Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Blind Item #7 - Reader Blind

This long-lived mostly TV actress associated primarily with comedies has had a career resurgence of sorts the last decade appearing as a regular on a show and in commercials.

When asked, she credits daily exercise for her long life but in fact there is a darker reason connected to this.

Like many actresses in those days, when she was starting out, she had to ride the casting couch for roles and so as part of her exercise regimen she developed muscles in a particular part of her anatomy so as to finish the men quicker so she could get the degrading experience over with. She also developed muscular control in another part of her anatomy for the same reason as sometimes that was part of the deal. 

52 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Betty White?

E said...

Whoever this is, I love this ๐Ÿ‘!

IndieRaga said...

Oh please nooooooooo....

Brayson87 said...

Sh!t that would be a fun exercise tape to watch. ๐Ÿ˜…

Tricia13 said...

Rue McClanahan

parissucksliterally said...

Betty White.

Tricia, Rue died years ago.

MDAnderson said...

What did I just read.

Tricia13 said...

Oh dang.. I loved Rue. She was saucy so I could see her being um-skilled๐Ÿ‘€

His Princess said...

I just need her to give tips on these exercises.

Brayson87 said...

The ATM Workout, coming to your gym soon!

parissucksliterally said...

Rue was awesome!!!!

Tricia13 said...

She was a hot shit as they say....
This thread is awesome! Enty needs to do more “muscularly gifted “ blinds!

Tuesdi said...

Come ON, lol.

Shaddup Mimsey said...

I agree with the Betty White guess. Do your kegels ladies!

A.Claire said...

Kegels and no gag reflex, a win win combination.

MeliticusBee said...

This is revolting.
Sad and revolting and should not be the subject of a blind.

Brayson87 said...

+1 Mel for having a soul. The idea that a beloved actress might have been treated like a worthless $2 anal whore just because she wanted to be a star isn't that funny.

kelli grrrl said...

Betty White is 97 years old. If she wanted people to know about her particular muscles, she’d have shared it a long time ago. I know this is a gossip site, but this one just seems particularly weird to me.

ShadyLady said...

Was going to say Suzanne Sommers but I don't think she is on any current TV, except maybe her thigh master ones!

momo said...

Thigh master, indeed

MountainMama said...

So you are crediting strong kegals and anal muscles as the key to a long life? LOLOL. This blind is a bit out there...

J said...

Disagree, Brayson. IMO, you want to be a star, you accept what happens consequently.

There are always other [[shudder]] jobs, like regular people do.

cheesegrater15 said...

This is a lot more believable than that ridiculous Lee Van Cleef body double story.

samechick said...

Noooooo. I don't want to have these thoughs lingering in my head about Betty White.

Brayson87 said...

@J, Pretty sure there aren't many jobs where getting literally f*cked in the a$$ is a job requirement. Figuratively though it's quite common.

squirrelmistress said...

why is this so shocking? all of them do it.

Sunkist said...

So in this reader blind, someone was REALLY CLOSE to the still living actress. I wonder if she shares with glee that she was a whore. Prostitute, lady of the night...whatever you wanna call it. Will we have a #Metoo case initiated by Betty White? Is she proud of this or was she 'violated'. Betty White exercised her bung hole for jobs? Remember she was married to Alan Luden. Again, as I have shared before. No shame in being a whore by choice. Get your money. But, apart from certain rapists, using your pussy and a bank account is being a whore and I would rather vomit nuclear waste personally.

Brayson87 said...

@cheesegrater, But wouldn't it be a more fun world if there were body doubles everywhere? I bet you could replace most people and only their family and close friends would notice.

Sunkist said...

*pussy AS a bank account

marjorie said...

Was looking forward to reading CountJerkula's stinging assessment of this one! Where are you, Count???

J said...

Brayson, there also aren't many jobs which make you rich and famous, which is coucher goal #1.

sandybrook said...

After all these years FINALLY a BI where Betty White is the right answer!

Moose said...

Isn't Betty White credited with having appeared naked in a deck of playing cards?

NYC A Girl Has No Name said...

@ sandybrook, LOL!!!

purpleiris said...

Cloris Leachman

beckywiththegoodhair said...

Just came on here looking for Count.

FINALLY a blind about Betty White's B-hole.

My life is complete.

T. W. said...

@MontanaMarriott

I truly believe this is the one time Betty White is the subject of the blind.

cocktailhour said...

Oh, geez, I read these on my lunch break!

Alf Landon said...

Not a deck just the 9 of hearts

Moose said...

Thanks, Alf - I knew there was a story about her and cards from her pre-fame days.

KayeC said...

To change it up I'm guessing Cloris Leachman because she is funny as hell, and I can imagine her saying this in jest. She is 93, was on Raising Hope recently and did Go Daddy commercials too. Plus, I just don't want to believe this about Betty White.

Cindy said...

Can someone explain to me just exactly how exercising this particular muscle can contribute to a extending a life into the 90's??

Brayson87 said...

@Cindy, Better bowel movements I imagine.

Count Jerkula said...

Betty White w/ the pussy & o-ring skills. Smart broad. Them dead fish lays probably endured relentless pounding from execs.

Would love to hear if Enty has any good whorgasm breakdowns on the casting couch.

Post Cards From The Edge said...

Great now we have count jerkula blinds.

TheBPlot said...

WTF reading that was a colossal waste of time.

Unknown said...

Brayson, being a prostitute does not make a human being worthless. Try some empathy.

emeraldcity said...

Maybe Rita Moreno, she is 88 and still looks great. Except is is mostly known for movies not TV even though she has done mostly of TV over the past two decades and is in a netflix TV series at the moment. She was pretty wild in her younger days.

Mango said...

I’m seriously worried about the Count. A blind like this is normally like a bat signal to him.

@ emeraldcity - Rita Moreno is an EGOT winner (dead giveaway if mentioned in the blind), but wouldn’t Enty have at least referred to Moreno as an Oscar winner/nominee if it was indeed her? I know that Betty White got around, but I like the Cloris Leachman guess. In any event, this will never be revealed.

Town Pump said...

Thank you, MB. I sincerely hope that there isn’t any truth to this. It hurts my heart.

Anonymous said...

This is such trash.

Get a soul. Even half a soul will do.

veee said...

Soooo kegels will add years to your life?!?!

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