Saturday, January 26, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #5

January 18, 2019

A group of designers have banded together and are making it very difficult for the mistress of the very very rich guy to find a dress for the Oscars. Apparently the mistress is going to get shown off so every reporter can ask the couple about their relationship.

Jeff Bezos/Lauren Sanchez

46 comments:

fnchrstphr said...

Why would they do this?

notthisagain said...

she can order a dress from Amazon

Aquagirl said...

She’s ugly as shit & one of the most hated woman around right now. Would you want to dress her?

Aquagirl said...

Plus why risk pissing off MacKenzie?

yepthatsme said...

@Aquagirl, she is not ugly! She is worth more than 65 billion dollars!

Sd Auntie said...

Homewrecker will be exalted once they waltz down the aisle.

Unknown said...

@yepthatsme LOL. except she's not.

Unknown said...

Bezos should be embarrassed.

Ann said...

My opinion is the designers took the stance to show solidarity with Sanchez's husband. He's a superagent with clients like Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. Besides who would want to put their name together with this woman? She's absolutely hated. Sanchez was in NYC this week so she's probably found another designer there who will dress her.

YoSoyMilk said...

Bezos is a lazy eyed ugly POS. No amount of $ would make any sane person fuck that reptilian

sandybrook said...

He's no prize but his money makes him look good. Botox beat the living shit out of her face, so she's definitely no prize either.

YoSoyMilk said...

Holy LOL. So true

Unknown said...

Water seeks its own level. And so do scumbags.

Bleu said...

The blind makes no sense. Bezos is not an outcast of Hollywood or the media (FFS he owns the Washington Post). I cannot imagine a single designer wanting to alienate the richest man alive in modern history by being so petty to his wife/mistress/sister/mother/daughter/friend/whatever. I notice Enty didn't actually reveal any of the designers, which isn't a reveal at all.

Andi F said...

Jeff is dumber than I thought. This chick with so much bad plastic surgery has made a joke out of him. She's a thristy AF failed model, failed actress, failed tv host, local tv correspondant/trophy wife.

Jeff, may be rich & powerful. Both his Mac & Sanchez'z ex have friends.

Gator said...

These two have no class and no shame. I wouldn't want to dress a plastic Joker lookalike either.

Andi F said...

This chick bragged about screwing the richest man to her friends, even sending his sexts and dick pics. She's a liability.

texasrose said...

Who's dressing the two escorts he usually has waiting in his limo??

Aquagirl said...

Ha, Ha! They’re more elegant than she is. At least they own up to who they are and what they do and don’t try to pretend to be someone that they’re not.

Aquagirl said...

And he’s planning to move in with her! Dumb fuck!

Unknown said...

@yepthats me
Tell me. I want to know.
How exactly does 65 billion dollars make the woman attractive?

Paul Saint John said...

Lipstick on a pig. Is this the only woman on earth 100 billion dollars could buy? Once a nerd, always a nerd. Bezos is a loser.

bdm said...

The penis is the Achilles heel.

Thought Bezos was smarter than this. Maybe it was always Mackenzie who was the brains.

Conservaterian said...

This two bit tramp must have a trick pelvis. She is nothing to look at with that wonky eye and busted up face. Mackenzie will have a blessed life without that stupid husband with the face of an uncircumcised penis.

Unknown said...

@conservaterian nah. women with personality disorders are able to play men for a minute.

J F said...

Exactly, and probably even get her Amazon Prime membership paid for the next year or two...

At least she can get her shoes from Zappos (owned by Bezos too)

J F said...

Who are u referring too? Dirty Sanchez has no money and never will. Even if she married Bozos, his money is not HER community property... It's Makenzies'.

J F said...

This whole circus is nothing but a shitshow...

I'll only be thoroughly entertained if Mackenzie takes her 1/2 and runs off and marries Steve Jobs widow (who was married to a closeted asshole of a human being, but got the payoff finally)... Now THAT would be Epic!!!

hunter said...

Ann nailed it, "My opinion is the designers took the stance to show solidarity with Sanchez's husband. He's a superagent with clients like Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. "

oh what?!?!!?? yeah. this makes sense 100%%%

Patty Perfect said...

So sad, these weathy men are just as rotten as the women they fall for to leave their marriage. This so called love affair will be over in months.

Jennifer Low Rents said...

Fuck all of you who are writing 'homewrecker' comments and the like.

It takes TWO to tango and he's as much to blame for the demise of his marriage (even more so imo) as her.

I'm sick to shit of people who blame the woman for taking the poor man who has no self control away from his obviously wonderful wife and marriage. Fuck.That.Shit.

hunter said...

I stand with Jennifer and her Low Rent.

Dannette said...

At least Bezos has contributed something to the world, unlike the faux empowered gold digger..

luckythewondercat said...

Jennifer Low Rents +1

Unknown said...

I love how you clutch your pearls.

By the way, resting bitch face broke up two families. She was married to mr super agent with kids when she traded up.

Freebird said...

Page Six had An article the other day. It said that she walked into a restaurant at lunch and waited until all eyes were on her and then she tried to make a grand entrance. She was acting like she was the star of the entire room. Meanwhile, Paul McCartney was quietly sitting there eating his lunch, without any fanfare.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

What happens when you piss off MacKenzie? 🍿

Aquagirl said...

@Scandi: Idk cause MacKenzie seems pretty nice to me, but I’d imagine she might want to buy some new dresses/clothes with her billions after the divorce. I’d hate to be the designer who dressed the Mistress. Funnily enough, ‘Mistress’ was auto-corrected to ‘Mistrust.’

Nosy Scotian said...

Good one Yep. This is what he will pay to have her. Not cheap. Hope it's worth it

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Damn. Autocorrect knows what’s up. 🌚🌝

astra worthington said...

And I’m sick as shit of people who try and act like the home wrecker has zero culpability in destroying a marriage.

CLOSE YOUR LEGS TO MARRIED MEN.

Real simple shit right there. I always wonder, do the people that get all indignant over the home wrecker being vilified, have a personal interest in this? Like, are they home wrecking pieces of shit and don’t want to be blamed for their disgusting actions? Why spend so much energy defending a shitty person and saying “b-but the MAAAAN”? Yeah men think with their dicks. Let’s be real here. He can’t cheat if nobody will cheat with him.

Depeche Model said...

woooow people really take this non-story super personally, don't they?

Who gives a flying fuck? megs rich gazilloinaire divorces long term wife, who'll become gazillionairess, to shack up with age appropriate slut? OMG, how will I sleep tonight?

Unknown said...

@depechemodel but then everybody complains when our leaders are losers who do horrible things to people. Guess that is why people give a flying F? Idk.

gauloise said...

idk, it seems they both deserve each other, mac and the agent will be better off without them.

Bezos from these blinds was always cheating and Lauren was always social climbing, so it was only a matter of time for their spouses to wake up and move on.

Unknown said...

She is Bezos' beard; he's gay.

Dumblesnore said...

Exactly. Even though she is cross-eyed and hideous, the little inner ugly nerd boy that he is still thinks he can't do any better.

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