Wednesday, January 08, 2020

Blind Item #3

This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who doesn't act any longer, is unable to do so because he can't remember lines any longer. He spends most of his days trying to get his housekeepers to have sex with him.

45 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Arnold S

MDAnderson said...

Jack nicholson?

Simon said...

Don’t think it’s arrnold. Wasn’t he just in another movie that tanked at the box office?

herbert arnold said...

jack

J said...

Josh Hartnett

Rome said...

Connery. Sean Connery.

HushHush said...

Jack Nicholson say that he can't remember his lines, so he no longer acts. Probably has some sort of dementia, and or alzheimer's. I have family members suffering from this, and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. I call it late onset schizophrenia, it's a serious, and deadly mental disease. I wish all the best to his family, it's a hard road for them, as it's a journey the sick don't know that they're on.

Morninglorri said...

I would not mind Josh Hartnett hitting on me.

yepthatsme said...

If he gets one to have sex with him, will he remember? Or will he start asking her again?

T. W. said...

I’ve heard for years that Nicholson has dementia.

Vita said...

I agree with Jack Nicholson guess.
Prayers to you and your family, HushHush.

momo said...

It is like a perfect sequel to Carnal Knowledge. pathetic adolescent bs revisited

squirrelmistress said...

maybe it's because of all that sex he had with underage girls?

Doug T. said...

Housekeeper sex sounds like his late next door neighbor Brando

Sunkist said...

This one is Nicholson for sure

L B said...

Jack has everything pointing to him being a deviant. His home was used to rape at least once by Polanski, and he knew it was, and his last wife moved her young daughters into a desperate home at some point, and there’s every indication it was for protection.

He deserves what he gets.

L B said...

*seperate home

Clark Green said...

going with carlos estevez

Cold in Ct said...

Having had a family member diagnosed with early onset dementia is something I would not wish on my worst enemy. Heartbreaking

hunter said...

Jack Nicholson for sure.

Didn't we also read here that he has Russian "nurses" hired to care for him? This would explain why he is chasing after his housekeepers - he can already access his nurses.

sandybrook said...

Havent seen Jack courtside at a Lakers game in ages and I dont think it's because they sucked the past few years. (One time I went to a Knicks vs. Utah Jazz game at MSG back in the 90s, sat on the floor level and he was at the game. They put him on the big overhead screen and the entire crowd stood and gave him a standing ovation. The only other time I saw anything close to that was when they showed Norm from Cheers at a Rangers hockey game and everybody yelled "NORM!")

longtimereader said...

Marlon had the same problem in old age.

BRAD PITT said...

i reckon wiig cancelled the Toni Erdmann remake post #MeToo movement because jack refused to condemn polanski

sandybrook said...

I just saw Jack was at the Lakers game last night, first time in a long time, maybe that is why this blind was written?

DarylsBigFan said...

I'm going with Nicholson. He looked confused and lost the last time I saw a photograph.

AngelSleuth said...

Poor Jack

Marlin said...

Agree. Still love him, he defines cool.

Ulf said...

Smells like Nicholson

Max Power said...

Isn't this the whole purpose of becoming Permanent A+?

BestMan said...

I don’t care if people think he’s cool. He’s at the very least a pedo sympathizer and the same people who condemn others can’t condemn him, you’re the reason these assholes rule and flourish in Hollywood. Shame on you.

Urban reader said...

Sean Connery.

DavidHowesCREBroker said...

Back in the 1980s when I was working on a toy commercial at Laird Studios (I think it's now called Culver Studios?), during a lunch break, I would shoot baskets in an facilities building that had a basketball hoop with other crew members.
Anyway, Jack Nicholson jointed us one time and it was known that he always wanted to win.
So, we played h-o-r-s-e and sure enough Jack won.
So surprised!
(We let him win.)

Substance D said...

Here's some Jack shit you may not know: My old man (dec.) knew Jack pre-fame and anything that moved was Jack's battle cry. Yes, power from both sides of the plate, just like Marlon and Warren Beatty. These legendary lotharios are all power trippers so boys are just as useful as servants and slaves as the girls. Sean Penn is one of their proteges. Angelica was primarily a madame, which will explain that long term coupling. Jack is also cousin to Leo D., both illegitimate. Illegitimate but blood related to the elites is why these guys succeed in public. Real power remains hidden and the bastards are the face of the agenda.
What happened with Polanski was business as usual but for some reason damage control was required and they chose the Polish dwarf to take the fall. That also got him out of the country so he wouldn't reveal in a drugged stupor where Sharon was hiding- Santa Catarina, Brazil, BTW.
This is hearsay so you can believe my old man or not. He was an atheist so you won't meet him on the other side to verify.

TheBPlot said...

Arnold was on Howard Stern recently and witty and sharp as ever.

BestMan said...

This sounds quite legit actually.

BestMan said...

I have a bizarre hysterical connection to Arnold. My neighbor across the street has a history in the military with some security clearances, but is in retirement. He showed interest in working a project with me and I ran him through a few basic questions to make sure he’d pass the background check. He bragged about his past, but then added “There might be a problem. I just got off the no fly list.”

Curious, I asked him to elaborate.

“Five years ago I was on the opposite political side of the Governor of CA. I called Arnold’s office and kept getting his assistant when I asked for him. I baited the assistant, making myself known, and one day Arnold actually took a call finally. We had it out on the phone, and I called him on his sexuality. He said “we’ll see” and the next thing I know he’s put me on a no fly list.”

I have not hired him, but got a good laugh.

Freebird said...

So Arnold is actually gay and Sharon Tate is actually alive? This feels like a weird dream.

Maggie T said...

Permanent A+ list??

Maggie T said...

Technically, being an atheist doesn't mean there's no afterlife. He could be busting to tell someone.

Hotbox said...

Housekeepers are there to clean up the mess, not create it. Stop being cheap & hire a whore.

junebug630 said...

Richard Dreyfuss

Count Jerkula said...

Jack's handlers must be hiring illegals, because any red blooded American woman would surely let Jack take care of biddness, then get back to scrubbing the skid marks out of his drawers.

SMDUGAFAN said...

Harrison Ford (recent plane incident).

SlimKeith said...

Substance D, your Daddy knew Nicholson over 50 years ago but you got most of your info wrong. He was also married once-"before he was famous" the time period in which your Dad supposedly "knew him". He had two kids with a woman in the 90's Loraine something-a boy and a girl not "girls" and she always lived with them in a separate house. I still remember the article in People Magazine about them-she was very pretty-a hostess at The Viper in the 90's I think.

Substance D said...

Slim, are you telling me that while Jack was married, he didn't cheat? An actor? Really? Getting married and having kids cures one's compulsive behavior? Wow! Who knew?
Jack was a pot head back when that was dangerous and my old man, between one of his five marriages and kids, had a roommate who was a bit actor but a major pot connection around town. Jack would hang at my old man's bungalow with this reefer man and Jack would clean out the fridge with his perpetual munchies. He particularly liked thin sliced baloney slathered with peanut butter. Sounds like something a preggo wife would eat and maybe Jack was just sympathy munching.

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