Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Jenna Fischer Won't Do Nudity But She'll Piss On Your Face


You know that I love Jenna Fischer. I do so for a number of reasons. One of the main reasons though is that she doesn't take any crap from anyone, and is funny as hell. Plus of course she is willing to be in Playboy. No, not naked. I wish. No, she does the Playboy interview this month and talks smack and names names.

In her own words.

"I had been living in Los Angeles for about a year and was a member of a theatre company. One night, after a play, I went to a party and ran into the playwright.

"He said, 'What's your story?' I said, 'I'm from St. Louis. I just got here, I want to be an actress.' He said, 'I'm writing a film, and I think you'd be great for it. But I have a question for you - would you ever do a raunchy sex scene in a movie? Like really raunchy, with nudity?' "I kind of laughed and said, 'Well, I wouldn't do anything I wouldn't be proud to show my parents.' And he said, 'Well, you're not a real actress, then.' I was stunned.

"He said, 'A real actress would say yes. A real actress would p**s herself onstage if that's what it took. Sylvester Stallone did porn (1970's pre-fame The Party At Kitty And Stud's, later retitled The Italian Stallion). Shelley Winters p**sed herself onstage.

"'Every play, every movie I write has nudity in it. You know why? Because that's how I know if I'm working with real actors. You're not a real actress.

You should just go home. You don't have what it takes.' "I went home and cried and cried and cried. What an a**hole, I should have told him, 'How about I p**s on your face? Does that make me a real actress? Let's try that. I'll do that right here. I'll do that today.' Bring me Shem Bitterman".

Now, most actors and actresses would have stopped before they named names. They would not want to burn any bridges. Not Jenna. If you mess with her she will mess with you back.

P.S. For those of you who keep writing to her MySpace page asking her out because she is single now. (kind of) She thinks you are nuts. She has shown that she will in fact piss on your face, so be careful.

13 comments:

Brenda22 said...

Good for her. I like her even more now.

Twisted Sister said...

Are you SURE you like her, EL? Talk about taking a story that says something positive about her and completely turning it into a negative. Boo on you.

Wonder said...

single, kind of?? do explain. I know she is going through a divorce but your phrasing made me curious

tigereye said...

awesome, not only is she from my home state, she's pretty, funny and assertive too..or wants to be assertive, haha. thanks for the story...i dont read playboy, what can i say?!

Clair said...

Um...now people are going to ask her to pee on them? I am sure she'll find a fun way to thank you for that Ent! I am thinking you should avoid any food she offers you. Beware laxative brownies!

brendalove@gmail.com said...

So to be a real actress you have to swallow any kind of morality and individuality you possess and bow to the command of some playwright and do whatever perversion he can think up for you to do? OMFG what a douchemarine.

Karen said...

I think she may be getting back together with her husband. I may have heard that somewhere but I have such a bad memory so maybe not. Anyway, that could be why she is only "kind of" single.
I just love her though. She's so funny.

Amber said...

I lol'd at the title hahaa

Emobacca said...

Is she reconciling with her husband or is she having a fling with someone else?

Jerry said...

RE: that piss in the face thing...Eliot Spitzer is looking for her phone number.

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Betty-Anna said...

That guy sounds like a major twit. He should change his name to Twitterman.