Thursday, March 13, 2008

Eddie Murphy Is A Jackass


According to the National Enquirer, Eddie Murphy has refused to see the daughter he had with Mel B because she trapped him into having the baby. Now what the hell kind of reason is that not to see your kid. So, yes you are pissed at the mom. Hell half the parents in this world are pissed at each other but that doesn't have anything to do with your child.

So what if Mel B said she was on birth control and it turns out she wasn't. You think birth control is 100% effective? It isn't Eddie, and you should have known that. So, if she had been on birth control and it had been an accident, then and only then would he have seen his daughter? That is just a bunch of crap.

The article goes on to say that Eddie will be willing to see his daughter when she gets old enough to be with him without Mel B interfering. Since that won't be until she is probably a teenager, I doubt that their relationship would be deemed to be rock solid. Just imagine how that first meeting is going to go. "You know, your mom trapped me into having you, and so I thought I would just go ahead and ignore you for the first 14 years of your life. But, hey now I am here, and they are having a Dr. Doolittle marathon on the Ignorant Channel. Want to watch. Afterwards we can watch home movies of me and Uncle Johnny."

13 comments:

jax said...

King Jackass come get your crown.
Sorry- QUEEN Jackass.

Khemenu said...

LOL!

"they are having a Dr. Doolittle marathon on the Ignorant Channel"

Thank you for this.

Kory said...

As a woman, I am torn because I would NEVER want to be a man forced to have a child that I didn't want. I am glad that I am in control of this situation.

Jesse D said...

LOL not for much longer, kory, not for much longer.

jax said...

well maybe he should have forced his penis into a condom.
birth control is only 97% effective on a good day.
either way what he wanted and what he got are two diff. things and resenting the child becasue of it makes him the biggest dick in Hollywood. (with a penchant for trannies and men)

Twisted Sister said...

If he's this kind of a heartless cad, then I have no doubt the child is better off without him. He's the kind of person who is into conditional love and would probably threaten to stop supporting her emotionally and financially whenever she did something he didn't approve of, or in order to get back at Mel.

I'm not fond of Mel's hubby, but I hope he becomes the father that E.M. won't. This baby deserves more than Murphy.

Sylvia said...

lol@jax

Eddie is just a jackass plus some other nice words I wish I could post here LOLOL.

wtf said...

The kid is better off without him.

Geebz said...

What a douche but it isn't uncommon. I was on bc and got pregnant with my son. My ex wanted an annulment because of this. Good riddance jerkoff.

Accidents happen. I suppose it's just rewards as I used to rag on people that claimed to have 'accidents' as I called them. My son is a wonderful boy surrounded by my dad and uncles for role models now.

captivagrl said...

geebz - i prefer the word "surprise" and i have one too! failed method = condom

Moosefan said...

Just spit my starbucks out on the screen when I read the last line!!!!
the daughter will be better off without him. I tell ya this though, who would not have sold their soul-at least for just a little bit-to have been in the room when Mel and Eddie's ex wife had LUNCH TOGETHER!!! Yall remember those pics from a while back? How priceless was that and how bad do you think Mr. Do Little lost his !@#$ over it???

Judi said...

I want to be a fly on the wall when he finally has to deal with his ADULT daughter.

Rhianna said...

Dude, is Eddie claiming he was raped? Last I checked he was in control of his own dick. It was his choice to f*ck her and come inside without a condom on. Why the hell does he think he gets a freakin' pass on this one?

So what if she's on the pill, Depo or whatever. Those don't prevent STDs, condoms stand a much better chance at it. You'd think he liked his little dick healthy enough to protect it.