Friday, March 02, 2007

Four For Friday

Seriously I wish people would either be gay or straight because even I am getting confused. I mean I want Portia de Rossi to be straight but she is not and I can live with that. It can be just hard sometimes to get the image of Ellen out of my mind, but with effort anything is possible.

Another singer. Not the one from yesterday is now switching between guys and girls. I guess the guys are even interested now that they have seen the photos and he is more than willing.

A marriage that everyone thought was headed to divorce years ago because of bad boy behavior is actually heading to divorce now because of drug use and violence. His wife has always denied it in the past and been a big supporter of this bad boy. BUT that is all about to change and will become public knowledge very soon.

This female A list celebrity and B list actress has always alternated between men and women. Now it seems as if she has gotten herself in the family way and is not quite sure who the father is and so for now is quietly asking all of her recent boyfriends what they would want to do about the situation if they were the father.

This aging C list actor cannot get a date, but he does have money and so he always pays a woman to be his date/relationship for the month prior to and immediately after any movie he is in.

I know the last one is practically impossible so here is a bonus.

This aging former cable star was heard lamenting the other night how her very rich husband has cheated on her from almost day one of their marriage. He married her when she was still something. Now she is a oh, yeah I remember her. She just accepts the cheating because they have an iron clad pre-nup and she has no job prospects and no money.

88 comments:

publicityiscandy said...

so jessica biel for #3 - she left stella's show after 2 min. because she was "hung over" and was oddly dressed at oscars.

Anonymous said...

2-denise/charlie
5-valerie bertinelli

Anonymous said...

#1 seemed like Pete Wentz to me.

GGA

Anonymous said...

#2 bobby brown

Anonymous said...

Number two is easy - Sean Penn and Robin Wright ("bad boy" and there were rumors they were splitting a couple of years back)

Anonymous said...

number two -- the beckhams (he had a romance with rebecca loos)

Anonymous said...

#2-Madonna

Anonymous said...

#1 can't be pete wentz since he doesn't sing- I'm thinking maybe john mayer

Anonymous said...

#1- Cisco Adler? There were recently nude photos of him.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

#5 can't be Valerie Bertinelli because she and EVH have been split for years now. That was an excellent guess though.

Anonymous said...

I'd say #1 is Pete Wentz. Everyone's seen those pictures, and he's admitted to making out with guys.

I agree Robin Wright Penn & Sean Penn for number 2.

No clue about the others.

publicityiscandy said...

i vote chris rock for #2 - his marriage and alleged flirtation with kerry washington have been in the gossip buzz all week, and they even released a statement yesterday about how their marriage is fine. there are a lot of things that point to it being the rocks, but i don't think anyone wants me to regurgitate the blurbs on mollygood, thesuperficial or popsugar.

for 1, i am really, really tired of all the which way do they swing items. who cares? it seems like everyone in hollywood is equal-opportunity sex. good for anybody getting some.

i miss the blind kindness items.

kiki said...

c-list celeb who's got $ but pays for escorts Tony Danza?

when a Celebrity ie., Chris Rock , make a big production of " I LOVE my wife, husband " etc.. their marriage is so in the shitter.

Jessica Biel or Kirsten Dunst for beening knocked up and not knowing who her baby's daddy is.

Anonymous said...

where's the revela? damn you EL im like Pete D looking for a hit!

#3 Jessica Biel!!!! hahaha Rev Camden is gonna pissed!

I agree with Pete Wentz for #1-everyone thinks he is the singer anyway and hes shown the world his peen. Please not Crisco Adler,those balls arent attracin anyone, gay or straight. Damn now i want to make a cup of tea! LOL

Anonymous said...

sorry meant 'reveal'

brendalove@gmail.com said...

LOL, I think #1 is definitely "Low Rider" a.k.a. "Crisco" a.k.a. Cisco Adler. Wotta douche.

Anonymous said...

2- diane lane and josh brolin.

Anonymous said...

Number 2 is Robin Wright Penn and Sean Penn. She's been doing the press junkets recently, and, when asked about her marriage, was terse and said it was hard.

Anonymous said...

1. pete wentz. he sings back-up vocals for fall out boy

2. i got will smith or martin lawrence. bad boy was mentioned twice. they were in bad boys 1 and 2

3. jessica biel or mandy moore

4. tom sizemore

5. no clue

Kathy said...

I'm thinking Cisco Adler for #1 for sure .... although I agree that those pictures scared the heck out of me! Mischa Barton must have been a better actor than we thought!

#2? With the dearth of clues in recent BIs, I can't imagine EL is being so obvious with this one. I don't think it's Will Smith, though. Sean Penn seems more likely.

#3 -- sure sounds like Ms. Biel to me. Absolutely an A-list celebrity, but not an A-list actress.

#4 and #5 .... dunno.

David said...

patricia heaton for the last one? I can't imagine that she has any job prospects now that no one loves raymond.

Anonymous said...

theres always been rumors of Sean Penn beating madonna...it could be him for 2

Anonymous said...

Might also be Russell Crowe for #2.

Pinky said...

Wiat wait wait - I thought Chris Rock and his wife split???

Anonymous said...

1:44- they did

http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/03/chris-rock-files-for-divorce/

Anonymous said...

Could be Will Smith. I heard he used to beat up on his first wife, Sheree.

Man, he likes his women small. Sheree is 4.11 1/2

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheree_Zampino

ukgrrl said...

#1 is Wentz
#2 Thought Sean Penn too but don't recall Robin explicitly 'supporting' his behaviour, unless no-commenting can be called supporting.
Leaning towards Bobby Brown. Whitney was a great enabler considering she was cracked out too. The violence must have done it.

Anonymous said...

Bobby and whitney are already separated.

what about Robert Downey Jr?

Anonymous said...

Jada Pinkett may be small, but I get the feeling she could put up one HELL of a fight if Will started trouble with her.

Anonymous said...

#3 is carmen electra

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking the last one might be Zsa-Zsa Gabor... we know her husband cheated on her with Anna Nicole Smith

Anonymous said...

2:06 I wouldn't consider Zsa Zsa aging. She's pretty aged. It's got to be someone middle aged or so.

Anonymous said...

Tony Danza is married and Jessica Biel appeared in photos of her kissing another woman in more than a sisterly way.

I think #2 is Madonna/Guy.

Aging C-list actor is Jude Law.

#5 we need another clue.

Be Adequite! said...

#2- Reese and Ryan? I always assumed it was only for cheating but who knows?

Pinky said...

2:06 I wouldn't consider Zsa Zsa aging. She's pretty aged. It's got to be someone middle aged or so.

2:17 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

libby said...

I think Tony Danza and wifey have filed for divorce, but I don't think it's him anyway--he's never in movies, is he? How sad that last one is!

Anonymous said...

BI #2

I see it being one of two couples.

Robin Wright and Sean Penn. It is common knowledge they do not actually live in the same house. They have lived seperate for years due to his anger issue's. And IMDB it... Sean was in the movie "Bad Boys" made in the early 80's... Esai Morales and Clancey Brown starred in it also.

~Second guess:

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown.

How many times did Bobby get arrested for beating her ass? Twice? And everytime Whitney stood up for him and claimed it did not happen. Even with the imprint of his fist on her face, she would lie and say it did not happen.

Now Whitney seems anxious to be rid of him and maybe there is a "exclusive" interview about to be printed.... you know Vanity Fair loves a tragedy.

Anonymous said...

Sean Penn was in the orig tittled movie Bad Boys in like 1983.

Anonymous said...

For #1, Wentz is the base player, but I don't think EL knows that since Wentz gets the most publicity. If he does know, then the singer might be Ne-yo who had pictures of him getting pleasured by a women online. For further support of this go to mediatakeout where they have implied that Ne-yo is gay several times.

Anonymous said...

#1. Pete Wentz (pictures)
#2. Sean Penn and Robin Wright(bad boy&wife)
#3. Kirsten Dunst (been seen with Adam Brody, Fabrizio Moretti, and Andy Samberg)
#4.Martin Lawrence (Aging C-Lister)

Anonymous said...

Not Cisco for #1, I have been around him enough to know he doesn't "swing" that way...

Anonymous said...

Aging cable star...what would a cable star be? Like MTV, TLC, etc?
Mrs Mo

Anonymous said...

Anon said: "he doesn't "swing" that way..."


So he swings low...but not to and fro?

Mrs Mo

Anonymous said...

I have thought about that last BI, aging cable actress, and can not think of who it could be. Unless it is one of the 80's TV actresses that end up doing movie work for Lifetime.

IE: Joan Van Arc and that whole cast of women from "Knots Landing", Michelle Lee, Lisa Hartman, Donna Mills... maybe even the women from "Dallas"... Linda Grey.

I would love a better clue... like what decade she was consider an active working actress.

Anonymous said...

This female A list celebrity and B list actress has always alternated between men and women. Now it seems as if she has gotten herself in the family way and is not quite sure who the father is and so for now is quietly asking all of her recent boyfriends what they would want to do about the situation if they were the father.




Jessica Biel....she just left the front row of some fashion show she flew to Paris for before it even started....said she was sick.

Anonymous said...

The thought of Cisco having sex w/ anyone is enough to make one celibate. EWWW!
1. PWentz
2. Penn/Wright; only because Brown/Houston's probs are already public.
3. JBiel; I like Carmen - she's just not A list.
4. Sizemore/Nolte/Busey? Any former Fleiss client?
5. No clue.
Juju

Anonymous said...

Yes, Anon 5:36... was she on a network show that went to cable in syndication? Lisa Hartman is actually a great guess... married toClint Black and hasn't worked (that I know of) in years. Very tough.
Juju

hez said...

Nice work on the Robin Wright, Biel and Lisa Hartman guesses, people. All sound like sure winners.

And I guess this means Wentz is on to the second half of the bi-now, gay-later equation.

I think a hint may be in our future for the 'practically impossible' #4. (Or at least I hope so.)

Anonymous said...

Hasn't Biel been most recently linked to Derek Jeter? SCANDALOUS!

Anonymous said...

Its Carmen for #3.

Anonymous said...

i mean 4

Anonymous said...

Jessica Biel is a great guess for being pregnant.

Anonymous said...

Kirstin Dunst sounds like a great guess for #3.

Anonymous said...

can you imagine having to ask jeter timberlake wilmer and whoever else for their DNA?
sounds like the 'whoever else' would be celebs too, given her track record in the last 3-4 months

Anonymous said...

I would consider Carmen a C-list actress and a B-list celeb. A-List to me implies Oscar red carpet appearances.Leaving it open for either Dunst ir Biel. I lean towards the Biel side more b/c she seems to have been getting around more than Dunst recently. JT was the latest hook up link. Also have there been rumors of Dunst having female tendencies? I know there are rumors swirling around about Biel. Just wasn't sure about Dunst.

J-Bird

Anonymous said...

#3 People keep guessing Biel because of the man/woman swinging thing, but I don't consider her an A list celebrity.

People have expressed confusion about what constitutes A vs. B vs. C etc. lists, but I think it's simple really:

A list, to me, means their name and face has cropped up enough that someone's menopausal mother in Kansas remembers their name by now. That's why people like Mel Gibson, even when they're not working for years at a time, will always be "A list."

Household name? I don't consider Jessica Biel a household name. B-list celebrity at best, C-list actress for sure.

My first thought was KRISTEN DUNST, and I saw others who posted the same. Mandy Moore was a great guess, too. I just never heard about them being bi.

-K

Anonymous said...

I want to ammend my above assessment of what constitutes an A-lister.

When I used Mel as an example of being A list even when he doesn't work because he is such a well-known household name, you could say, "well, why isn't Dan Akroyd A-list, then?" Some 50 year old housewife from Kansas would know him for sure.

But does the household name have star power behind that name? Is the name like a brand? Would slapping his name on something draw big box office bucks as a result? The answer is yes for Mel, even when he's unpopular (that anti-semitic misogynist!) and returning from a long time out. The answer would be NO for Akroyd. He doesn't have studios clamoring to slap his name on something to guarantee some box office draw.

So maybe E.L. could be implying Biel for #3, but if so, I think the A-list/B-list labels are misapplied here.

-K

Pervy Pete said...

I hope it's not me... But I took a whole bunch of downers and was really fucked up for most of last week, so... I mean... I really thought that was a girl! I swear! Um, wait! I'm not a singer! Yeah, I'm not the singer. It's gotta be somebody else, man. Entertainment Lawyer man, if you catch me doing a guy up the ass, give me the heads up first, man. Give me a call. I'd really like to know about it. So I can keep track!

JeeezeLouise said...

EL, thank you.

fogcitykitty said...

#5 Does SJP and Matthew Broderick grab anyone for this? She hasn't done squat since SATC and he's been all over with the Producers, and the women loooooove the little boy smile.

#2 I'm going with Will Smith, only because he is the only married "Bad Boy" and his behavior of late has just been *broken*.

I am clueless on the others.

ukgrrl said...

OMG I forgot about NeYo for #1
Yes the rumours of him being gay were defeaning before his sidekick was 'stolen'.... pic of him being 'serviced by a famous video-vixen...blah blah I'm not gay...oh its so old.

Now Chris Brown's 'kick has been hacked, pics of him doing himself blah blah.... Except is anyone who isn't a perv interested in seein underage peen? Even if the kid's nearly 7ft tall?!

Wonder who's next....

Anonymous said...

A list celebrity is the ammount of publicity one would consider them to be categorized under, not necessarily red carpet oscar only status. I agree that Carmen Electra would fit in with A list celebrity status, but B-list (being generous here) acting status. And for that matter, Anna Nicole's status as of now, is blown out the water, but her acting will always be a D.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone notice Halle Berry was conspicuously missing from the Oscars?..yup she preggo

Anonymous said...

Re: A list etc.
For me, when I think A list 'celeb(not actor)', I think of how easy they could get into a club or red velvet rope event. Like, what their wait time is at Hyde etc. Are they ushered in past the line or able to enter the back door? Do they have to explain to the staff who they are? C list Do they have to beg, call their inside friends, or get "Tara"? D list

Mrs Mo

Anonymous said...

A List star means how bankeable as person is. Anyone that's currently getting hired for big name movies with regular work is bankeable.

An A List celebrity I would assume means they mingle amongst the A-List and attend high-profile events and/or are presumably at the top of the tree for newsworthiness. Think, sadly, Lindsay Lohan, Paris etc, who while they may not be the best most bankeable actresses around, are still the most newsworthy ones.

That would be my interpretaion of this.

Anonymous said...

^^ My spelling of 'bankeable' may be dubious there.

JeeezeLouise said...

The concept of A-D list was hashed out here awhile back, and I think EL settled on the definitions in his Dec 2, 2006 post, which is here:

http://tinyurl.com/3bod8d

ukgrrl said...

I'm so slow...its so Kim K's jump-off Ray J for #1
neyo is old news. This is more recent.

http://sandrarosenews.blogspot.com/2007/02/guess-who.html

Anonymous said...

fogcitykitty: brilliant #5 Sarah Jessica Parker. She certainly fits and I've heard rumors about Matthew Brodrick cheating.

operaghost said...

ukgrrl, I can see Ray J for #1. Good guess!

>>Not Cisco for #1, I have been around him enough to know he doesn't "swing" that way... >>

Errr.....bahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa! Why does that song, "Do your ears hang low?" keep running through my mind?

2. Sean Penn and Robin Wright

3. Jessica Biel

4 & 5 Not a clue


OG

Anonymous said...

#2 screams American Idol's Antonella Barba.

#5 I thought Matthew Broderick was gay? Then again, the clue doesn't specify the gender of the person whom the man is cheating with.

Anonymous said...

fog city kitty...uhm...women love Matthew Broderick?
WTF?!

Only women of the she-male persuasion...

Anonymous said...

and SJP is not an "oh, yeah I remember her"...yet.

Anonymous said...

Kiki was vetted in this very forum guess to a BI about someone who was making it well known that she was easy, with many takers, so that she can be free to play on the same team without speculation.

Anonymous said...

Funny how often Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick turn up for blind item guesses. No way it's them for BI's this week.

"Sex and the City" only went off the air three years ago, she's still doing advertisements and just got name-checked on "Ugly Betty" as a fashion icon. Plus, someone commented here that she "hasn't done squat" since "SATC" ceased. They must not watch movies: "Failure to Launch" was a hit, "The Family Stone" was a modest hit, both did well on DVD, plus she has a couple movies in the pipeline.

As for Broderick, he probably was wealthy when they married but SO rich that someone would marry him just for his bucks? Nah. And as for the other blind item, unless he's seriously pulled the wool over everyone's eyes, in no universe is Matthew Broderick a "bad boy."

fogcitykitty said...

I guess I didn't consider "Failure To Launch" or that other awful thing SJP was in to be great, but even if I granted that they were oscar worthy, the BI only list "aging cable star" and "very rich husband". She is most *definitely* aging (ain't we all), her "star" is on HBO and she's not only a "oh yeah, I remember her", in some areas, she's "who the hell is Carrie Bradshaw?" Re: MB's sexuality; I don't know for sure whether the guy is gay or not, but the women-at least of my generation-the ones who were the right age during Ferris Bueller, do loooooove the little boy. Boys might love it too, and he might love em back, or both of them. He was with some hotties in his younger days and if he was only using them as a beard, you'd think one of them would have spoken up.
He has *way* more money than she does, and there have been multiple rumors of his cheating in the past.

Somebody also combined my two guesses. I never said MB was a "bad boy". He is not one on his most cranky day, I agree.

Anonymous said...

I think that the SJP guess goes wrong if you take into account EL's assertion that "she has no job prospects and no money".

SJP's had endorsement commercials and also has a fragrance -- regardless of how cheesy that might be, she has to have some money coming in.

fogcitykitty said...

You're right, she does have to have some money coming in, that's true.
I guess I just always think that just because someone's got an income, it doesn't mean that their outgo does not exceed it and they don't have the savings to cover it. (IMO, that's gotta have something to do with what moves the SJPs of the world hawk the low end hair color like Garnier.)

(that said, I do really like her "Lovely" scent. It's really light, and fresh.)

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Matthew Broderick - I'd hit it. Only if he stayed out of my line o vision, though.

Anonymous said...

SJP is a great suggestion for 5. Some of the details fit, but a couple would eliminate her completely.

Girl's got her own money. She earned $38 mil (highest paid female in NYC for '05) and although pedestrian, she has ad work.

Anonymous said...

Ok Biel would fit A celebrity as she was invited to the Oscars so I think it is her for #3, sean Penn and Robin Wright for #2 and Mickey Rourke for #4

_Bets

Blogger Tia Walker said...

Um....what's with all the bi/gay blind item stuff? Well technically I'm thinking Kurt Cobain was clearly right...wasn't he?

;)

Anonymous said...

What about Lindsey Lohan for #3? Maybe the weight gain isn't just the result of rehab and there were plenty of Pixie Mixie-type BIs from Ted that would implicate her is girl-girl action.

Pope-rah said...

The pregnant star has got to be Salma Hayek.

Anonymous said...

I say #3 is Salma Hayek. A list celeb, B list actress. And did you see the pics of her on Perez Hilton??

http://perezhilton.com/topics/salma_hayek/

Anonymous said...

Salma Hayek for 3

Virgo74 said...

Tough blind items for Friday!!

I am going to go with Ray J for number 1.

Sean Penn and Robin Wright for 2. He has some anger management issues for sure, and it was very apparent when he married Madonna years ago.

Selma Hayek has been seen gaining weight, but I would not consider her to be B list. I would think this is about Jessica Biel, she was looking mighty bad in Paris lately, very pale and drawn.#3

Martin Lawrence is an excellent guess!! But the thing is, I never see him on a date for any movie premiers!! He is either with his daughter or alone.

Aging cable star? Lisa Renna or whatever her name is? She has the soapbox talk show? Does any know who I am talking about?

Anonymous said...

^^^yeah, but didn't lisa rina get a rise in her popularity after that dancing w/ the stars stint? dont think its her.