Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #4

January 15, 2019

This in the news married mistress is hooking up with one of her bodyguards.

Lauren Sanchez

25 comments:

sandybrook said...

Stupid is as stupid does.

Unknown said...

Mr. Sanchez really gets around.

Brayson87 said...

Well that bodyguard just lost his Prime shipping, have fun with all your deliveries being routed through Alaska.

Freebird said...

His shipments will entually arrive with the box completely damaged & badly taped up, with a note from the post office affixed, saying “Sorry. This is how we found it.”

#stillbitter

cc423 said...

Why in the hell would she need a bodyguard? Well... except for the whole side piece thing.

David Howes said...

She's a gold digger who scored a huge whale.

Yet, this has to have a reason behind it.

Is Jeff a horrible, selfish lover?

All the money on the world can't fix that.

Brayson87 said...

@cc423, I think the part about having a multimillionaire spouse is enough to justify a bodyguard, you can't f*ck your way out of a ransom kidnapping.

Jon said...

Or can you?

AkhaldanSolo said...

Oh fuck, Bezos, nerds always end up with the sloppy seconds. Doesn't that just burn your fucked up wonky eye bald ass?

David Howes said...

this has to have a reason behind it.

Is Jeff a horrible, selfish lover?

It usually all turns out to be the same excuse like Trump and Jeff Epstein..

An egg shaped or tiny dick.

Ksmith said...

What a busy lady.

rosie riveter said...

Dirty Sanchez

Kate K said...

🤣🤣🤣

Jules said...

she snags the richest man in the world and before she gets the ring on her finger she's banging the bodyguard? She must be awfully sure about Bezos marrying her to do that - or she's incredibly stupid.

Weekittylass said...

Ha! Rosie I was just going to post that she’s a dirty little Sanchez.

CJ said...

Is her bodyguard's name Jeff?

Henriette said...

She sure is stupid. Bezo's can pay for better.

astra worthington said...

She doesn’t look sane. I don’t know her but inside that puffed up, dough-esque plastic surgery nightmare of a face, she’s got some CRAZY eyes. I wonder what she was on the sanpaku scale before the surgery. Very predatory. Looks like a shark wearing a human skin.

astra worthington said...

He sure is stupid for getting with her. He could pay for anyone, like you say, and he picks that old slapper? Wtf man!

Leslie Fairchild said...

Nymphomaniac.

M Styles said...

She is UGLY.
She must be good in bed and an excellent manipulator/liar to land this powerful wealthy men cuz she is hideous looking and her plastic surgery is bargain bin status. She needs to start using money on a better surgeon.

OldFart said...

too bad for Jeff that Amazon doesn't sell escorts

Hortensia said...

I'm gonna have to look up sanpanku.
Hope it doesn't make my ears turn red. Or my eyes bulge.

I agree, the wife is much more attractive than the mistress; and, the mistress does have crazy eyes.

Gator said...

She's a skank

Sd Auntie said...

She must be really talented. Her husband is really hot and do is that athlete.

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