Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Today's Blind Items - The Spy

This actor is probably A- list. He can play serious or comic. When acting in comedies, he often plays second fiddle to someone higher on the list, but not nearly as good of an actor. Our actor owns a string of vacation rentals focused primarily in resort locations around the country. Warm weather spots. Tropical destinations. Honeymoon destinations. According to an assistant who left the actor's employ about six weeks ago after almost a decade working for him, the actor has a huge secret. Each of the actor's properties has a security system installed. Not just on the outside. The thing is, he makes sure to let everyone know who is potentially going to rent from him, but her buries it deep in the descriptions of the condos. The former assistant sent one to me and it reads, "Surveillance or recording devices on property - The property is equipped with a camera doorbell. There are also seven additional cameras; one in backyard and two inside to monitor the front porch. In addition, there are cameras monitoring each room for your safety."

You really have to look to find this disclosure in his properties. The thing is, none of the guests have access to any of this video. It is not for their protection, because they can't see it. Instead, it is for the actor who always looks at the photos of every potential guest and their profile and makes it a priority to let honeymooners rent. Our actor has thousands of hours of footage of guests having sex and has kept tabs on guests he found interesting. He has hooked up with several of them, but even they have no idea about the recordings he saw.

55 comments:

Unknown said...

John C. Reilly?

kfitz said...

I need this one revealed for when i go on my honeymoon lol

sandybrook said...

Kevin Nealon?

Smalls said...

Vince Vaughn?

MDAnderson said...

Jonah Hill?

kfitz said...

vince is my guess. he has houses in florida that he rents

sandybrook said...

The last two are good guesses.

Flashy Vic said...

@unknown. That was my first guess too.

RandomJ18 said...

John C. Reilly is my guess as well.

Ash Anna said...

Woah!

Herbert Arnold said...

the acting credentials seem to fit vince vaughn imo.

aemish said...

Sicko!

Natalie Fike said...

Bruce Willis

Brayson87 said...

Well which actor "owns a string of vacation rentals focused primarily in resort locations around the country. Warm weather spots. Tropical destinations. Honeymoon destinations." The list can't be that long.

Always check wherever you're staying. Knew a guy that on the side helped people bust their spouses, he could hide cameras anywhere.

filmfanb said...

John C works really well. Will Farrell being higher up

yepthatsme said...

This is not a spy, its a PERVERT!

kfitz said...

https://www.amlu.com/2018/08/28/vince-vaughns-florida-properties-available-as-vacation-rentals-for-up-to-18k-week/

B626 said...

I can’t imagine a decision impaired honeymooner being drunk or drugged up enough to copulate with John C Reilly so— Vaughn
And he deserves jail time

Smalls said...

There you go, kfitz.

AJ said...

Vince Vaughn owns rental properties in Florida.

https://www.amlu.com/2018/08/28/vince-vaughns-florida-properties-available-as-vacation-rentals-for-up-to-18k-week/

Troy Dyer said...

Gross

Do Tell said...

I really hope it isn't John C. Reilly, but his was the first name I thought of.

kfitz said...

https://dunevacationrentals.com/304844/?sd=12%252F18%252F2019&ed=12%252F23%252F2019#reviews-title

it has great reviews and its BEAUTIFUL.

Dana Hamblen said...

who does Vince Vaughn play "second fiddle" to ?

what about Jon Favreau ?

kfitz said...

jennifer aniston, reese witherspoon, ben stiller, id say owen wilson but i like vince better than him lol

David Howes said...

Years ago, a Las Vegas based Security Expert said that his company had fire alarms/sprinklers, etc. that masked a camera.

He demonstrated one to me and the picture was fantastic.

I asked why so many other cameras had bad video/pictures.
He said those were cheap.

He said the next time I was in a casino take a look at the camera bubbles.
He said those could zoom in close enough to see the pores on my face.

I wonder: are the cameras in this story are like that?

Notagoodscreenname said...

Isn’t that illegal? It’s creepy as hell. And crass to hook up with his renters.

And are there some days that the pop up ads are worse than others, for anyone else?

Morning Lorri said...

I thought Jason Segal.

kfitz said...

jason segal is on my wish list lmfao

Notagoodscreenname said...

Is Jason segal A list?

gauloise said...

Paul Rudd?

Adam Scott?

Michael Cera?

Bill Hader?

VInce Vaughn is a headliner

John C and Jonah Hill are really good guesses.

Freckles said...

Jonah hill. John C is a comedian first to me.

SarahElizabeth said...

Woody Harrelson. Second fiddle to mccaughney or Owen Wilson second to Vaughn?

Tricia13 said...

Getting a Thomas Haden Church vibe but not sure about the properties he may own. He is from Texas so maybe places in The southwest,Fl?New Orleans?

Ice Angel said...

In my opinion Vince Vaughan is A list. That said I wouldn't say he is a "better actor" than any of his costars. He's funny, and likable enough, but he kind of plays the same part in every movie.

Tricia13 said...

I love him unabashedly... not to say he does t have his faults- but he headlines and is A .

Herbert Arnold said...

vince played 2nd fiddle to harvey keitel in reservoir dogs

Trapped said...

Vince V. I thought he was a secret freak, but to record people having sex is pathetic

Alf Landon said...

Ha Ha Ha His name is now Jason Segel
I kid you not.

An Edwards said...

Jonah Hill comes off as an arrogant, obnoxious, insecure, twisted little puke. So yeah, him. Lay off the yayo, ya little F.F.

Tricia13 said...

@freckles has it I think.
Article today about Jonah Hills passion for “photography “.

Tricia13 said...

+1
Sorry I said end of thread I agreed with this guess not seeing it was you who guessed it.
He is a “voyeur” apparently and an avid photographer per the DM

Brayson87 said...

Oh FFS, the blind says a string of vacation rentals around the country.

"But Vaughn is game to try the rental market again, although this time he’ll be testing the waters in Florida. He has a pair of houses in Santa Rosa Beach, a northwest coast community nestled between the Gulf and the state of Alabama."

Two houses in Florida are not a f*cking string around the country, it's not Vince Vaughn.

Mahogany1 said...

Jeff Daniels

Big Kim said...

Nope. Vince Vaughn hasn’t been in any Tarantino movies.

twimmin said...

Jon Hamm maybe

Viceholden said...

Nathan Fillion.

J F said...

Rick Roll

Bubbles said...

This is totally Jonah Hill.

Plays second fiddle to Channing Tatum (Jump Street movies) who "is someone higher on the list, but not nearly as good of an actor".

Can do comedy or serious.

Depeche Model said...

Not to be a snob but since when is Florida a tropical honeymoon destination?
Exactly how poor do you have to be to honeymoon in Florida?

astra worthington said...

Lol too snobby for Florida! Aren’t you something? Whoa, everyone look here! THIS GUY is totally cosmopolitan! Florida isn’t good enough for him!

I’ve been all over the world, to a lot of the celebrated beaches. Most are shit holes and aren’t worth the price. At least in Florida it’s cheap, close by, and you can drink the water, eat the food, and not necessarily be a target as a foreigner (although if you’re white you’re a foreigner from about Orlando, on down). Give me Florida any day. The most beautiful beaches I’ve ever been to are there. And only a retard wants to waste money on stupid status signaling vacations, instead of being prudent and financially responsible.

Tricia13 said...

Palm Beach,Sannibel Island,Long Boat Key, Naples... I could go on-all absolutely stunning places and not cheap.
South Beach is also super expensive ...when you stay in nice places as is Key Biscayne.
Just thought you should know Depeche. I don’t live there anymore but many beaches are beyond stunning
Actually Britney ought a home in Destin on the Gulf coast(never been), but again-beautiful I hear

BRAD PITT said...

he can play serious = oscar nom for Chicago

He can play serious or comic = John C Reilly

When acting in comedies, he often plays second fiddle = Step Brothers

CJ said...

David Howes: Security camera quality has improved a LOT in the last 10 or 15 years. The kind of equipment your friend was talking about in casinos is now commonplace. Even the cheapest stuff is pretty high-def today.

Depeche Model said...

Thank you Tricia. Of course I have been to Florida but never in order to go on tropical beach vacations. They were mainly work related trips. Flying all across the Atlantic to visit beaches, brought me mostly to Caribbean islands and Mexico.
I guess I should apologise for having honeymooned in the Maldives, but I won't.

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