Monday, January 06, 2020

Blind Item #27 - Golden Globes

Speaking of that hit Hulu show, another actress from that show performed oral sex on a guy in the back of an Uber (not even Uber Black, it was a Kia) and besides the driver, there were other people in the car at the same time. This was not a full on long thing. Apparently this was a 30 second I told you I would do it in front of people thing.

28 comments:

Huckleberry said...

These types of girls are the most fun. Exhausting, but fun.

Vita said...

Hardly a great time if you're the other passengers!

cheesegrater15 said...

Gross. Do it in a packed theater or on an inter-city bus, you trollop.

Brayson87 said...

So she blew a guy in the back of a minivan? Trying to relive her HS glory days?

Huckleberry said...

@ Vita, I guess that depends on what kinks you're into.

Vita said...

Huckleberry -- fair enough, lol!

YoSoyMilk said...

It was a KIA you dumbass. Learn to read.

Nathan said...

Kia makes a minivan you twatwaffle.

Brayson87 said...

@YoSoy, how many KIA models can fit a driver, multiple other people, and two people engaged in oral sex? I'm betting the minivan or at least one of the SUVs.

Troy Dyer said...

Madeline Brewer is we are going with Handmaids Talent

Melvin The Reanimated said...

Met Madeline. Very sweet, and very spunky. Could see her doing this.

Vita said...

Twatwaffle now an early frontrunner for 2020 Word of the Year

Brayson-- I admire your practical analysis of all situations, lol!

Hotbox said...

I feel sorry for the Uber driver. Their car, even if it’s a Kia, doesn’t deserve to be turned into the Bang Bus by some two-bit floozy.

Brayson87 said...

@Hotbox, Imagine being the driver, you're all excited to be driving celebs, maybe you even recognize some of them. Then all of a sudden you hear the slurp slurp coming from the back and now all you can think of is whether you've got enough paper towels and Windex because that chick definitely looked like a quitter when she got in.

I don't know why people sh!t on Kia, I'm not personally familiar but I know they're rated more reliable than many other brands.

https://www.autotrader.com/car-news/kia-has-suddenly-become-one-most-reliable-car-brands-259590

https://www.consumerreports.org/cars/kia/

https://repairpal.com/reliability/kia

DarylsBigFan said...

Another little 'star', who thinks they are entitled to do anything, anywhere... including in another person's vehicle.
I hope they got caught on camera. Or arrested

atoukzug said...

She sounds fun..

Hotbox said...

This makes me wonder if Uber has a spooge fee?

Unknown said...

I think this one is Shailene Woodley and the one about the mostly movie actress cheating with a married director is Nicole Kidman. "Speaking of that hit Hulu show" says a lot to me.

Freebird said...

Yes. Both Lyft & Uber have a cleaning fee for any biological fluids - vomit, semen, vaginal fluids, etc.

Mommywoman said...

I'm still laughing at "twatwaffle."

MattDaddy said...

If I'm the guy, I doubt I could get it up in that scenario.

Aquagirl said...

@Brayson: Kia has always had a reputation of being a cheap (and, in my mind, unreliable) car. They are obviously trying to change their image with their new models/designs. Around 6 years ago, they got caught lying about MPG & EPA standards, and had to refund a certain amount to previous buyers. Didn’t improve my opinion of them. Someone offered to upgrade me to a Kia (can’t remember the model) when I was renting a car in the past year or two. I outright refused, as I wouldn’t feel safe driving one, despite consumer reports, etc.

bdm said...

Yet to be solved: How fast did the Kia go from 0 to 69?

Aquagirl said...

Hey @ Freebird: Happy New Year 🎊!!! So what’s the cleaning fee for both semen and vaginal fluids? (Asking for a friend...)

Aquagirl said...

+1@BDM. It probably didn’t. Sounds as if she was giving, not receiving.

Brayson87 said...

@Aqua, Mercedes is not cheap yet it is one of the most unreliable makes you can buy. VW got caught putting emissions test cheating devices in their cars. Remember clean diesel? A lie. There are very few trustworthy auto manufacturers.

HouellebecqGurl said...

The first time ai heard someone call someone else a twatwaffle was 1985. Not exactly treading new ground.

Freckles said...

I want to read the uber driver's review. I hope they tipped well but I doubt it. Entitled assholes.

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