Thursday, February 21, 2008

Today's Blind Items - Jackass

I see everyone is busy with Michael Musto. Thanks to nycer for letting me know Michael had done some. They are rare, but always the best, and other than me, I think he is the only person who regularly reveals blind items which is always a plus. I am in talks with the chatroom people to make the rooms larger and much less, how shall I say, Miley friendly. They will have their home, but hopefully there will be a home for everyone else to have big discussions like the blind items today without being asked asl or asked for sex.


This B- list actress with the A list movie resume. When I say A list movie resume I mean summer type popcorn flicks that do well. Well she was at a premiere recently and decided that she didn't like where the limo driver was going to drop her off. She opened her door and saw that he had missed a spot by about five feet. God forbid she was going to walk the five feet. With the door halfway open she unleashed a verbal tirade against the poor driver that included every four letter word known to man and to Xenu. (not a clue, just thought it was fun to write) After she made him move up the five feet, she opened her own door and then went around to the drivers side and then let him have it again. The guy drove away leaving her there in the street. She then put on her happy face and made nice for the red carpet.

44 comments:

nothingsacred said...

i would love to hear that it was jennifer love hewitt or sarah michelle gellar.

Irishstayc said...

I say Katherine Heigl... sounds like something she would do

Jac said...

I would love if it was Alba, I can but dream....

Trix said...

Heh, thanks for the work on the chat rooms EL. Its silly, the places people will look for cyber sex!

GammaGirl said...

"Katie" Hiegl had the biggest film of the summer and she's rumored to be catty to underlings.
SMG seems like a good fit too, but when was the last time she had a hit?

Praetorian said...

Didn't Ent call somewhere Jessica Alba an "A-list body with a B-list resume"??

Could it be her?

Twisted Sister said...

Irishstayc, good guess!

EL, thanks, but making the chat room larger isn't the answer. We'd still have to deal with the sophomoric chatter of idiots, which is why we don't go in there now. Put in space for 200 people and there will be 187 guests and 13 Miley fans.

nothingsacred said...

smg did the grudge, when was that? like 2005?
for someone who reads gossip everyday, i'm so far behind lol

melcon80 said...

How about Megan Fox? Transformers was a big summer flick.

Brenda22 said...

I say its Alba Bitch.

Rhianna said...

I'm with Nothing on this one, much as I did me some Buffy and even Daphne ... Screams SMG all over it.

captivagrl said...

vivica a. fox (kill bill, batman&robin,independence day,ella enchanted, born on the 4th of july) i would put her in the B- category.

Flora said...

I'm thinking that the diva in question wasn't actually starring in the movie because the clue says "she was at a premiere recently" not "she premiered a movie recently". Probably takes Katherine out of the running...sorry, y'all, I know she has plenty of haters out there.

So what has opened recently?

Jumper
Definitely, Maybe
Fool's Gold
Rambo
Spiral
The Hottie and The Nottie (sorry, couldn't resist, ha!)
The Eye
Over Her Dead Body
Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: The Best of Both Worlds (sorry, another 'couldn't resist' joke)
The Bucket List
Juno
27 Dresses
Cloverfield
Untraceable
Meet the Spartans
Mad Money (another not-funny joke!)

Off the top of my head, Jumper, Cloverfield, 27 Dresses, and Meet the Spartans had huge premieres. My gut tells me to go back and look at the Jumper premiere photos to see who showed up for that one...

Flora said...

P.S.- one more premiere for the list:
The Other Boleyn Girl

Flora said...

P.P.S.-

Vantage Point opened last night. I haven't seen any photos of that premiere yet though. But if "recent" really means "recent", you can't get much more recent-er than last night, right?

SkittleKitty said...

What about Jessica Biel?
Illusionist, I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry, Stealth

GammaGirl said...

@skittlekitty: This does sound like something Biel would do. I'm onboard with that guess.

Carla said...

I'll go with Shelf-Ass herself, Jessica Biel.

Damn. I didn't even know there was a chatroom connected with this site.

I don't think I could handle the little Miley divas though. Posting here is good enough for me.

Chatty said...

Oh, how I would love for this to be Katherine Heigl.

RagDoll said...

does it have to be a movie premiere? Lucy Liu just premiered a new TV show right? And she's been in the "Charlie's Angel's" franchise, plus the Eck vs. Sever "popcorn" flick, and "Lucky number Slevin". I don't know if those bombed, though, and I don't know if they do red carpets for TV premieres?

bippy said...

haven't been in the chatroom, but have to admit that i enjoy reading a line or two whenever i get to the bottom of the page, like this gem: HEY ANY FIT GIRLS WANNA CHAT.

it's just so... goofy.

and doesn't this blind sound just like alba? didn't she show up to the premiere of some vodka last night?

Big Sur Expedition 2008! said...

How in god's name can you think Jessica Biel has an A List movie resume? What are you smoking in here?

That's all I have, I don't have much to contribute. hee hee But it does sound like Alba-bitch.

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butterfly said...

No WD today EL?

Judi said...

How about ScarJo? Yeah, yeah, some will say she's A list but she's just an okay actress which for me is not A list.

whimsicalrationale said...

Kate Hudson

Katherine Heigl doesn't have a tone of "A-list movies on her resume". Kate Hudson just had Fool's Gold and she's been in a ton of other fun, summer, popcorn flicks...How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, anyone? And I think I'd consider her B list.

She's Hollywood Royalty. I could totally see her being all fake and smiley for the cameras and a total spoiled princess when no one's looking.

MadLyb said...

OMG, BITCH! I think it's Julia Stiles.

intheq said...

kate beckinsale... saw her on a red carpet recently (can't remember what for though). she screams nasty to me. underworld, pearl harbor, the aviator...

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I'll bite on the Alba-bitch guess just cause I can see her doing something like that. When she came to my city to film a movie she stayed in a condo in a co-workers building and he said she was a bitch all the time, but he'd still hit it. Boys, what are they good for? Comments like that.

Amber said...

I love the new chatroom! Less Miley friendly haha Some of us were placing periods in between swear words just so they'd show up lol

Flora said...

P.P.S.-
Penelope also premiered. (The Christina Ricci in a pig-nose movie).

Clair said...

I am going to guess Portman because she was in the Star Wars mess. Blah! And she seems super nice in a really fake way.

Trix said...

Amber! You didnt tell me how the cookies turned out.

Marcie said...

has Kirsten Dunst been in rehab for long enough to miss the recent movie premieres? she's definitely B- list, but she was in the Spiderman movies, which are popular summer popcorn flicks to the extreme!

bionic bunny! said...

my two cents on the chat room, ent:
toss it.
i've not even bothered, and i've got more free time than anybody (or did before the kindly drug fairy hit me last week, RX, guys, be kind). i'm amazed how the pervs find an open chat place.

shame the board went belly up...

concepcion said...

Megan Fox she was at the Versace fashion show in Milan on Thursday.

nothingsacred said...

ok, is kate hudson a list?
like by default or something?

Tikitaz said...

The chatroom was great for about five minutes - until the Mileys, the spammers and randy Pakis discovered it.

Gayla said...

When I see "B- list actress with the A list movie resume" I think of an actress who is not a star or even a major supporting role in the movie, just a big enough role that she gets some lines and screen time, it keeps her working, and it might get her another role somewhere else.

So I like the Vivica A. Fox guess from captivagirl. I never would have thought that myself (but then I never would have thought of her for any reason, which goes along with the 'b- actress' part.) I knew she'd been in all those movies but until I saw them listed together I didn't realize how A list her movie resume was.

This reminds me though that I never quite know where to rank black actresses. Vivica is one of the few with mainstream name recognition, so she's kind of easy, but what about someone like Nia Long or Tyler Perry? Mario or Jill Scott? They're very familiar with Af-Am audiences but I doubt they register much in the mainstream. So how do I weigh that? The Af-Am crowd is like a system within a system. (Well, Mario is going to be on Dancing With the Stars so I guess is a wee bit of a hint. I can't tell if it's an upgrade, downgrade, or lateral move though.)

I'm going on a tangent here, but I think that is a question I would like answered, because I'm sure black actors/actresses/singers have their own share of dirt too and it would be nice to know where to rank them. If nothing else it could broaden the names thrown into the guessing pool.

Gayla said...

Oh, and I haven't been back in the chat rooms since the first week it was there. I threatened to change my username to idontdoasl but I have a feeling that I would have gotten even more asl's from people trying to be funny. The weird thing is that most of the 'normal' people chatting would at some point in the conversation mention where they were from and their age, but for some reason asl'ing is like...an online booty call. Like, "what's your sign baby?" it's just lame.

I liked the idea of them, though. I know it's convenient not to have to log in with a user name but maybe requiring a person to register for blogger or google would help? Or maybe not. I don't know. Or maybe you could 'designate' a room for each crowd. CDAN regulars go here. Miley lovers go here. asl losers over there. As if people would follow directions.

I do think making the rooms bigger might help, if only because I think some people don't realize they're in both rooms or even that they're technically 'in' the room unless they deactivate it. So they're taking up space. But like someone else said, then you'd get 187 guests and 13 Miley fans.

Gayla said...

@ nothingsacred:

Kate Hudson is A-list by name recognition, but by resume she is B or maybe even B- depending on how one looks at it.

Mia said...

megan fox has little to no career yet to make her a anything.

1 transformer doth not A list make.

Brandy said...

I agree with the person who said Nat Portman heard about her being a bitch before.

RandomRamblings said...

Jessica Alba. She has been known to be very difficult to get along with.