Friday, January 25, 2019

Your Turn

How many tattoos do you have? If you don't have one, would you ever consider getting one?

72 comments:

MSAB09 said...

2 for me. A Phoenix and the grim reaper. Pretty bad ass..... 🙄🤣

sandybrook said...

None and never gonna happen.

longtimereader said...

None and f*** no.

Laura Ramona said...

I have none but I always wanted a small butterfly on the back of my neck and small orchid on my ankles. Nothing big.

Ann said...

None and I never will. You ever see what tattoos look like on old people? It's not pretty. Stretched out, saggy skin with a tat is something that even bleach can't help you unsee.

Smalls said...

I currently have four with plans on getting at least two more. Got my most recent two on my honeymoon. The hubs and I got two sets of matching ones (runes and ogham) but neither of our names, because hard pass on ever doing that. The other two are a green arrow I designed and a semicolon tattoo with the words "I'm still here" next to it.

Jon said...

Tattoos are for classless people who have given up on life. Don't get me started on women with tats...trashy hussies.

Aquagirl said...

None & never will. I was away with my niece a few years ago & we convinced the guy in the tattoo parlor to give us fake tattoos. Sent photos to our family & nobody believed it for a second because they know how I feel about them.

Natalie Fike said...

4 too many. I had 1 session of removal literally 1 week after I got one. Its still there.
BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER! I should have listened to my dad.

:| raven |: said...

i have 10 right now, and want more. i'd like to end up with a full sleeve on the left arm. love them and they all have very special meaning. all custom. it's art. <3

Zebra Seasoning said...

3 so far, plans for a few more when I have more money than I have bills. ;)

:| raven |: said...

and Jon, you're a classless misogynist asshole. 'nuff said.

Cinnamon Stick said...

None. I'm the only one of six siblings without tatoos. Both daughters have lots of ink, too. I'm not against it, just have never found anything I like well enough to have on my body for the rest of my life.

Trapped said...

I will not have any tattoos on my body, I think it tacky looking

Super Comic Fun Time! said...

Tattoos are gross and violate the body's first defense against disease.

Groggy said...

6 tats. Love 'em all and wish I could get more but Mrs. Groggy says no, and it's not like I could exactly sneak new one.

Herbert Arnold said...

zero tats for me. the creator would have made it standard equipment but h/she didnt want a perfect canvass soiled.

:| raven |: said...

+1 Groggy

not like you can hide the new dress amongst the dry cleaning!

AListDiva said...

I have five and would consider 1 or 2 more. The rush of getting one is amazing! The pain feels good and is a better alternative than cutting if u are depressed.

Florin said...

I don't have any. I can't imagine wanting to get one, but who knows, I might change my mind. It'll probably be a sign of a mid-life crisis if I do.

Krab said...

None and no. They're gross and tacky.

cheesegrater15 said...

Two. I want another one, but I don't know what I want.

Thorne said...

Zero, but I want one. Just can't think of what I might want on my body forever. Considered Kurt Vonnegut's asshole because I love all of his books and I can pass it off as a star if a prude asks, but it also might make me look like a teenaged malcontent.

TVAnnie said...

Two, a parrot on my ankle and a parrot and pocket watch on my back. Parrothead here.

roundeye said...

Tattoos are degenerate.

Carol B said...

Nope none never.

Brayson87 said...

Some, they could probably use some touching up.

supapimp said...

Zero and hells no.

Notagoodscreenname said...

1

Alf Landon said...

None, Never. Self worship is a sin

Tropicana said...

3

Aquagirl said...

Ha! Ha!

Count Jerkula said...

Zero. I could never desecrate this amazing piece of meat that god created.

Isighalot said...

A friend of mine refers to tattoos as a "public display of mental illness".

Paul Saint John said...

If I ever serve a jail sentence, I might contemplate getting a tattoo.

HeatherBee said...

Wow. I have always been in the minority with my lack of tattoos, but I’m too needle phobic to entertain the thought of getting one.

fnchrstphr said...

The Old Testament clearly states tattoos are treyf. What don't you understand?

Brayson87 said...

Your body is going to rot or burn anyway in the end. Do you really think some higher being gives a sh!t about your wrapper?

Stevie Nixed said...

A semi-colon on my wrist. And when I was in my shittiest year (near marital breakdown and other hideous things happening) I got a tattoo inspired by my fave band's record: Worst Case Scenario. Do I regret it? Nah, not at all. I love having it as a (masochistic?) reminder. Will I get more? Maybe.

fnchrstphr said...

Please tell me you know that was a joke.

Low Key said...

5 and would have more if I had the money. Like full sleeves more. I love ink.

David Howes said...

None.

Tattoos are stupid.

Why destroy perfect skin with an ink stain.

While growing up, a neighbor who was retired from the Navy had 2 ink blotches on his forearms.

As a kid, I asked what happened to him.

He replied: "One used to be an anchor; the other was USN.'
He looked at his arms and said, "I can't remember which was which!"

Sarton Bander said...

None. Perhaps glow in dark tattoos of blood type under arms etc.

January Wynter said...

Zing!

Liz Pop said...

zero and no.

Jennifer said...

None, no.

emeraldcity said...

None and NO.

Motörhead said...

I have a large penis tattooed on my very small penis

hothotheat said...

1

Lyss L said...

3! Getting my fourth and fifth one next week! Five is gonna be Ariana grandes dangerous woman mask on my finger.

Lyss L said...

lol at the comments. I have my late grandfathers writiing on my arm. TRY to tell me that’s trashy.

LA Native said...

Not on your life, never gonna happen. My skin is just fine unadorned, thank you.

Jazzy Rae said...

14 and counting. I've been getting them for over 20 years.

Hortensia said...

The questions should have been, "What were you high on when you got your first tattoo?"

MichiganMama59 said...

One, and I got it 40 years ago this month.

Marybel said...

None and never came up with something I wanted permanently. I'm Christian, but God doesn't need proof on my body.

Brooklyn Girl said...

One.

Cee Kay said...

I have two, though one has two pieces.

My husband has none but has been thinking about it for a long time. He's turning 50 this year so maybe I'll buy it for him for his birthday.

Kimberley said...

None, and no. @HeatherBee - I'm needle-phobic too - although that isn't the main reason I won't have tattoos. I have to go back into hospital in a few months for an operation. It's a long story, but I almost died the first time in ICU. I've always been needle-phobic. I'm seeing a CBT therapist who is helping me with my needle-phobia, it will be gradual desensitisation (sp?)
I think hypnotherapists can help with it too.

Smalls said...

Yiiiiiiikes. So many judgy people on here about tats. How about ‘nope, don’t have any’??? I guarantee none of mine are trashy, but go off, I guess.

+1 to Stevie Nixed on the semicolon tat!

Sal T said...

None, but I’d like a small white feather on my wrist.

orangesoda said...

None and nope. All of my friends have them and I haven't liked a single one of their tats, ever. But you all do you. Your bodies.

MattDaddy said...

Nope, but thinking of ye olde semicolon. Only hitch being how I'd explain it to my kids.

orangesoda said...

@Matt, your kids would absolutely understand it and appreciate it when they're old enough to fully understand your explanation behind the tattoo. If it means a lot to you dude, just go ahead. If they aren't old enough to have the mental health talk with though, just tell them that you just really love grammar.

Depeche Model said...

The most tatted up people I know, happen to have the most bland and ordinary personalities.

Tattoos used to be edgy and dangerous, nowadays every drunken moron runs off to get inked. Everybody so desperately want to be different, yet they end up all looking the same.

Mad Fat Boy said...

I'm gonna get one for my 40th birthday.

Mrs Meat said...

Three. I might be old, but my body is HOT. Everyone begs to see the one on my arse. I just make them wait until summer when I'm in my foxy bikini. Mr Meat has none though. He's the classy one in the family.

mud said...

i am a classless, tacky, godless, gross, degenerate, self-worshipping, mentally ill, stupid, moronic hussy with multiple tattoos on my saggy, shriveled-up old body. i will be getting more tats anytime i damned well please because i already cannot get into heaven with all this ink. the good and godly people in this thread should start a movement to put good and godly people in front of all tattoo parlors so they can warn people of the dangers of tattoos.

NatCo said...

Got the date of my grandfathers death day on my forearm. If I'm getting another one it would also need to be something with a really big meaning to me

Truthseeker said...

17 sorta. They all mean something and are tasteful as I work in an office. Lets see. I have a semicolon on my thumb, and an ankh on my middle finger of my left hand, that was hubby's and I's 10th anniversary tattoo. I have a blue Jay on my right wrist, fave bird, and hubby's nickname, I have an Axe/Rose on my left forearm for my grandkids, Axel and Rose. I have both forearms tattooed at the wrist area as I used to be a cutter, It reminds me.
I have my dogs paw on my ankle, and on the top of my right foot a little devil fishing, for my grandson Axel, and the left foot is a gorgeous Owl for my grandaughter Rose again. hmm. I have a piece of Myakka art on one calf and a bloody red riding hood on the other, as well as a tribal style horse, my totem animal. I have a few more, but I am too tired to type about them. lol.
My husband is an artist and tattoos, So i get new ones when i feel the need. I need to finish off my owl piece before WElcome to Rockville.

Mahogany1 said...

Too many to count almost cover

never could be any other way said...

people on here are more disgusting than any supposed tattoo

we're literally on a website about how trashy people can be

people who do really disgusting degenerate things

but getting a tattoo that means something to you equates to being mentally ill? fuck off you pretentious pricks

guy doesn't like my tattoos? i'll just get MORE.

i think the people calling tattoos trashy have clearly never seen many. there are such beautiful tattoos that are literally art.

cunts

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