Thursday, September 27, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #1

September 20, 2018

This involves a “mystery neighbor” renting a house in the Hamptons. Very quiet A+ list couple who keep to themselves. One night they were playing music VERY loud. A neighbor went next door to advise that it was a little late for the music. The couple were extremely nice and respectful. Apologized like crazy and assured it would never happen again. It didn’t. “Nicest people I’ve ever met” he said. Never once did they let on to who they were. “They just liked to keep to themselves and listen to music”

Beyonce and Jay Z

25 comments:

Geeljire said...

You can't hear the kitten murder over the music

MSAB09 said...

+1

J said...

Once Solange starts screaming and throwing plates, it's either crank up the stereo or dig a deeper basement.

kfitz said...

its possible to just knock on Beyonces door? because i need an address lol

Unknown said...

Is.... is this a nice blind on Beyonce & Jay-Z? What is happening, Enty? Is the ice in your heart thawing?

parissucksliterally said...

Yes, I am sure it was either Bey or Jay who answered the door. They don't live in a house with 17 wings, 2 pools and a swarm of servants.

Sandy said...

Yeah...not believing this one

Sd Auntie said...

That's nice. They are maturing!

Jennifer said...

I wonder what they were listening to....

sandybrook said...

How'd you get through the guarded gate tipster?

sandybrook said...

Montevanni I bet @Jennifer

J said...

Somehow I can't see either of them saying "sorry, how selfish of us. We'll turn down the music right away."

Weekittylass said...

Probably listening to the death throes of their alleged victims.

Krab said...

Although this is a nice blind, their East Hampton house is 12,000 square feet and it's backed by 17 acres of nature preserve. So it's bullshit.

Stupidpervs said...

I hate hear my neighbors illuminates greatest hit album playing while I'm trying to sleep

Stupidpervs said...

Hearing *

drkdragon777 said...

Is everyone upset because they thought this was the Clintons?

Brayson87 said...

Blah blind

DDonna Tarttty said...

Nobody just walks up to JayZee and Beyonce's place and knocks on the door. Doesn't happen. Neither did this blind.

No Name said...

@Sandy Why not? Because it doesn’t fit your narrative?

Anna Mouse said...

they might've been on the beach or the pond and so were the neighbours?

Green Tea said...

Is it because they didn't want to draw any further attention to the babies they were harvesting in the basement?

Gator said...

This was the Obamas in another blind

Unknown said...

"oh my I do apologize! were we playing the Carpenters too loudly? please come on over if you need a cup of sugar!"

puh-leez

DIGITAL LIFE said...

Right...of course they are going to be this way around the affluent. He aspires to be accepted by them and has been campaigning for such these past ten years. He's an asshole outside of those environments and she's a spoiled princess with the IQ of a crayon.

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