Sapphire lime rickey
Johnny walker red and recently picked FL orange juice...for breakfast...tasty!!
No shit. I’m deaf. Impossible to meet ladies in noisy places.
Dirty Martini (filthy)
Bombay martini, VERY DRY, with an olive
Vodka Martini, extra, extra dry!
But, I prefer it shaken! (It gets the vodka really, really cold!)
Sandy: While laughing at your reply, I recalled an incident in 1999 when there was a deli fire across the street from my apt. in Inwood (NYC). People from my bldg. ran across the street to see if we could do anything. The Police Officer asked a Dominican teen who had seen it what happened. His reply: (Thick accent) "Someone threw a mazeltov cocktail through the window!"
I had to quickly remove myself from the scene because I was near hysterics from his reply.
Thanks for reminding me! Hope you're well and happy.
Anything frozen and fruity.
7 & 7
My favorite cocktail is good for you. The Golden Italian. Amaretto and fresh-squeezed Orange juice. Yummy!
Strawberry daiquiri. Very pleasant to throw up should you over-indulge
Pomegranate Martini if I'm feeling fancy
Belvedere and Tonic if I'm feeling not so fancy
Mimosas!
Cabernet Sauvignon.
Or
Chardonnay.
Or
Corona.
Sazerac
bwahaha @Boo. Mazeltov cocktail--everyone knows thats Manichevitz and seltzer water!
Manhattan or an Old Fashioned
I like jack daniels and mountain dew but in separate glasses. I first take a drink of jack daniels then drink it down with mountain dew. delicious
Hendrick's Gin Martini, very dry. Abelour A'bunadh with a couple of ice cubes if it's been one of those days...
I don't really drink but a gin Caesar is nice on a cold day, or a rocks lime margarita on a hot one.
But honestly, I'd rather just smoke a joint and have a diet Coke.
Peanut Butter & Jelly Vodka w/Throwback Dr. Pepper
Vodka and pineapple.
Bourbon & Guava Juice
Same! Slippery Nipple and White Russian for me! Like the Dude. Anything with Baileys/Kahluá.
I had a caipirinha though recently because I miss my Brazilian friends. 🗽👩🏻🚕🍂💛
Sounds yummy never had one before. Daiquiris are good tooooo. 🍓🍸
Ooooh I love mojito and penis colada. 🍍
Oh shit I meant PIÑA class!!!!! I wasn't even Ben drunk when it typed that. WTF!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
lol Sandi..I was wondering if that was a typo or not :p
Why would you say that's basic? I'd say Coke + rum/vodka is more basic.
IT WAAAAAAASSSSSSS! Lmao! 😂😂😂💛
That's a pretty awesome typo. I'll have one of those :p :p :p
I wonder who will make it for me, haha
haha ...Jameson neat
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Club soda: I've been sober 4 years 4 months
I haven't had a Manhattan in years. I loved those wit Southern Comfort.
Old fashion.
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