Friday, March 23, 2007

Four For Friday

This pin-up B list television actress from the 80's and early 90's has disappeared from public view. Within the last week she has shut down her website and MySpace page. After a long dry spell she was resurrecting her career and her personal life, but now she seems to be pulling the plug on all of it. There is a rumor floating around that she has cancer and another that she just doesn't want to be bothered with the business anymore and is going to hide in a far corner of the world for several years.

How many times have I told celebrities to drive themselves? Well the same thing holds true for parking your car yourself. If you must let a valet take your car, then make sure you clean up or hide everything of note in the car. Speaking of valets, there is a rumor that one tab paid a valet to hide a wireless camera in a celeb car. The valet got it in the car and it worked for about five minutes until the celeb hit a pothole and the transmission ceased.

1. This B list made for tv movie actor who once had aspirations to be a real movie actor left a little tiny plastic bag in the cup holder of his car. This little tiny bag had some brown powder in it. Now of course I am sure his publicist would say it was brown sugar, but the valet had never seen someone jump so fast into their car when the valet returned it. After retrieving the bag, our actor smiled with a huge look of relief plastered on his face.

2. This soon to be married B list television actress on a hit network show left her car with the valet and the valet saw a tube of Zovirax on the front passenger seat floor. Now, our actress was with two other female friends (unknown if celebrities) so it is possible it belonged to one of them. No one has ever talked about this actress and herpes before, but people are talking about it now. Sure are a lot of air kisses from 2 feet away now. (NOT Eva L., and honestly wouldn't wish the herp on anyone)

"I wanna see it. I wanna see it too." Several women convinced this not very shy singer to show everyone his famous appendage. He teased but did not deliver the goods. He did however go home with his ex-fiancee.

89 comments:

Anonymous said...

When will you reveal and answer all the blind items that you given us lately?

Anonymous said...

Um ok I live in Australia so maybe it's different but over here Zovirax is used for treating coldsores?? EG the ones that everyone gets and aren't necessarily sexually transmitted? How exactly is that worthy of a blind item?

Pinky said...

No no - not Izzy!!

Anonymous said...

Loni Anderson for number one? I always liked her but we haven't seen her on TV for a very long time. Hope she isn't sick.

Anonymouse

Lauren said...

Im going to guess Katherine Heigl or Ellen Pompeo for the herps

vera said...

I think you are right, Australian Anon-I think Zovirax is just for cold sores here to...

Anonymous said...

I thought Loni was in So NoTORIous. Never saw it, but seems like I read that somewhere.

Anonymous said...

Cold sores ARE herpes.

Anonymous said...

12:47 - Your are right - the Zovirax TUBE "reported" would be topical for cold sores, not genital herpes. Cut the writers a break - it's hard making up these fake generic BIs.

Anonymous said...

12:47 - Your are right - the Zovirax TUBE "reported" would be topical for cold sores, not genital herpes. Cut the writers a break - it's hard making up these fake generic BIs.

Anonymous said...

cold sores ARE herpes

Anonymous said...

Sorry for the double post but really 1:10 they are two different and separate viruses, 1 & 2.

Pinky said...

I like the Ellen Pompeo guess instead of Izzy. Forgot she was getting married too.

Anonymous said...

Zovirax is for cold sores, which is part of the herpes virus, but not necessarly sexually transmitted and much less serious.

Anonymous said...

Cold sores certainly are a form of herpes. EL didn't say genital herpes - he even talked about air kisses.

Anonymous said...

Cold sores are a form of herpes:

http://tinyurl.com/2gdj99

Anonymous said...

I get coldsores when I'm sick. So do most people I know. I got it from a drinking glass when I was 12. Not scandalous at all!! In fact I have a tube of Zovirax hanging around somewhere...

Anonymous said...

Yeah I know they are a strain of herpes but I don't get the big deal about it. A hell of a lot of people have coldsores and I don't think it's BI worthy. Sorry!!!

Town Bike said...

Stay tuned for next week's blind item: which celeb fell over and grazed their knee?

Anonymous said...

STDs folks, you all seem to need an education before you learn the hard way. Actually I think the writers of this "BI" got it confused because NON TUBE Zovirax precscribed orally is for HSVII (gential). It's funny, ruined an otherwise great opportunity for a fake rumor to start about whomever you all would nominated as the "herpes" person.

Anonymous said...

1:36 LMAO good one! and I meant "genital" in my previous post. 1:40

Alex said...

Farrah Fawcett for #1

Enough with the herpes debate already - just guess the BI's!

Alex said...

Farrah Fawcett for #1

Enough with the herpes debate already - just guess the BI's!

charlie said...

Farah? Hit in the early 90-ies??

Anonymous said...

I do not get cold sores and I would like to keep it that way! I wouldn't kiss someone who has a cold sore and neither would you, so yes it is somewhat newsworthy. Sure it's only a tad more exciting than pink eye, but every guy is gay and every gal loves coke gets boring.

Ok, now according to the gospel - Wikipedia - you are all right and you are all wrong:

Aciclovir (Zovirax) is indicated for the treatment of HSV and VZV infections, including:[3]

* Genital herpes simplex (treatment and prophylaxis)
* Herpes simplex labialis (cold sores)
* Herpes zoster (shingles)
* Acute chickenpox in immunocompromised patients
* Herpes simplex encephalitis
* Acute mucocutaneous HSV infections in immunocompromised patients
* Herpes simplex keratitis (ocular herpes)
* Herpes simplex blepharitis (not to be mistaken with ocular herpes)

It doesn't say non-tube in the BI, it says tube.

As far as I'm concerned, everyone in Hollywood has herpes and hepatitis, so it is not narrowed down.

GGA

Kacie said...

Farrah's cancer isn't rumor, it's fact, so I don't think it's her. But at least you had a guess, I'm coming up blank, although Heather Locklear keeps coming to mind. Has she been in anything lately. I know she was Dynasty in the eighties and Melrose and Spin City in the '90s.

Does anyone have a guess for the movie actor with the suspicious brown powder?

Anonymous said...

I have an absolutely awful guess for the actor with the brown powder. My guess was Eric Stolz because of the "plastered all over his face" comment. I checked and he's done some TV work and never really broke into the movies, except for Mask.

GGA

Anonymous said...

I am guessing Ana Ortiz from Ugly Betty. She's getting married in June and would probably hang out with a lot of non-celebs since she is new to being on a 'llist' at all. Pompeo was in a couple films before Grey's.

And boo hoo...she gets freakin' cold sores. But who in god's name is the heroin sniffer?! Tell me!

Anonymous said...

1. Tracy Bingham. No myspace, website not responding

Anonymous said...

Ooooh, you're good!

JR said...

Topical Zovirax is used to treat the herpes virus (I and II), varicella zoster and has limited activity against cytomegalovirus and Epstein-Barr virus. It's applied 6x a day for 7 days at the onset of an outbreak.

Anonymous said...

OMG People we all get what herpes is now and what Zovirax is too - DROP IT!
AND
If you don't like the site, stop coming, don't be such whinny biotches about the BIs and if you think they are fake or not.

Anonymous said...

Can't be Tracy Bingham. She didn't do anything in the 80s

Anonymous said...

Donna Dixon?

Anonymous said...

im guessing Nicollete Sherdian for herpes girl.

Anonymous said...

Loni Anderson came out in the 70's
So did Farrah
Heather Locklear was way A list when she was a popular pinup and has never really been out of the public eye...she had a string of hits and high profile romances...she doesn't seem to fit...
but she's the only 80's "pinup" that also went into the 90's as well. I don't know if she ever had a website but I can't seem to find an official one.

No clue on any of these...

Lola said...

Did you know that if someone has oral herpes (a coldsore) and performs oral sex the recipient of the oral sex can get genital herpes?

Anonymous said...

Shut the fuck up about the fucking herpes, you fucking fucks.

Anonymous said...

There is something weird going on with Ellen Pompeo's upper lip, but I always thought she was the botox enthusiast from an Ausiello blind item. Does herpes cause a stiff upper lip (not in the very british way) and sputtering?

Anonymous said...

How about Suzanne Sommers for the B-list pin-up?

Anonymous said...

I hate to say it, but for the herpes/cold sore BI, what about Sarah Chalke? She;s getting married soon too, and her show Scrubs is a hit show.

Anonymous said...

I like Nicollette Sheridan for the herpes girl also! Sarah chalke is a good suggestion though. How about Harry Hamlin for the brown powder guy.

Anonymous said...

GGA @ 2:03, don't know where you did your research, but Eric Stoltz has been in just about every third movie that's come out in theaters for the last 10 years...that's ALMOST not an exaggeration, either.

Meanwhile, for the missing pinup b-list, was Lucy Lawless doing anything in the 80's (i.e. Xena the warrior princess)?

ME

Anonymous said...

Also, for Mr. Heroin guy, what about Chad Lowe? I know he did some made for TV movies back in the day, don't think he really hit on the big screen, did he?

ME

Anonymous said...

Shut the fuck up about the fucking herpes, you fucking fucks.

That's fucking funny! I second that.

Anonymous said...

There's the girl from House, she's getting married to her blond Aussie co-star (may be gay, from other bi's).

Tawny Kittaen showed up on a google search as an 80's pin up. Can't think of anyone else.

The guy I can't even guess, but I recall Nic Cage being in a rumor about shooting heroin...

Anonymous said...

Tawny Kitaen

Anonymous said...

re: Tawny, what TV did she do? she was in the Whitesnake video, was she ever in a sitcom or anything? I can only ever remember her in Bachelor Party and the Whitesnake video. Plus she's been in all kinds of trouble with the law of late, with drugs and that whole battery thing or whatever it was with her hubby on the Angels...not knocking hte guess, just trying to fit her life into the clues and having trouble...does Surreal life count for trying to revive your career?

ME

fo real said...

from laineygossip.com

Another on the Verge

Depressed and directionless and bitterly disappointed over recent professional failures and feeling stifled by a ruthless mentor, she is apparently on the verge – like a Britney verge. Except in her case, she’s lucky the pappies don’t have so much access.


Wild, wild partying and an endless cocktail of serious drugs supplied by an unsavoury group of new friends who are as degenerate as they come, relentlessly pushing their poisons into her body. And apparently she’s too messed up to stand up and walk out. Word is she’s either “out of it” half the time or so wild on tilt with insatiable chemical appetite that even her people can barely control her. She has been late or absent from a few recent engagements and while she was fortunate enough to have her team make new arrangements on the fly, her reputation is beginning to suffer…though that’s not the biggest problem.


The old friends fear the new friends are taking her down a dangerous path. Recent night out – by the end of the evening she was limp and lifeless and supposedly serviced by two different men and also at one point full on making out with another woman. She’s also been known to go missing, totally unreachable for hours at a time, and when she resurfaces, she’s a frightful mess.


Of course there are those trying to help her. And some days, she knows and she tries. But when the night comes and that crowd is calling, it’s trouble all over again.


Not Lindsay, not Mischa Barton

anybody have any guesses?

Be Adequite! said...

3:54 I am with you on herpes/whatever...Ellen Pompeo.

What about Gretchen Mol for #1? She had a slight comeback with "Bettie Page" but then disappeared again...

bionic bunny! said...

the shy singer is tommy lee, right?

pin up actress: loni anderson? erin grey (gray?) from buck rogers? cheryl ladd? catherine bach (dukes of hazard, which i thought was late 70's)? victoria principle (dallas)?
or take your pick from the baywatch babes.

Anonymous said...

Tawny did a lot of tv guest shots and she hosted America's Funniest People. Had a recurring role on Hercules.

Anonymous said...

OMG OMG beyond funny
yesterday it was the idiot starfu*ker and today its the herpes
whoever wrote the following provided me with about 10 belly laffs in just minutes... thanx

Anonymous said...
Does herpes cause a stiff upper lip (not in the very british way) and sputtering?

3:54 PM

Anonymous said...

Tommy Lee and Mayte Garcia for the "not so shy" singer adn ex-fiance.

The guy sucks toes for chrissake.

Anonymous said...

dear Ent

i have a request/idea
will you post any really juicy 'laineys' and 'NYDN', and 'Page 6' blind items on the main page so everybody can all guess on them?
Yours are great and each blog has different spies so it would be kool to comment/guess on them like we do when you post other links... the lainey blind today was great and so was the last one she posted about courtney cox
Defamer used to post Ted's blinds every day and then everybody would vote on it and then at about 3 pm they would post the winners and the funniest guess, remember the Dakots Fanning awards? I absolutely loved it and tuned in every day at 3pm but they must have had a falling out with Ted.
Ted's have been lame lately but yesterday's was juicy...

I love to read the comments here and most of the contributors to these comments have great intelligent guesses...
i think we even got rid of the haters, poachers, LOUD TALKERS and repeat repeat repeat offenders from perez's blog
peace

Anonymous said...

Doesn't Tommy Lee count as more of a drummer than a singer? I know he had a solo album but I still think of him as a drummer first.

Anonymous said...

Yeah I'm not getting GGA's research either. Wiki as the ultimate source? No way - you can edit entries! They don't even allow it as a source for middle schoolers book reports. Your Wiki on HSV 1 & 2 meds -flawed- didn't differentiate on what type meds: oral, etc. Wiki does not a doctor or lawyer make. Loved 3:54's & town bike's comments, and it says a tube - so cold sore BI, who cares? The other BIs are lame, sorry 5:44. 1st & last are "real" reworded rumours previously posted elsewhere on web. I'll do a reveal for you if you can't get them.
ALX

Anonymous said...

How about Christina Applegate for the B-list tv actress?

Anonymous said...

^^ Christina is a great guess. Only, wasn't she more late 80's & 90's? Jesse was not so long ago.

Anonymous said...

I was thinking Justin Timberlake for the not-so-shy singer who went home with his ex-fiancee.

Anonymous said...

was justin timberlake ever engaged?

Anonymous said...

i don't remember ever hearing justin was ever engaged

Kathy said...

The shy singer is def Tommy Lee -- he's very shy, he does sing in his new band, and he and Pamela were caught sucking face at some club the other night.

I think Jennifer Morrison from House is a good guess for the B-list actress.

Dunno on the others.

WTF said...

Anybody think Kirsten Dunst for Lainey's BI?

Anonymous said...

Farrah Fawcett (pin-up)
#1. Jesse Metcalfe
#2. Ellen Pompeo
#3. Tommy Lee

MissBliss said...

1. 80's and 90's pin up could be Nicole Eggert (Charles in Charge cutie in the 80's and Baywatch in the 90's).

I was also going to suggest that Eric Roberts could be the Made-For-TV-Movie actor but i dont think he could be considered B List!

Anonymous said...

Of course, Wikipedia is not the ultimate source - that was meant to be facetious. It is riddled with errors. Any fool with a keyboard can add to it, but most of the time, it is right. I am no expert on herpes and it's medication.

Second, when I preface my guess with "this is an awful guess" and you say "that was an awful guess," I say DUH!!

GGA

Anonymous said...

i don't know why people even use wiki...can't trust the entries. people are lame for really believing everything they read online GEEZ

Anonymous said...

OMG 5:44!!! The "haters, poachers, LOUD TALKERS and people who read Perez" were bothering you? OMG!!! I think you need to head over to the CDAN "message board". It's really, really KOOL and so not lame. Evrybody is so friendly and SUPER intelligent and OMG!, they're even planning a special get together!!!! You need to get a name though- Hez made up a special word ALL BY HERSELF- because no "anonymice" allowed. OMG Sooo Kool!!!!

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one thinking Dean Cain for the made-for-TV movie actor who briefly flirted with an attempt at a big screen career? His substance probs have been pretty well documented over the years. And his made-for-TV movie career hit a high (low) point when he portrayed his doppleganger, Scott Petersen

fo real said...

wtf


great guess on KiKi

Anonymous said...

It's Pam Anderson for the first blind item

Anonymous said...

anonymous 6:56

lol!

too funny, thanks for a little reality check!!!!!!

HEZ :-)

HEZ said...

That last comment was not me btw.....

Anonymous said...

anonymouse 6:56 who gives a bad name to the rest of us

better hurry back to perez' blog so you don't miss a 'first'

Anonymous said...

Is the point that "anonymice" has been around for years (urban dictionary) and Hez claimed she thought it up? Sad

Anonymous said...

My guess for the B-list pinup is Yasmine Bleeth.

Definitely pinup material. Most work done in 80's and 90's. Last substantial project was 2003. Listed for a movie in pre-production now, but sounds shakey since it's been postponed once already since 2006.

sb said...

What's the deal with all the hostility leveled at Hez? I honestly don't get it. She barely even posts any more and when she does, it's way low key, but she's attacked in such over-the-top ways. What gives?

Lara said...

Hey, where have half the comments in this entry gone? There was a large hilarious list of groupie reviews of rockers posted, in response to the 'shy rocker' BI.

Why was that list and the many responses about it deleted?

Selective editing of your comments is a dud move, EL.

Anonymous said...

Lara, you're looking at the wrong thread. It's on March 22.

HEZ said...

oh shut up you freaks, all you do is whine and bitch and whine and then bitch again. Just guess the BI's. You have been doing a terrible job of that lately!

Hez

hez said...

Impersonating people is extremely immature. I haven't been online since Thursday. Looks like some "fun" is being had at my expense. Aren't I the lucky one?

Anonymous said...

NO. 1- KIRSTIE ALLEY

Anonymous said...

hez hat gesagt...
Impersonating people is extremely immature. I haven't been online since Thursday. Looks like some "fun" is being had at my expense. Aren't I the lucky one?


It didn't sound like you. If nothing else, your formatting, etc. is always uber-correct. Is the log-on name not protected somehow? Something should be done about it, because I think it's more than immature.... sick, bordering on disturbing.

mistik said...

Yeah, I was gonna say that you know you've hit the online big time when people feel the need to impersonate you. Next for our anonymous impersonator... dinner theatre in Wichita...

Hez, ignore the idiots.

natd said...

Enough with the herpes, enough about Hez (good or bad), and let's get back to guessing the blind items. When I see that there are 85 comments, I'm expecting that at least 90% of them would be about the gossip itself.

Get it together, people!

Lara said...

Anonymous 5:43 - ....Oh. Cue the shamefaced blushing. Thanks, Anon.

I'll just slink over to the right thread then, lol. My apologies, EL.

Anonymous said...

What about the "other Heather" for 80's pin-up: Heather Thomas. I remember some articles a few years back about how she'd become a screenwriter and had a movie in development that was supposed to be a big hit.

Dean Cain for the brown powder. He is Mr. Made for TV movie lately and has a new one coming out shortly.

Katherine Heigel for the Zovirax. There have been rumors since they first got together that Josh Kelly is not faithful to her.

Singer w/ a large appendage: Lyle Lovett, Tommy Lee, John Mayer - but who are the ex-fiancees??? Lyle & Tommy were married to famous women, but I don't remember their ex-fiancees...except Tommy was engaged to Prince's ex-wife once.

Anonymous said...

OK...this one is absolutely driving me CRAZY!!! Here are the B-list 80's - 90's pinups I could find:

Heather Locklear (no real gaps)
Heather Thomas (still married?)
Audrey Landers (just did something new in 2006 after a long hiatus, but I think she's been happily married a long time.)
Catherin Bach-seems to be happily married
Victoria Principal-she's making a mint with her cosmetics line. Could be her since she went through a horrific divorce, but I think she's still at it.
Charlene Tilton-been doing stuff on and off and seems to be happily married

Here's a website that lists all the top TV shows of the 80's. The pinup HAS to be in there to be a B list televsion pinup.

http://www.i80s.com/80s_tv/80s_television.html

Any ideas???