Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Links

Not much I want to do with K-Fed, and searching the internet is close to the top of it. Why? Because I don't want him staring at me while I search for you know...stuff.

So if you want to spend $2M on some photos of Angelina and her son then be my guest. Five minutes after they are published everyone will just right click and save anyway and not give you credit. But, hey at least you made the news for paying $2M for the photos. Good for you. Now the celebs will be sure to give you all the best scoop, or at least exactly what they want you to print. You would think that if you pay $2M for some worthless photos that you could at least get to be snarky every once in awhile.

Tom Cruise called the Beckhams 18 times in one hour to get them to convert to Scientology.

"Hey Becks. You ready to convert?"
"How about now?"
"What you doing? We have a great gym down at the center. Ready to convert?"
"How about now?"
"Katie and I are going to have twenty kids. Are you ready to convert?"
"What time should I make that appointment?"
"Bet you wish you hadn't given me your number. Ready to get hooked up to the machines?"
"Where can I get Katie some of those fake breasts? Ready to convert?"
"Make sure you lock them in real good. Ready to convert?"
"How about now? I love soccer."
"My other kids play soccer. Can I watch you play? Convert now?"
"S-C-I-E-N-T-O-L-O-G-Y. Catchy isn't it?"
"You wanna see my plane? I'll let you fly it if you convert."
"Look how happy Katie is now that she converted."
"Suri and I have the same hair. I comb her hair for hours to get it right. Do you want me to comb yours? Ready to convert?"
"Does Posh ever smile? She will if you convert."
"Busted leg is no problem. I can heal you in ten minutes."
"I'll autograph a copy of Risky Business if you convert. It's got naked girls"

5 comments:

kiki said...

what's the deal with the $cientologist and taking saunas?

Anonymous said...

LMAO at Ent's re-enactment of the 18 calls. Wonder if Katie thinks her deal was worth it.

WTF said...

"I can heal you in 10 minutes"

Hahahahahah

Anonymous said...

Tom trying to get past the Great Wall that is Posh? She's a mommy three times over; No means no. This will be fun to watch.
Juju

sb said...

Not mentioned on this site but all over the place are photos and/or footage of the "happy family" attending a basketball game with Suri trying to take some steps. The photos of Katie show a woman looking miserable with no sign of a smile throughout. Barely 4 months into the marriage - so much for the honeymoon period, I guess, huh?

Sigh. And it all looked so promising . . .