Friday, September 14, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #1

September 7, 2018

Everyone else flew commercial. Not this permanent A- list mostly television actress. She knew she was getting an award no matter what. The organization had promoted the hell out of it. So, our actress last minute said she needed to fly private halfway around the world or she wasn't coming. They did it, but she burned every bridge at that place.

Sarah Jessica Parker

37 comments:

longtimereader said...

Just spent time on a budget airline on my holiday, apparently 1st class is very nice. You get leg room and free peanuts.

Brayson87 said...

They should have given her a large dog carrier instead.

Jimbonius said...

To be fair, I hear the horse pens on most of the airlines are quite comfy.

DrGonzo said...

Apparently you can lead a horse to the airport but you can't make them fly commercial

Cary Gaul said...

neigh

TellMeLies said...

In August, Parker received the Deauville’s Talent prize in France. Um...why?

UniversalEnergy said...
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Unknown said...

I'm sure she had a "commitment" to this second organization,
but this was her last year to run the Preakness!! You guys are
so insensitive...

Freckles said...

No horseing around, don't you know how important she is? I'm thinking Kim Catrell has some good stories

UniversalEnergy said...

What award was Sarah Jessica Parker getting? Oldest horse to survive the Holocaust? Driest pussy? Least amount of brain cells from dyeing your hair incessantly to prove to yourself that you're not an old witch stereotype?

Mrs Meat said...

I didn't know it was possible to 'turn left' when climbing onto a broom stick. But there you go.

sandybrook said...

Bwahaha to all you catty motherfuckers!😂

Susan said...

I’ve just been lurking for ages on here because the commenting has gotten a bit hostile at times since the olden days when I always commented, but this was the funniest string of comments ever. Thanks for the smiles!!

naddyb said...

lol @brayson87 !

RIV1972 said...

Yeah, keep em coming, its just horse play 🤣

orangesoda said...

Keep the horse jokes coming, guys!
This has been my favourite reveal in a while for the comments alone lol

Ophelia said...

hahahaha this comments section.

Let's rein it in guys maybe she's just not that financially stable right now :)

IanPhlegming said...

Darn it! I had several good horse puns all lined up to run around the track but they've all been taken!

She's such a disgusting pony....er, phony.

Sal T said...

If she doesn’t stop her nagging, she’ll be traveling first class to the glue factory.

zerooptions said...

Come on enty, she needed a cargo plane, the regular airlines don't transport horses.

MnGddess said...

I've been here since the beginning, and lurking for a while, and these comments are both clever and hilarious!!! Great job!

Damn that Sarah Jessica Paddock. I mean Parker.

(see - that wasn't so good..)

OldFart said...

She went from dating Mr Big to Mr Ed.

KaiserWilhelm'sGhost said...

She should be happy they flew her at all, she shouldn't have such a long face.

Maybe she's just sowing her wild oats.

HeatherBee said...

What did SJP say when she fell on the runway? “ I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!”

Fifi LaRue said...

The comments are really mean; however, I did giggle at HeatherBee's post.

SJP is very beautiful in an unconventional way.

Fifi LaRue said...

SJP also adopted an inner city public school. The school population is at the 99% poverty level, in the middle north of the U.S. Not Chicago. Students are getting arts added to the curriculum, thanks to SJP, because the district took away arts. The poorest kids need the arts the most.

KaiserWilhelm'sGhost said...

I looked fast and thought your name was, "Horsetensia"

Edie said...

How does one report a comment/post? The statement about SJP surviving The Holocaust is wildly inappropriate. Stop it.

Edie said...

@UniversalEnergy --- Please, remove your antisemitic comment/post.

Sd Auntie said...

@edie. Get used to it there are several people on here that use the n word, say crap about other races and then tell you to kill yourself. Enty will not ban the saggy ball farts

Edie said...

Mentioning a person of Jewish descent in relationship to The Holocaust in terms of an atrocious joke, to me, is *insanely* not okay --- I will never get used to it. But thanks, for your input @Sd Auntie. I appreciate it. Have a good week's end.

KaiserWilhelm'sGhost said...

Lol Edie...you must be new here.

Edie said...

To @Eff Yiew --- I usually only read the entries; but sometimes, if needs be, I have to comment/post.

KaiserWilhelm'sGhost said...

Treat this place like youtube. Don't even bother scrolling down to the comments.

Edie said...

To @Eff Yiew --- I am thinking that is good advice! Thank you.

lutefisk said...

@Edie, ignore the tolls. If people would stop telling them how entertaining they are they would leave on their own.

Edie said...

To @lutefisk --- Thanks. I will.

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